Lauren Deer

is bored enough to visit her bebo... it is clearly very bad times.

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  • Città: Near Exeter
  • Stato sentimentale: Single
  • Visite al profilo: 13.153
  • Data registrazione: February 2005
  • Ultimo accesso: 3 giorni fa
  • www.bebo.com/Laurennnnnnnnnnnnnn

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★ Honey, I'm so glamorous I piss glitter... ★
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Lauren

Basically, I love life, and I'm just trying to make the most of things and have some fun(Y) .

I have amazing friends - Who are all a little bit responsible for my millions of retarded laughs :)
x

"I hate those girls who work in those department stores, don't you? The Orange Girls. "It's natural, it's natural". Not unless your father fucked a Wotsit...."
La mia metà
Miss Jade

Miss Jade

I Love You Onslo!

The Best people in the world =]
... Are my friends :D
The Big Sister =]
"This plate is a figment of my imagenation, Is this cup a figment of my imagenation?"
" Is this heating up on full, so it can't even get that fucking hot!?"
"You've got the heating on full... She's got the fucking windows open"
"Yoohoo, can I get a r-hooooom"
"Daddy, will you wipe my bum for me?"
"I love you benny boo boo, boo boo, boo boo boo boooo"
"JOANNNNNE, the stripers are here!" - "They can't be here, everybodies naked" - "Pooooliiiice"
Rating...x3
My friends, My family, The dog! Being outdoors, home made presents! Smoothies, walking, music, rugby, late night walks, fresh air, cheese and pickle =], talent , Jeremy Kyle, Chudleigh Rock, caving, running, twister ice lollies, Gladiators, nights in, nights out, gerkins, swimming, singing, milkshake, mascara, shoes, cadets, the gym, acting, money, parties, friends (: laughter, dancing, fresh air, walking, sleep! Charlotte McCabes blatent honesty, winning, adrenilin, excitment. MST, talking, smiling, determination, X factor auditions, rugby players, good hair days, perfume, loyalty, subway, moisturiser, bluntness, hockey, Charlotte Joffe's early morning wake up calls! Real men! BBQ'S! My bed, my pillow, cold drives, the sea, the beach, having everyone around me happy, making people laugh. Knowing exactly who my friends are :)
Hating...
Elephant grass, Exams, Lazyness, ignorance, unmotivated people, make up overload, whiney people, revision, being bored, being stuck inside, bullies, life wasters, people who try and put you off food, poor hygiene! Greasy hair. Kids who mess up at school on purpose to look good. Grumpyness! Bad hair days, sunburn, people who are to lazy to pronounce their words properly, even though I do it...People who think their better than you, racism, My freckles, narrow minded people! Certain people who appear to of forgotten how to have fun...SNAILS AND SLUGS!
The Chloe Box!
! Chloe is a bad influence on Lauren, and makes her eat lots of chinese ... and chicken burgers.... and chips... and rice.. and battered sausages... and BBQ sauce. Oh god, we are discusting! Lauren will kill Chloe via exercise! Lauren loves Chloe! :)

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  • Dear 10 (which wont end up as 10 because i love you all too much!)

    Because I've been forced to do this... :D In no particular order... Guess who!?

    Number 1:
    I got to know you in year 9 history and we used to go to cross country club! :) You have always been there for me no matter what silly things I have done and I know your just a phone call away :) We talk about ourselves all the time and we spend far too long practising pouting in Bens mirror... which is probably another reason to add to the why we are single list! Your gorgeous and I love you lots. xxxxxx

    Number 2:
    Marvin!! :) We go waaay back! We tried to make a tent out of bamboo sticks and bin liners when we were at your grand parents house and it failed miserbly and it's still in my shed somwhere!! :) I think "we're funny, I'd be friends with us" ;) We have grown closer and closer and you will always be a best friend to me, thank you for accepting my involuntary bodily functions! I love you xxx

    Number 3:
    I have known you FOREVER and you used to look after me when my mum went away and tell me ghost stories so I couldn't sleep the whole week!! You always moon through the ship when your drunk and frequently encourage me to go walking in a chicken suit! I'll never forget our smack that dance... or the dance where u kept dropping me on my head... of the dance when we had nappies on our heads!! I love you xxx

    Number 4:
    We were best friends for a play time in year 2, and we even made up a song about it :) Peeing outdoors seems be a reoccuring theme when i go out with you. We talk about stuff in wayyyy too much detail and you have seen my mouldy armpits! I love out walks and talks and i miss our mocking miss purple ooger booger very much :) I love youu xxx

    Number 5:
    I used to be petrified of you at mad, but then I joined cdts and you looked after me and now i love you very very much :) And i miss you very much tooo because you growed up and went to falmouth ;( *cries*. You make me do the spacky closed eye laugh and then you mock me but i still love you :) I missh you xx

    Number 6:
    Are we beeef?! We are the only ones left! And yes, i can't raise one eyebrow and will always close my eye a little when i laugh!! Your family makes amazing roasts and still feeds me even thought i tried to chop ur dads hat up because i thought it was cake! I love beavis! x

    Number 7:
    You've grown up 2 and buggered off with number 5! :( I have half your kit scattered around my bedroom that i need to give back to you! Your also always there to witness my retarded eye and you also mock me :) aha but i do love you! I misss you xxx

    Number 8:
    I held your cake tin hostage for ages aha :) I'm sorry! You make the most amazing cakes but i think you are the most sarcastic person I know! Aha, i always start laughing when i look at you in psychology and i have no idea why lol :) I lovee you x

    Number 9:
    Peeeeaa :) Doinnng doiiiing! Sleeepy time... Enough said! aha. I apologise to ripping of your skirt and your shoe!! We have made some amazing discoveries recently, the alternative to bog roll and mixers! I love you! xxx

    Number 10:
    Our mums are the calender girls! aha ;) And they always worry and talk about us together! :) We are really bad at biology experiments and we alllways mess them up!! Aha. One phrase that sums you up "Shall i pin this piece of hair back?" I love you xxxx

    Number 11:
    Now you have a dog we can be less bored on Sundays!! :) You witnesses the sinking my reeds event and we all still managed to be friends! You are amazingly clever and beeeauutiful :) i loveee you xxx

    Number 12:
    Cripple/Mushroom ;) I frequently make up songs about you! Sarahs crusty rectum! You convinced me i was a witch in primary school and we made medussas together! I love you!

    Number 13:
    You give me faith in the male population! You are currently my skitzophrenic bonyfriend who spits in my face when he shouts :) But i do love you so aha.Now go put some make up on!!! xxxxx

    Number 14:
    Aha we used to peel balls in English :) and bully v

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  • My Bebo Family!

    I Stole this! But, everyone has one, and i'v given in!
    Fill it up =]


    My Mummy = Bekkah! :D
    My Big Daddy = Dave :)
    My Daughter =
    My Son =
    My Big Sister = Roz :D
    My Little Sister = Lauren :D
    My Big Brother = Nick :)
    My Little Brother =
    My Best Mate =
    My Chicken = Jade :)
    My Special Mate = Jonty :)
    My Cosford Bud = Emz :)
    My Fuck Buddy = Lisa :P
    My Hot boys! = Mole and Rich :D
    My Girlfriend =
    My Boyfriend = Linchi! :D
    My Wife =
    My Husband =
    My Mangina = Alex :)
    My Lil Angel = Nay :)
    My Guardian Angel (male version!) = Nick :) Fankoo
    My Guardian Angel (Female) = Louise :)
    My Cheering Up Buddy =
    My Moletastic Boy = Ryan
    My Soulder To Cry On = Shobo :D
    My Comedian = Rich :)
    My Baby Boi =
    My Rudeboy = Rich :)
    My Rudegal = Shell :)
    My Long Lost Lover = Lottie :)
    My One True Love =
    My Swim Buddy = Ashley R
    My Dancing Buddy = Lorna :P
    My Singing Buddy = Georgie! :)
    My Trouble Making Buddy = Mati :D
    My Sleepytime Buddy = Mati :D
    My daytime-drinking-which-is-a-reli-bad-habbit-2-get-into-bt-we'll-do-it-anyway-Buddy - McCabe :D
    My Bit On The Side = Daisy :)
    My One Night Stand = Mangela ;)
    My Dude = Lee :D
    My Fellow Gingers = Sarah :) Mati :)
    My Idol = Adam :D
    My Prom Date =
    My Alcoholic friend = McCabe! :D
    My Dancing Queen = Adam :D
    My Secret Admirer =
    My Bodyguard = Nick :)
    My Partner In Crime = McCabe :D
    My Making Nasty Faces about people buddy = Emily! :D
    My Princess = Daisy :)
    My Prince = Josh :)
    My Bitch = Dan :D
    My Shoulder To Cry On = Alex :)
    My Laughing Buddy = Josh! :D
    My Gossip Buddy = Becky :D
    My Drama KING! = RyRy! (Aka Danny Zuko!) :)
    My Sex Buddy = Daisy :P
    My Porn Star =
    My Personal Shopper =
    My Music Man = Alex
    My Bed Buddy = Lisa ;)
    My Hand Holding Buddy = Emily :D
    My swetty betty buddy = Emily :P (We share sweat!)
    Comment if you think you fit into the appropriate catergories.



    Cheeeaz
    xx

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Name :   Lauren
Nick Name :   Lauz, Lolo, Whippett, Margaret
Birthdate :   14/08/1991
Birthplace:   Barnstaple
Current Location:   My Sofa
Eye Color:   Blueee
Hair Color:   Gwarr
Height:   Short...Enough said.
Weight:   HUUUUGEE ;)
Piercings:   ears x 5 and tragus
Tatoos:   None
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   Single :)
Vehicle:   :( I neeed a car
Overused Phrase:   Soz
FAVORITES
Food:   Sausages, Chinese, Gerkins
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Subway
Candy:   Millllions!
Number:   I don't have one..
Color:   Blue/Green
Animal:   My Dog! x3
Drink:   Vodka, Lime and Lemonade! (Thanks Marv)
Body Part on Opposite sex:   Shoulders/arms/eyes/smile aha :) Not too fussy
Perfume:   DKNY
TV Show:   Hollyoaks
Music Album:   Its all about downloads..
Movie:   Superbad, all american pies, jarhead, the notebook
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   Maccy D's
Chocolate or Vanilla   Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug:   Both
Dog or Cat:   Dog
Rap or Punk:   Mehh
Summer or Winter:   I love both!
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Both :)
Love or Money:   Aha :) love... obviously
YOUR...
Bedtime:   When I'm tired
Most Missed Memory:   Primary School
Best phyiscal feature:   You tell me
First Thought Waking Up:   *SNOOZE*
Ambition:   To be happy :)
Best Friends:   You all know who you are :) love you x
Weakness:   Food aha :)
Fears:   Snails, Clowns
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   Nope
Ever been beaten up:   Not reaaally
Ever beaten someone up:   Nahh
Ever Shoplifted:   Nope
Ever Skinny Dipped:   Yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Yes
Been Dumped Lately:   Nope
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   Not too fussed aslong as they are briiight!
Favorite Hair Color:   Not that bothered
Short or Long:   Not too short but not long!
Height:   Taller than me
Style:   Not too bothered, what they look good in
Looks or Personality:   Both
Hot or Cute   Both
Muscular or Really Skinny:   I can't stand really skinny!
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   India!
How do you want to Die:   Happy when I've done everything I want to do
Been to the Mall Lately:   Shopping? Yes
Get along with your Parents:   Yep
Health Freak:   Not too bad
Do you think your Attractive:   Not particularly
Believe in Yourself:   Yes
Want to go to College:   I'm there..
Do you Smoke:   Nope
Do you Drink:   Yep
Shower Daily:   Yep
Do you Sing:   Attempt to
Want to get Married:   Someday
Do you want Children:   As above!
Hate anyone:   Naaaa
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  • Arwenn
    Arwenn

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAUREN!
    Hope It'sa Goooden (:
    Loves!
    XXXXXXXXXXXXX

    15 settimane fa
  • Mr Ryry Duscha
    Mr Ryry Duscha

    lmaoooo yee i knw its rlei confusin me :L
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! :L :L
    missssss you tooo!! lol
    ermm im ment to go in soon 2 help vic n max wiv their auditions 4 the show they putin on i fink:D
    LMFAOOOOO:L :L :L ohh yhh :L :L
    awww i miss those times :( :(
    xxxx

    39 settimane fa
  • Mr Ryry Duscha
    luv Mr Ryry Duscha

    Lovageeee :)

    fink i mite be in teign soon 4 the auditions 4 vix and maxs show :D
    il be in on the friday :P so mke sure u do it okeysss :D :D
    x

    41 settimane fa
  • .Lauraa.
    .Lauraa.


    Haha, I have to say you were a tad funny:P :L
    watching you dancing!! lol.
    ohh you must feel a tad rough haha.
    iam good thnakies, yourself?!
    wb xx

    42 settimane fa
  • Toby Samways
    Toby Samways

    u ok ginger pussy what u up to then

    42 settimane fa
  • .Lauraa.
    .Lauraa.



    Pisshead;)

    42 settimane fa
  • .Lauraa.
    luv .Lauraa.



    Haha you are such a loser:P
    im rather awesome thankies
    biology? eugh, i hate science:( well done anyways you never know:L :L
    wb xx

    42 settimane fa
  • .Lauraa.
    .Lauraa.


    Lauren:D
    how are you?!
    wb x

    43 settimane fa
  • Nath
    Nath

    training soon =) xx

    46 settimane fa
  • Josh
    Josh

    one is indeeed, 16 as well so not just cosford this year :D xx

    46 settimane fa
  • James Frawley
    James Frawley

    You work in Smiths? Ooo eck :) fair enough i suppose.

    52 settimane fa
  • South Of Heaven
    South Of Heaven

    ello fangina
    hows you?xx

    52 settimane fa
  • James Frawley
    James Frawley

    Oh, is that in a factory, or whatever is was? Or is he doing something else now?

    53 settimane fa
  • Towati
    Towati

    awww, I know! I literally feel exactly the same! I am sooo worried about it...3 weeks! SHIT! but still, we're all a great class, i do have faith we can all pull it out the bag. I am so unsure of craig as well. I think he hates me. He has so little time for you as well, and pulls that face when you don't know if he is laughing at you or with you!
    I MISS DAN AND FAY!!! BRING BACK THE GINGA DRAMA GANG!

    I am sure you'll be fine Lauz. We all have a lot of pressure on us atm. It'll work out ok.

    lol "spack spack spack".

    lyly xx

    53 settimane fa