Ayo The Flying Monkey Ninja
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23 things 2 do in an elavator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
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DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23)put a desk in the lift and when any one comes in ask if they have an apointment1 Comment 981 days



















AYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTS UP MAN!!!!!!!!!!
sup dude! tanx 4 dat its real atractive!!
aw it wz alrie.. didn ne tin xcitin!!
aw cul.. wer'd ya go?? xx
Wazzzzup Negro ??????????????????????
eemm dano... ill get it 2mr so wateverz left.. Lol
xxxx
Happy B-Day!!!! im at fanore beach savge surf here but no one wants to go in cos its too hard the surf!! hehehe. lol. see ya for akon!!! gonna be great!!!
sorri... i missed it dat yr...
kuul lead?!
u gt actor/singer?!? niice..
yep i am... u?!
xx
NO... a free SPANIsH... dumbo... ojoj
we went hall coz ms oneil was doin costumes 4 da show... wer u in ur play??
xxxx
ill start countin now... lyk a year and a half... get studyin!!
ahh well it was kinda free neway...!!
naht reli... piano.. study... sleep late.. tv.. bhaha!!!
wbu??
u nearly stole my spaniah book today...
xxxxx
thanks 4 dat reminder... nxt r im gona count everyday til ur LC!!
Wezz was... okaay... yano alri.. !
how wus ur wkend??
xxx
haha ...
ahhh lyk 3wks til da mocks..!!
goin Wezz on Friday....
wat u upta??
xx
Hey....
wassup?!
Puppy Soup?? bhahah
haha 5th yr!!
xxxx
dont forget about our audition on wednesday
did you have fun at halloween? how was trick or treating with pete nd christine? i was at party at nessas was good! dressed up as scream! lol
heya ayyoo!!!
how u?????????? wat u do 4 d hols??
i was in limerick jst gt back 2day!!!!! it was really gud!!!!!!!!!!
didnt do much tho!!! der really isnt alot u can do der!!
lukin forward 2 economics?? wwwwwwoooooooooo!!!!
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im not too bad!
brian is recovering at the mo. he is up in dub now but will be coming back for halloween party in bell harbour on friday at Nessas house!
should be good! good culchie crack? lol.
how are you? much up? what cha thinking of doing for halloween?
here is some luv!
Hey Ayo The Flying Monkey Ninja
Some more acts playing local support. Check www.bebo.com/bluesyndromeirl for more info
Blue Syndrome are going on tour at the end of this month with Home Star Runner and Nightbox. We'd love to see you there! This is our first tour and we'll be out promoting our single "Kiss The Girl".
If you would like to help promote any of the shows please mail us and we'll sort you out with flyers and stuff!
Take a look out the dates!
25th October 1pm - The Village, Dublin [All Ages]
25th October 7pm - The Village, Dublin [Over 18's]
26th Ocotber 2pm - Lavery's, Belfast [All Ages]
28th October 1pm - Roisin Dubh, Galway [All Ages]
29th Ocotber 1pm - The Bailey, Enniscorthy[All Ages]
30th October 1pm - Paris Texas, Kilkenny [All Ages]
31st Ocotber 1pm - The Pavillion, Cork [All Ages]
We're also looking to start a college tour soon so if you can help us out with that it'd be awesome!
Later
Blue Syndrome
hey hey thanks for the birthday card its cool!!!
talk to you l8er
how are you? enjoying school? and surfing with hot girls im sure!!! lol. ha ha ha!!!!!!