And the Angel of the Lord came unto me, snatching me up from my pleasant slumber. And he took us apon high, and higher still until we reached the spaces betwix the air itself. And we came apon the lands of our own mid-west, and as we decended, cries of impending doom arose from the soil... one thousand nay a MILLION voices crying out full of fear... and terror possessed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord what are these tortured screams". And he said, "These, are the cries for the Carrots, the cries of the Carrots- you see reverand Maynard, tommorow is harvest day and to them... it is... the... Holocaust."

And I sprang from my bed drenched with sweat like the tears of one million, terrified brothers, and roared, "hear me now! I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life- DAMN YOU! let the rabbits wear glasses, save our brothers- can I get an amen! Can I get a halelluja!"

Thank you Jesus.

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YOU'RE A 90'S KID IF:

A 90's kid is anyone born 1984-1994 normally...this means you were between about 6-15 when the 90's shaped your life.
older is fine but if you're under the age of 13, then you just dont count

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.
It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

YOU'RE A 90'S KID IF:

You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]

You remember watching:
-Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life.

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember:
-TGIF
-Step by Step
-Family Matters
-Dinosaurs
-Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

when everyhting was settled by:
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

when cops and robbers was a daily activity.

when we used to obey our parents

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. ♥♥♥

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Wally books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching:
-the 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-3 Ninjas movies.

You remember thumb Pops, bubble-o-bill, 5cent xmen bubblegum lollies were the must gets to buy at the dairy

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When the new lunchables were cool with everything in it even a juicebox

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old 5 cents

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the TROLL DOLLS

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on the monkey bars at school was the cool place to play

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was $0.95 a litre & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off o