wot would u do if....

*Committed suicide?...

*Said I love u?...

*Lived next door?...

*Was raped?...

*Started smokin?...

*Stole?...

*How did we meet?...

*What do u tink of me?...

*Best memory of me?...

*How long will we be friends?...

*Do u love me?...

*Have I hurt you?...

*Wud u hug me?...

*Kiss me?...

*Are we close?...

*Am I loveable?...

*How long have u known me?...

*Describe me in 1 word?...

*Have u ever been mad at me?...

*What reminds u of me?...

*Do u know me well?...

and i'm a scout and fucking PROUD


This is for everyone who once was, or still is in Scouting and proud of it!
You eat better at camp then you do at home
You can pitch a tent anywhere with your eyes closed.
You can relate anything you do to a camp story.
Your friends tell you to shut up about what you did on the weekend coz they are like rightio... and you did that why?!?!?!?!?
You get excited about camping in weather any sane person wouldn't venture out in
You've been to at least one jamboree and had the time of your life.
You know what a jamboree is.
You forget that girls in scouting are actually girls until you see them in girly clothing ex. Bathing suite.
Girls, you NEVER forget that guys in scouting are guys
You see a fleur-de-lis and think of scouts before Quebec, unless you live in Quebec.
You are not actually a scout but you tell people you are because they have never heard of Ventures or Rovers or Explorers.
You automatically hit it off when someone tells you they are also in Scouting.
Fires are made from more gas then wood.
The meetings go on, even if you are locked out of the meeting room.
Tents are optional when camping.
Rain is seen as a source of drinking water…not a pain in the butt.
You have more badges from camps then you know what to do with.
You don't know why people use flashlights.
You can kick white waters ass in a canoe, but the moment you hit flat water you tip.
You first move away from home and all you eat is camp food because it is the only thing you know how to cook.
EVERYTHING is just better outdoors.
You give a normal person your left hand to shake and don't even realize it until they look at you funny.
You see the dirt in your food, but eat it anyway.
You begin packing 20 minutes before you're supposed to leave.
When every stain has a story behind it.
You start humming camp songs in class.
You couldn't imagine dating someone non-scouting.
You see a pile of wood near the river and within a day your floating away.
Camping comes second hand nature to you.
You could not think of a better way to meet great people then scouting.
When camping and ashes get into your hot chocolate it adds the little bit of extra flavour. Same goes for marshmellows.
all fires built must be massive!!!!!
You buy your next car based on how much gear it will carry.
You have mastered the skill of changing in public without exposing yourself.
You know your a scout when people at work ask what you did at the weekend then stare at you like you're crazy when you tell them.
You know your a scout when you can get everyones attention with just a cheer!
When you & your group do a cheer for a group of people who aren't in scouts they look at you insane.
When you have a weather roc k outside your house.
When your house has as much troop stuff in it as anything else.
You are known by your scout name to more people than by your real name.
People offer to lend you a tent for a non Scouting event and then look at you strangely when you explain you have 3 at home.
You know your a scout when you wear a camping shirt to class and everyone looks at you like your diseased.
You know your a scout when you brag to your friends about how indestructible your socks are.
You know your a scout when someone says 'I just broke my arm' and you respond immediately with' its okay I brought duct tape'.
You know you're a scout when people don't believe you that the lighter in your pocket is not there to light up cigarettes but to light up fires.
You know your a scout when you have a separate drawer just for camp shirts.
You know you're a scout when you watch Survivor and you know you could do so much better!
You know your a scout when tents are optional...along with a shelter at all.
You know you're a Scout when you come home from a camping trip and your nice tan washes off in the shower.
You know your a scout when you get back from camp and realize you've had 12 hours sleep in 60 hours.... and you have

thank u 2 all ma real friends tht actualy turned up2 my party...it was a gd laf n thanks 4 ma cards, presents n money n wot not...

n if u didnt come bt u let me kno...wel thank u 4 letting me kno n itsa shame ya cudnt b ther

and as for u fuckers who i invited...bt didnt let me kno if they wo comin or not and thn didnt come at all...well thanks a fuckin lot!! DON'T EXPECT AN INVITE NXT TIME!!!! ya cn all fuck off n get bent...least i kno who ma real friends are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xx nat xx