OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!! 624 days ago

ARIES
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding.

TAURUS
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss.

GEMINI
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet.

CANCER
You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.

LEO
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare.

VIRGO
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores.

LIBRA
You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral.

SCORPIO
You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet.

SAGITTARIUS
You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack.

CAPRICORN
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy.

AQUARIUS
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.

PISCES
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick.

Full Name: Shawn Joseph Patrick Mark Allen
2. Nicknames: Alf, Dallas, but i am forever known as SHAWN BAWN!!
3. Birthday: 7th march 1978
4. Place of Birth: Ballinasloe Co.galway
5. Zodiac Sign: Pyrex, i'm a test tube baby,.....pisces
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Grade: -
8. School: -
9. Occupation: Struggling Black Actor.
10. Residence: Mount Temple, yeah thats right, THE HOOD!!
11. MSN Screen Name: - Like i'm gonna give it up to the world of Lunatics
that exist out here

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: Depends, right now its blond
13. Hair Length: Mid-length
14. Eye color: Blue
16. Height: 5ft 11"
17. Braces?: no
18. Glasses?:yeah, i'm myopic and proud
19. Piercings: not any more no.
20. Tattoos: 4, upper right arm, right shoulder blade, right hip bone, right
wrist..
21. Righty or Lefty: right
___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Mike "big mac" Mcneil
23. First Award: Talent Contest for singing or something
24. First Sport: football
25. First pet: Chum, a dog
26. First Real Vacation: Germany.
27. First Concert: House of Pain. 1995
28. First Love: Patricia something,.. I was thirteen for fucks sake!oh hang
on.. Jesus! Dooley!.. bloody hell, i actually remembered!(2 weeks later)

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Boon dock saints..
30. TV programme: Heroes, check it out.
31. Color: That of the sun setting..
32. Rapper: Suggs/Bobo and b-real, The Cypress Hill Posse
33. Band: Guns and Roses
34. Song Right Now: Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry
35. Friends: My Best friend is my Bro Pio! after that are numerous shady
characters of all shapes and sizes THAT I FREAKIN LOVE!! It's been said
that if you want to know a person, all you do is look at their friends,
from that i can hold my head high and proud.
36. Sweet: Double cream choc bar.(but i can't get them any more)
37. Sport to Play: Not really,...but i did join the gym!!BELEIVE THE HYPE.
38. Restuarant: Dominos
39. Favorite brand: Rizla heheh!
40. Store:The sound factory
41. School Subject: music
42. Animal: dog
43. Book: The Alchemist
44. Magazine: Porn. if anyone says otherwise they are hypocrites.
45. Shoes: yes

___Currently___

46. Feeling: positve
47. Single or Taken?:single
48. Have a crush: don't give a rats ass! its all the same.
49. Eating: nothing, they don't allow food in chartbusters! NAZIS!!
50. Drinking: Half a bottle of J. D.
51. Typing: On a keypad
52. Online?: yes
53. Listening To: 3 townees talkin shite in front of me.. RIGH!
54. Thinking About: goin to spoof in Newry
55. Wanting To: Sing Crazy Bitch
56. Watching: pc
57. Wearing: jeans, orange county t-shirt, grey hat.

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: Definetly
59. Want to be Married?: yes
60. Careers in Mind: Singer
61. Where do you want to live: dunno
62. Car: Jeep Wrangler

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: Brunnette
64. Hair length: long
65. Eye color: Big + Brown
66. Measurments:curvy
67. Cute or Sexy: sexy
68. Lips or Eyes: Both
69. Hugs or Kisses: both
70. Short or Tall: about my height
71. Easygoing or serious: bit of both
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
73. Fatty or Skinny: again curvy, realistic
74. Sensitive or Loud: both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Ahem! this is very important.
As long as she's are remotely normal, and with a mind of her own, i'd be happy

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yes
79. Had Alcohol: yeah
80. Smoked: yes
81. Ran Away From Home: no
82. Broken a bone: yes
83. Got an X-ray: yes
84. Been with someone: yep
85. Broken Someones Heart: yes
86. Broke Up With Someone: yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: yeah
88. Cried At School: yes, i know.. wuss


___Do You Believe In___

89. God: I have a spiritual faith
90. Miracles: Yes but not that moving statue stuff.
91. Love At First sight: yeah
92. Ghosts: Spirits
93. Alien

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