Ollie Faulkner
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- Ollie
Otherwise known as OAF!
MSN: the_oaf_man@hotmail.com
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I'd quess i'd rather die, then fade away!!!
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- JESS SMITH!!!
- i'm only happy when you are near
when you take my hand,
i have no fear
I care for you and thats no lie
from now until
the end of time.
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random quotes but not so funny
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy
You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps - by tiger wood
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch
Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet - robbie williams
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time0 Commentaren 1076 dagen
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her first time
It's your first time. As you lie back your
muscles tighten. You put him
off for a while searching for an excuse, but he
refuses to be swayed as he
approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you
shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience, but it's the first
time his finger has found
the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;
your body tenses; but
he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks
deeply within your eyes
and tells you to trust him - he's done this many
times before. His cool
smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him
more room for an easy
entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
but he slowly takes his
time, wanting to cause you as little pain as
possible. As he presses
closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give
way; pain surges throughout
your body and you feel the slight trickle of
blood as he continues. He
looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too
painful.Your eyes are
filled with tears but you shake your head and nod
for him to go on. He
begins going in and out with skill but you are
now too numb to feel him
within you. After a few moments, you feel
something bursting within you and
he pulls it out of! you, you lay panting, glad to
have it over. He looks
at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a
chuckle; that you have been
his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your
dentist. After all,it was your first time to have
a tooth pulled.2 Commentaren 1272 dagen
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facts about sex II
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry
I think I could fall madly in bed with you
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope
The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said No
An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible0 Commentaren 1285 dagen
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Bodmin College Radio's 2nd best presenter after me.....
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Jess Smith
scrotum!!
lol
jokin love you reali
love you lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots!!!!!
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Jess Smith
Hey babe!
Nope i Love you more!
I Love you
I Love you
I Love you
I Love you
I Love you
I Love you
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Jess Smith
so glad im back missed u so much!! i hated bein so far away! love u loads and loads XXXXX and cos ur so special and amazin u can hav my love!!!
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seeing as i cudnt get the other freekin drawin onto ure bebo
'Shardz' 0 Antwoordeni did this instead lol
love love love
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Love You Father!
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LOVE LOVE LOVE
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Smile when you feel down, you never know whos feeling worse.
Ollie Faulkner 0 AntwoordenSmile when you can't carry on, give your last strenght to someone in need.
Smile through hardship, rise above the rest and shine.
The minute you stop smiling, someone loses their last light of hope, and fall.