Lauren Deer
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- Città: Near Exeter
- Stato sentimentale: Single
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- Data registrazione: February 2005
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Basically, I love life, and I'm just trying to make the most of things and have some fun(Y) .
I have amazing friends - Who are all a little bit responsible for my millions of retarded laughs
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"I hate those girls who work in those department stores, don't you? The Orange Girls. "It's natural, it's natural". Not unless your father fucked a Wotsit...."
- The Best people in the world =]
- ... Are my friends
- The Big Sister =]
- "This plate is a figment of my imagenation, Is this cup a figment of my imagenation?"
" Is this heating up on full, so it can't even get that fucking hot!?"
"You've got the heating on full... She's got the fucking windows open"
"Yoohoo, can I get a r-hooooom"
"Daddy, will you wipe my bum for me?"
"I love you benny boo boo, boo boo, boo boo boo boooo"
"JOANNNNNE, the stripers are here!" - "They can't be here, everybodies naked" - "Pooooliiiice" - Rating...x3
- My friends, My family, The dog! Being outdoors, home made presents! Smoothies, walking, music, rugby, late night walks, fresh air, cheese and pickle =], talent , Jeremy Kyle, Chudleigh Rock, caving, running, twister ice lollies, Gladiators, nights in, nights out, gerkins, swimming, singing, milkshake, mascara, shoes, cadets, the gym, acting, money, parties, friends (: laughter, dancing, fresh air, walking, sleep! Charlotte McCabes blatent honesty, winning, adrenilin, excitment. MST, talking, smiling, determination, X factor auditions, rugby players, good hair days, perfume, loyalty, subway, moisturiser, bluntness, hockey, Charlotte Joffe's early morning wake up calls! Real men! BBQ'S! My bed, my pillow, cold drives, the sea, the beach, having everyone around me happy, making people laugh. Knowing exactly who my friends are
- Hating...
- Elephant grass, Exams, Lazyness, ignorance, unmotivated people, make up overload, whiney people, revision, being bored, being stuck inside, bullies, life wasters, people who try and put you off food, poor hygiene! Greasy hair. Kids who mess up at school on purpose to look good. Grumpyness! Bad hair days, sunburn, people who are to lazy to pronounce their words properly, even though I do it...People who think their better than you, racism, My freckles, narrow minded people! Certain people who appear to of forgotten how to have fun...SNAILS AND SLUGS!
- The Chloe Box!
- ! Chloe is a bad influence on Lauren, and makes her eat lots of chinese ... and chicken burgers.... and chips... and rice.. and battered sausages... and BBQ sauce. Oh god, we are discusting! Lauren will kill Chloe via exercise! Lauren loves Chloe!
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Dear 10 (which wont end up as 10 because i love you all too much!)
Because I've been forced to do this...
In no particular order... Guess who!?
Number 1:
I got to know you in year 9 history and we used to go to cross country club!
You have always been there for me no matter what silly things I have done and I know your just a phone call away
We talk about ourselves all the time and we spend far too long practising pouting in Bens mirror... which is probably another reason to add to the why we are single list! Your gorgeous and I love you lots. xxxxxx
Number 2:
Marvin!!
We go waaay back! We tried to make a tent out of bamboo sticks and bin liners when we were at your grand parents house and it failed miserbly and it's still in my shed somwhere!!
I think "we're funny, I'd be friends with us"
We have grown closer and closer and you will always be a best friend to me, thank you for accepting my involuntary bodily functions! I love you xxx
Number 3:
I have known you FOREVER and you used to look after me when my mum went away and tell me ghost stories so I couldn't sleep the whole week!! You always moon through the ship when your drunk and frequently encourage me to go walking in a chicken suit! I'll never forget our smack that dance... or the dance where u kept dropping me on my head... of the dance when we had nappies on our heads!! I love you xxx
Number 4:
We were best friends for a play time in year 2, and we even made up a song about it
Peeing outdoors seems be a reoccuring theme when i go out with you. We talk about stuff in wayyyy too much detail and you have seen my mouldy armpits! I love out walks and talks and i miss our mocking miss purple ooger booger very much
I love youu xxx
Number 5:
I used to be petrified of you at mad, but then I joined cdts and you looked after me and now i love you very very much
And i miss you very much tooo because you growed up and went to falmouth ;( *cries*. You make me do the spacky closed eye laugh and then you mock me but i still love you
I missh you xx
Number 6:
Are we beeef?! We are the only ones left! And yes, i can't raise one eyebrow and will always close my eye a little when i laugh!! Your family makes amazing roasts and still feeds me even thought i tried to chop ur dads hat up because i thought it was cake! I love beavis! x
Number 7:
You've grown up 2 and buggered off with number 5!
I have half your kit scattered around my bedroom that i need to give back to you! Your also always there to witness my retarded eye and you also mock me
aha but i do love you! I misss you xxx
Number 8:
I held your cake tin hostage for ages aha
I'm sorry! You make the most amazing cakes but i think you are the most sarcastic person I know! Aha, i always start laughing when i look at you in psychology and i have no idea why lol
I lovee you x
Number 9:
Peeeeaa
Doinnng doiiiing! Sleeepy time... Enough said! aha. I apologise to ripping of your skirt and your shoe!! We have made some amazing discoveries recently, the alternative to bog roll and mixers! I love you! xxx
Number 10:
Our mums are the calender girls! aha
And they always worry and talk about us together!
We are really bad at biology experiments and we alllways mess them up!! Aha. One phrase that sums you up "Shall i pin this piece of hair back?" I love you xxxx
Number 11:
Now you have a dog we can be less bored on Sundays!!
You witnesses the sinking my reeds event and we all still managed to be friends! You are amazingly clever and beeeauutiful
i loveee you xxx
Number 12:
Cripple/Mushroom
I frequently make up songs about you! Sarahs crusty rectum! You convinced me i was a witch in primary school and we made medussas together! I love you!
Number 13:
You give me faith in the male population! You are currently my skitzophrenic bonyfriend who spits in my face when he shouts
But i do love you so aha.Now go put some make up on!!! xxxxx
Number 14:
Aha we used to peel balls in English
and bully v
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My Bebo Family!
I Stole this! But, everyone has one, and i'v given in!
Fill it up =]
My Mummy = Bekkah!
My Big Daddy = Dave
My Daughter =
My Son =
My Big Sister = Roz
My Little Sister = Lauren
My Big Brother = Nick
My Little Brother =
My Best Mate =
My Chicken = Jade
My Special Mate = Jonty
My Cosford Bud = Emz
My Fuck Buddy = Lisa
My Hot boys! = Mole and Rich
My Girlfriend =
My Boyfriend = Linchi!
My Wife =
My Husband =
My Mangina = Alex
My Lil Angel = Nay
My Guardian Angel (male version!) = Nick
Fankoo
My Guardian Angel (Female) = Louise
My Cheering Up Buddy =
My Moletastic Boy = Ryan
My Soulder To Cry On = Shobo
My Comedian = Rich
My Baby Boi =
My Rudeboy = Rich
My Rudegal = Shell
My Long Lost Lover = Lottie
My One True Love =
My Swim Buddy = Ashley R
My Dancing Buddy = Lorna
My Singing Buddy = Georgie!
My Trouble Making Buddy = Mati
My Sleepytime Buddy = Mati
My daytime-drinking-which-is-a-reli-bad-habbit-2-get-into-bt-we'll-do-it-anyway-Buddy - McCabe
My Bit On The Side = Daisy
My One Night Stand = Mangela
My Dude = Lee
My Fellow Gingers = Sarah
Mati
My Idol = Adam
My Prom Date =
My Alcoholic friend = McCabe!
My Dancing Queen = Adam
My Secret Admirer =
My Bodyguard = Nick
My Partner In Crime = McCabe
My Making Nasty Faces about people buddy = Emily!
My Princess = Daisy
My Prince = Josh
My Bitch = Dan
My Shoulder To Cry On = Alex
My Laughing Buddy = Josh!
My Gossip Buddy = Becky
My Drama KING! = RyRy! (Aka Danny Zuko!)
My Sex Buddy = Daisy
My Porn Star =
My Personal Shopper =
My Music Man = Alex
My Bed Buddy = Lisa
My Hand Holding Buddy = Emily
My swetty betty buddy = Emily
(We share sweat!)
Comment if you think you fit into the appropriate catergories.
Cheeeaz
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| Name : |   Lauren | |
| Nick Name : |   Lauz, Lolo, Whippett, Margaret | |
| Birthdate : |   14/08/1991 | |
| Birthplace: |   Barnstaple | |
| Current Location: |   My Sofa | |
| Eye Color: |   Blueee | |
| Hair Color: |   Gwarr | |
| Height: |   Short...Enough said. | |
| Weight: |   HUUUUGEE ;) | |
| Piercings: |   ears x 5 and tragus | |
| Tatoos: |   None | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: |   Single :) | |
| Vehicle: |   :( I neeed a car | |
| Overused Phrase: |   Soz | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: |   Sausages, Chinese, Gerkins | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: |   Subway | |
| Candy: |   Millllions! | |
| Number: |   I don't have one.. | |
| Color: |   Blue/Green | |
| Animal: |   My Dog! x3 | |
| Drink: |   Vodka, Lime and Lemonade! (Thanks Marv) | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: |   Shoulders/arms/eyes/smile aha :) Not too fussy | |
| Perfume: |   DKNY | |
| TV Show: |   Hollyoaks | |
| Music Album: |   Its all about downloads.. | |
| Movie: |   Superbad, all american pies, jarhead, the notebook | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: |   Pepsi | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: |   Maccy D's | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla |   Chocolate | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: |   Hot Chocolate | |
| Kiss or Hug: |   Both | |
| Dog or Cat: |   Dog | |
| Rap or Punk: |   Mehh | |
| Summer or Winter: |   I love both! | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: |   Both :) | |
| Love or Money: |   Aha :) love... obviously | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: |   When I'm tired | |
| Most Missed Memory: |   Primary School | |
| Best phyiscal feature: |   You tell me | |
| First Thought Waking Up: |   *SNOOZE* | |
| Ambition: |   To be happy :) | |
| Best Friends: |   You all know who you are :) love you x | |
| Weakness: |   Food aha :) | |
| Fears: |   Snails, Clowns | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: |   Nope | |
| Ever been beaten up: |   Not reaaally | |
| Ever beaten someone up: |   Nahh | |
| Ever Shoplifted: |   Nope | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: |   Yes | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: |   Yes | |
| Been Dumped Lately: |   Nope | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: |   Not too fussed aslong as they are briiight! | |
| Favorite Hair Color: |   Not that bothered | |
| Short or Long: |   Not too short but not long! | |
| Height: |   Taller than me | |
| Style: |   Not too bothered, what they look good in | |
| Looks or Personality: |   Both | |
| Hot or Cute |   Both | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: |   I can't stand really skinny! | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: |   India! | |
| How do you want to Die: |   Happy when I've done everything I want to do | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: |   Shopping? Yes | |
| Get along with your Parents: |   Yep | |
| Health Freak: |   Not too bad | |
| Do you think your Attractive: |   Not particularly | |
| Believe in Yourself: |   Yes | |
| Want to go to College: |   I'm there.. | |
| Do you Smoke: |   Nope | |
| Do you Drink: |   Yep | |
| Shower Daily: |   Yep | |
| Do you Sing: |   Attempt to | |
| Want to get Married: |   Someday | |
| Do you want Children: |   As above! | |
| Hate anyone: |   Naaaa | |
| Get Your Own survey..... | ||
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Arwenn15 settimane faHAPPY BIRTHDAY LAUREN!
Hope It'sa Goooden (:
Loves!
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Mr Ryry Duscha39 settimane falmaoooo yee i knw its rlei confusin me
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
missssss you tooo!! lol
ermm im ment to go in soon 2 help vic n max wiv their auditions 4 the show they putin on i fink
LMFAOOOOO
ohh yhh
awww i miss those times
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41 settimane fa
Mr Ryry Duscha
Lovageeee
fink i mite be in teign soon 4 the auditions 4 vix and maxs show
il be in on the friday
so mke sure u do it okeysss
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.Lauraa.42 settimane fa
Haha, I have to say you were a tad funny
watching you dancing!! lol.
ohh you must feel a tad rough haha.
iam good thnakies, yourself?!
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Toby Samways42 settimane fau ok ginger pussy what u up to then
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.Lauraa.42 settimane fa
Pisshead
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42 settimane fa
.Lauraa.
Haha you are such a loser
im rather awesome thankies
biology? eugh, i hate science
well done anyways you never know
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.Lauraa.43 settimane fa
Lauren
how are you?!
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Nath46 settimane fatraining soon =) xx
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Josh46 settimane faone is indeeed, 16 as well so not just cosford this year
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James Frawley52 settimane faYou work in Smiths? Ooo eck
fair enough i suppose.
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South Of Heaven52 settimane faello fangina
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James Frawley53 settimane faOh, is that in a factory, or whatever is was? Or is he doing something else now?
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Towati53 settimane faawww, I know! I literally feel exactly the same! I am sooo worried about it...3 weeks! SHIT! but still, we're all a great class, i do have faith we can all pull it out the bag. I am so unsure of craig as well. I think he hates me. He has so little time for you as well, and pulls that face when you don't know if he is laughing at you or with you!
I MISS DAN AND FAY!!! BRING BACK THE GINGA DRAMA GANG!
I am sure you'll be fine Lauz. We all have a lot of pressure on us atm. It'll work out ok.
lol "spack spack spack".
lyly xx









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