90. First off, what is your name?
Amethyst
89. What did you do last night?
Erm ate chicken and chips watched French and Saunders, and then slept
88. Do you have a same sex best friend that you can talk to 24/7?
Yup
87. Do you have any siblings?
1 older sis she moved out
86. Where are you exactly?
Co-ordinates... 27/45 north-north east... Oh right... In my bedroom
85. Favorite color(s)?
Crimson red
84. What does the 7th message in your [cell] text inbox say?
Hmm duno, phone stopped working awhile ago... But it's probably Laura and Emma asking if I wanna meet up lol
83. Who sits behind you in maths?
Me no take maths no more it used to be... Ben Townsend
82. Who sits to the left?
The wall
80. Do you have any kids?
Nope... Thank christ
79. Who the 5th missed call in ur phone?
Not sure
78. Closest black object?
T shirt
77. Closest silver object?
Capo for guitar to the left of my hand
76. Have you ever jumped a fence for no reason?
I can't jump fences my flab gets in the way pmwl
74. Do you own any pets?
yuppers... 2 cats... Enid and Baby Blyton
73. How does your hair look right now?
Like it normally looks... Bed head
72. Last time you listened to country music?
Erm the other day, couldn't resist alittle bit of Rascal Flatts
70. If you could kill someone, who would it be?
Hmm Gordon Brown... smoking gone up to 18 ... Hope he doesn't get killed... I might be a target now lmfao
69. What are your fears?
Hmm spiders, stick insects, public transport... Sometimes walking round in the dark
68. What do you hear right now?
El Tango De Roxanne and my attempts to sing along... It hurts my throat alot
67. How many drugs are in ur system right now?
Tobacco and caffeine probably, had a nice cup of coffee last night... Didn't want to be in bed before 11 on a friday night lol
65. What are you wearing?
black tshirt and some gorgeous blue and white shorts lmfao... Are my PJS
64. Who was the last person to comment you?
Buzummmmmmmmm
63. Do you sing?
All the time! I suck very badly, and find it very hard to singing quietly...
61. Rock or Rap?
Rock always
60. Chocolate or vanilla?
Vanilla mmm
59. Who did you last call?
Hospital :|
58. Who last called you?
Hospital :|
57. What jewlery do you wear daily?
Actually none, occasionally wear the heart necklace...
56. What are you doing now?
Singing and chatting to people ... And of course doing this
55. Who was the last person you said I love you to?
Ermmmmm oh oh oh Emma on bebo *Hmm that count?*
54. Would you die for someone?
Definetely
53. If so, who?
Lots of people I care about
52. Are you cold right now?
Not particuarly
51. What do you smell right now?
Mould... Room is due for another clean already lmfao
50. Do you have to pee right now?
Acutally no... Makes a change
49. What did you dream about last night?
Seeing Nancy and Anibal and Nancy got run over by a coca cola truck then I dreamt about the christmas adverts
48. What are you doing tomorrow?
Nothing well that kinda means... Basketball, eating for nearly all of the day, and doing homework
44. Bedsheet color?
Yellow... Flowers :| the other one was dirty oh oh ask me about the pillow... What does your pillow look like? It looks like a pillow with Paddington Bear on it
42. Carpet or wood in your room?
Carpeto I think apart from by the door, where the carpet has like gone and there are just bare floorboards :|
41. Bad rumor about yourself that you've heard?
Hmm they're is quite a few to choose from lmfao most recent was that Huggies and I were engaged lmfao
38. Can you do a cartwheel?
Nope lmfao
37. What's your favorite candle scent?
Damn it I hate candles!
36. Ever gone a whole day without eating?
LOL yea loads of times
35. AMERICA OR CANADA?
America definetely
34. What makes you mad?
Running out of cigs, my Dad, having an argument with friends and them not saying sorry

Okay, this one is different - this is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME... Ta da that's all you gotta do, I wanna know how much you actually know about me I'll kick your ass if you get them all wrong biatches! Good luck


Where did we meet:

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Do I smoke:

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What's your favorite memory of me:

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If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:

If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is one thing that I would bring:

The body parts were once again having a debate about the most important body part in a human body… The brain, heart, ears and eyes all decided to find a way to prove that they were most important. When the owner of the body parts decided to cross a road, the brain switched off, and the man fell to the ground and was run over… When he came out of a coma, it was the hearts turn… When the man was crossing the road, the heart switched off, and the man was run over and comatosed… When the man awoke, it was the ears and eyes turn, they decided to join together, so once again the man began crossing a road, but his vision and hearing were lost and he didn’t hear or see the car coming straight at him, he was thrown off the road and once again fell into a coma… The body parts now wondering what they should do, decided that the man should now wake up… He rose once again… As the man walked out of the hospital, and crossed the road, the rectum found his chance… The man shat himself, and died of embarrassment…