basically the best weekend of my life really, spent it with my bestfriend and tbh theres about a billion and one memories had - to add to the trillions already.
i love you zoeey podesta best mates

friday night, went pub - had a few to drink lol met some cool dudees in a band ahaha they redone a pussycat dolls song for us pmsl!!
then saturday well this were the funs happens

ZOOO8 yeah fucking amaze!?
well;

HADOUKEN-the best gig everrr!
zoey had some some random boy harrassing her, then he tried to blame it on the fact he waqs being pushed :| he was like really sorry im getting pushed and squashed into yuu! haha we was like hmm yer course dudee! but anyways he become our new friend went round with him nd his mates for a bit, his neck was burnt to a cinder and zoey was like nahh it not that badd dude dw bwt itt- okay- i was like er zoey it's bright red? no worries he'll be fineee

THE RASCALS-no idea what they looked like;so werent sure if it was them wen they came on stage i asked zoeeey "err so are these the rascals?" ahh fuck nos lets rave (: so we did indeed rave it up they was rather wickeed.

THE CRIBS-we'd just run over frm the dance tent with pendulum to see these guys cos ryan jarman is rather fit! was at the back nd zoey used her powers to get us to the front except she walked into the middle ov a mosh pit :| nd didnt realise pmsl! until she went flyin into every1 cos we got pushd into it all ahaha, made sure she grabbed my arm too aha, tried to inform moi that we'd be fine pahaha ov course zoey! but we managed to get out nd ended up at the front of main stage erm yeh think i was right there zoeey but noo dont listen do yu ahahaa

suuuup darlinn? errm yes we dontt mind a bunch of stoned 23 year olds randomly asking to mary us sitting with us do we zooeey? pmssl, so if anyone tells you that im a 30 year old married man with a wife and three kids, a labrador a mortgage and house, then they are lying. err oohhk dudee (Y)
how old are you? err 15,, oh hold on guys there 15; ahh dw theres no police around i'd marry you both anyway seriously if i could marrry you both right now i fucking would yeh. take the glasses off let me see yur eyes gorgeous, err, rightt okee. wow your gunna go far ladies with those eyes trust me. ahahahaha if yu say soo xD!
thats how we egg mayonaise our baps. thats how i french roll my bacon baguette.

oxegen bar? right okee lets just go anyways, so its this place were you get legaally high, errm koool.
how bouts the ride yeh? yeppo lets go-haha get on it fine lost my stomache when its finished oow yeaa errm guys its brokeen so we just gotta swing here for couple of years, FREE RIDEE FREE RIDE!! noo just get us off so we can watch pendulum you twaats.
We pegged it to the dance tent for no reason tho blimmen dj fricton was on still but pheww atleast we didnt miss anythin
seriously where yu taking us im starving all we've had is 3 apples nd 2 packets ov crisps !!! so we run off to grab a burger which zoey chucked cos thought pendulam were on haha idiot i ate mine first
err- LA LA LA girls can you fucking shut up lovees, before i shut you up, annoyin goons!
that dude was like THERE ALL TOO FAT AT THE FRONT SO THEY CANT LET ANYONE IN! FAT BITCHES as they turn round like oh thanks, haa, so we bardge into them all and suddenly oh were at the front again with some guy with a burnt neck stuck to zoeeys hips lool!
right guys i swear if he jumps into the crowd ima just get my cock out and stick it in his mouth i would totally fuck him anyday wouldnt you though? "er yeh but were girls" ha. well ima just put that out there see how you react to that. can i stamp you? EVENAGE! it's all about the evenage guys, STAND STILL KIDD! rather Pissed he was but he was a funny chavvie! Ima jus promote his band yeah, evenage coverage of stampedness www.myspace.com/standstillkid < check them out

someone was crowdsurfing over the top of me nd pod so

2008

.,;kidnapping famous people#
.,;paris#
.,;el ravey daves big timme#
.,;amadeus detecting#
.,;ambulance trips:1#
.,; unconcious in thee street#
.,;learn not to drink wine#
.,;walked miles cos boreed#
.,;cried into each others arms when one saw zoey after ones near death experience# < pmsl!!!
.,;danced in the middle ov paris to footprints in the sand,<thank yuu leaona lewis #
.,;argue with lil chris about el concert cancelling#
.,;startted eatin heathly#
.,;crazy car journey#
.,;bell ringing ;] #
.,;•summer tanning#
.,;•hit el playas con incredible figuures #
.,;•summer spain#
.,;•increase amount of telepathicness to el maxium#
.,;•DJ Jim master class of djing
.,;•more laughing fits#
.,;•birthday 2008#
.,;•complete el poddie dance#
.,;•hit the paris skii slopes con lil chris#
.,;•learn to cycle without stabelisers#
.,;•learn not to be afraid off el football#
.,;•jessies 18th en el fancydress guna be IMMENSE!!!#
.,;•lil christmas#



I TRUELY LOVE ZOEY PODESTA (L) LOOL.

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Would you rather..
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Would you rather be on top or bottom?
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Do I have pretty eyes?
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Would you be sad if I moved?
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Would you come visit me?
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Am I..
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Would you rather..
[ ] Makeout
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Do you want to go out with me?
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Would you give me your number?
[ ] Yes ( - - ) <-----leave ya numba
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Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU?
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