I'm through with standing in line
to clubs we'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
and i'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
quite the way i want it to be

I want a brand new house
on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom i can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
for ten plus me

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
at thirty-seven thousand feet

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And livin in hiltop houses drivin 15 cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest
In the V.I.P with the movie stars
Every good gold diggers
Gonna' wind up there
Every playboy bunny
With her bleach blonde hair
Hey, Hey i wanna be a rockstar
Hey, Hey i wanna be a rockstar

I wanna be great like elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards and to beat assholes
sign a couple autographs
So i can eat my meals for free

I think i'm gonna dress my ass
with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
blow my money for me

I'm gonna trade this life
for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name

'Cause we all just
wanna be big rockstars
And livin hiltop houses
dirvin 15 cars
The girls come easy and
the drugs come cheap
We'll stay skinny
'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the V.I.P with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
with her bleach blonde hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and
Todays who's-who
They'll get you anything
with that evil smile
Everybody's got a
drug dealer on Speed dial
Hey, Hey i wanna be a rockstar


I'm gonna sing thoes songs
that offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills
from a pez dispenser


I'll get washed-up singers writin all my songs
Lipsync em every night so i don't get 'em wrong


'Cause we all just wanna' be big rockstars
and livin hiltop houses driving 15 cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
in the V.I.P with the movie stars
Every good gold diggers gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her Bleach Blonde hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's-who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
Hey, Hey i wanna be a rockstar
Hey, Hey i wanna be a rockstar