College Life!!!
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YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN UNIVERSITY TOO LONG WHEN...

You actually like doing laundry at home where the washing machines work.

Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.

You'd rather clean than study especially if an essay
is due.
"Oh shit how did it get so late!" comes out of your
mouth at least once a night.

Parents' cooking become something you desire, not avoid.
You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soap operas especially
neighbours and Murder She Wrote.

You know the pizza boy by name and don't even need
to read the menu.

You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark.

Looking out the window is a form of entertainment.
Prank phone calls become funny again.

You start thinking and sounding like your friends
and your accent becomes a hybrid of South, West, Dublin etc.

Highlighters are the coolest things on earth.

Rearranging your room is your favourite pastime.

Rubbish cheap B#1 shops are so cool.

The weekend lasts from Thursday to Monday.

BEFORE I CAME TO UNIVERSITY, I WISH I HAD KNOWN...

That it didn't matter how late my first lecture was,
I'd still sleep through it.

That I could change so much and


That you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways.

No matter how 'cool' you were in school, no one here cares.

That if you wear polyester everyone will ask why you
are so dressed up.

That every clock on campus shows a different time.

That if you got a good leaving cert, so what? It doesn't matter here.

That I would go to a party the night before an exam
or essay due-date.

That Chem Labs/Architecture studios take up more time than all my other classes
put together.

That you can know everything and fail a test.

That you can know nothing and ace a test.

That I could get used to almost anything found out
about my friends.

That most of my education would be obtained outside of lectures.
That friendship is more than getting drunk together but that's still funny
.....!
That Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination.
That Psychology is really Biology, that Biology is
really Chemistry, that Chemistry is really Physics and that Physics is really
Maths.


TOP 10 REASONS THAT UNIVERSITY IS LIKE PLAYSCHOOL
10. You cry for your mother.
9. You cross the street without looking for cars.
8. Snack time is a necessity.
7. You bundle up for the outdoors without caring what you look like (because
everyone else looks as stupid as you do).
6. You stay at home and play games with your friends.
5. You wear your backpack on both shoulders.
4. You wear big mittens.
3. Playing in the snow is a legitimate activity.
2. You take naps.
1. You look forward to cheese toasties

~~ Beauty of a Woman ~~
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows.
The beauty of a woman
With time, only grows..



An English professor wrote the words: "WOMAN WITHOUT HER MAN IS NOTHING" on the blackboard, and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote:
"Woman, WITHOUT HER MAN, is nothing."

The women wrote:
"WOMAN!! WITHOUT HER, man is nothing!"