1 Who are you ??
2 Are we friends ??
3 Are we related??
4 Would you hug me??
5 Would you kiss me??
6 Describe me in 3 words??
7 When and how did we meet ??
8 What do you like best about me??
9 Do you like me??
10 Have you ever wanted to hurt me??
11 Give me a nickname and explain why??
12 Describe me in one word??
13 What was your first impression of me??
14 Do you still think the same??
15 What reminds you of me??
16 If you could give me anything what would it be??
17 How well do you know me??
18 Whens the last time you saw me ??
19 Ever wanted to tell me sumthing you couldn't ??
20 Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say bout you?

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
TRUE FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
TRUE FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
TRUE FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
TRUE FRIENDS Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
TRUE FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
TRUE FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
TRUE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
TRUE FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
TRUE FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
TRUE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Man, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
TRUE FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
TRUE FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did