Jamie-
1.Don't blow in his face or he'l bite ya - ah no its too windy out. (talkin bout his dog)
2.look there's skippy dippy
3.I haven't thought in so long. It's so hard!
4.Yeah we can have a triple-some hahahaha
5.I just head-butted my eyebrow.
6.Be more precific (specific)
7.I meant to splay (say)
8.Rebecca what does this mean - oh no its ok its in english
9.ok we're even now..........BIG TIME

Rebecca-
1.he blocked me, my mirror. (the pole was in her way - meant to say its in my way i cant see)
2.you couldn't close it cause it was always open.
3.rebecca:theres a fucking - put it out!! lads:theres a wat? rebecca:theres a fuckin put it out put it out!!!! (fag fell in the tent)
4.jack:here sure il wait til u ask him then
rebecca:no sure jst wait til i find out.
5.im not drunk i just have bad hiccups thats all
6.i dont stumble i strut!!
7.take a picture of me and rebecca
8.i could talk for days.... but theres noone out there to listen... thats it-im callin samaritans!!
9.it would be very hard to swallow (pause) so i imagine.

william -
1.stick the fash to the hag.
2.I bet a wool could take a piss before it could talk.
3.id rather look like a netel than a ladybird thats for sure.
4.jesus my boxers are eatin my arse, i suppose it wud help if i changed my boxers in the last few days.
5.wud ya look at the wicker them?! (didnt no weather to say width or whiteness)
6.i didnt ever see the hair on the back of my leg til the other day i got out of the shower for the first time ever!!
7.i have a side in my itch.
8.ha ha lads she said a million dub ones. (dumb)
9.what??? are we seriously not gettin our chrisps? (about ten minutes after gilli came back saying she wasnt going to the shop)
10.my breath was like sandpaper.
11.George is going to the cinema at half 8 (george is his drip)
12.lads this is the slowest day in the world.
13. Why am i doing all this bother for?

jack-
1.right lads everyone put their legs out and take photos and then we do the same with our hands.
2.no im not doing it anymore i feel like a monster.(we wer commenting on how big his hands were)
3.ooh i have piano fingers does that mean im famous.
4.with your pants down ur pants. (hands down your pants)
5.he came down naked and i was like great so i rode him (pause) twice!
6.had i studied i cud have gotten my course on Bio-chemistry.
7.here ask jamie can we go make bread. (sandwiches)
8.im not going on my own incase the dummy kills me!! (after watching the dummy film)
9.oh lads i thought that calf there was a big dog.
10.does anyone else smell the smood?? (smell the food - walkin up to conor barrons at half seven after camping)
11.that bottle of chipsticks saved my life.
12.are you using toilet roll as a pillow?
13.what do you call a loser greyhound? johnny out run.
14.just poke a hole in the ceiling of the tent.

black: i cant walk down past the chipper anymore - i jst ruined my life..

gilli-
1.you cant sleep if your awake.
2.An ex family member lyk maybe they wer married and then they got xed!! (they broke up)
3.I can remember when jack had a crutch (cast)
4.gilian read the figure 2006 upside down and rather than say 2009 as anyone would reading it upside down she said 2008.

kate-
1.If its not on its off
2.kate parked the car outside of the hospital and turned around to lock the doors. she then locked her own door before realising she had to get out first
3.up at oxygen i saw some crazy shit like people snorting hash

david-
1.you get knickers in ur sand (u get sand in ur knickers)

pamela-
1.who owns that job? (dog)
2.rebecca you were wearing your long sleeved pyjamas bottoms

kaneechewah amy sarah me pillian and gary.. funniest thing ever. had to bethere, too hard to explain


who's the oldest?? who slept in this bed long before you wer even born

Take The Last Letter In Your First Name:

A - I fucked
B - I have
C - I need
D - I sucked
E - I gave head to
F - I got wet n wild with
G - I tasted
H - I played
I - I swallowed down
J - I blew
K - I got down and dirty with
L - I loved
M - I hated
N - I was desperate for
O - I ordered
P - I partied with
Q - I had quickie with
R - I got rowdy with
S - I sold
T - I turned on
U - I gave birth to
V - I stripped for
W - I milked
X - I gave hand to
Y - I aroused
Z - I sold

<<< Take The Last Letter In Your Last Name:

A - a hobo
B - a male stripper
C - a cat
D - a pencil
E - a naked statue
F - a firefighter
G - a goat
H - a MILF
I - a bastard
J - a male prostitute
K - a clock
L - an adult toy
M - a Louis Vuitton bag
N - a whore
O - a DILF
P - a pimp
Q - a quarter
R - a pornstar
S - a slut
T - a nerd
U - a stuft animal
V - a bitch
W - an ugly fat kid
X - a cheerleader
Y - a gay guy
Z - a pyromaniac

ησω тαкє уσυя мι∂∂ℓє ιηιтιαℓ (ιƒ уσυ нανє ησ мι∂∂ℓє ηαмє, ρυт тнє ƒιяѕт ℓєттєя σƒ уσυя мσтнєяѕ мαι∂єη ηαмє):

A - and I enjoyed it
B - for a one night stand
C - for money
D - so I could hookup with a jock
E - and I got banged after
F - for a water bra
G - for a cherry flavored condom
H - so I could get a nose job
I - for a vacation
J - for birth control
K - for a shopping spree
L - so people would talk about me
M - and it was hot
N - so I could get butt implants
O - for sex
P - so I could go around naked
Q - all for lust
R - just for the attention
S - for love
T - so I could be sexy
U - all for a fat kid
V - and i hated it
W - all for pleasure
X - so I could get a boob job
Y - for lube
Z - all for a hot guy

When U Have Worked it out put your sentence on the comments! thanks

I _______ Rebecca
Rebecca is ________.
Rebecca thinks a lot about _______.
When I think of Rebecca , I think of ________.
I want Rebecca to ________ me.
If I were alone in a room with Rebecca , I would _______.
I think Rebecca should _____.
Rebecca needs to ______.
I want to ____________ Rebecca .
Rebecca , can ______ my _______.
If I could describe Rebecca in a word: _______.
Rebecca will never _____.
I hope Rebecca never _____.
I _____ Rebecca , because_____________