Nikki
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When Im 86, please let me be this ballsy!
This 86-year old lady's letter to bank shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times.
Dear Sir:
I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways.
I noticed that whereas I personally answer your telephone calls and letters, when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become. From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. My mortgage and loan repayments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank, by check, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate.
Be aware that it is an offense under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application Contact which I require your chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Notary Public, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof.
In due course, at MY convenience, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modeled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Let me level the playing field even further. When you call me, press buttons as follows:
IMMEDIATELY AFTER DIALING, PRESS THE STAR (*) BUTTON FOR ENGLISH
#1. To make an appointment to see me
#2. To query a missing payment.
# 3. To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there.
# 4. To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping
# 5. To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature.
# 6. To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home
#7. To leave a message on my computer, a password to access my computer is required. Password will be communicated to you at a later date to that Authorized Contact mentioned earlier.
# 8. To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 7.
# 9. To make a general complaint or inquiry. The contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service.
# 10. This is a second reminder to press* for English. While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement. May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous New Year?
Your Humble Client
(Remember: This was written by an 86 year old woman) 'YA JUST GOTTA LOVE ' US SENIORS' !!!!!
And remember; Don't make old ladies mad. They don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to set them off.
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24 Wochen her
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Ais25 Wochen her
hiya love, how are you?? did mary tell you ive tried to ring you and text you and im just not allowed
dunno what thats about, but for some reason when you text me im allowed reply 
well just so you know im thinkin of you and i hope everything is workin out well for you. miss you loads xxx
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Maeve Quill27 Wochen herWell mrs wat is the craic?? pls tell me ur finished college now!!
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Ais30 Wochen her
hay miss how are you???? hows the cinema?? xxxxxx
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Shelly T39 Wochen herAw it was great crack wish I lived there!
Glad use got to go..I was worrying that use wouldnt get out! Well enjoy the hermit life make sure you stock up on canned goods and lotsa sweeties 
x x x
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40 Wochen her
Shelly T
Nik Nik, hows things?
Any news for me? How was the college trip, if you even got to go with the crazy weather? x x x
Good times
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40 Wochen her
Sophie Webb
i is good. you is a silly billy for falling but i is glad your wrist is all better now. not much news here. finally applied for a job. only one so far tho. procrastination is not my middle name, but it damn well should be! hope the ladies are havin fun in canary land! tell them i said hello! what else, what else? my bunny rabbit is in bunny rabbit hostipal cos she has very bad poops. she'll be better soon, but my bank balance won't be after 4 days at the vets! that's it this end, methinks!
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41 Wochen her
Sophie Webb
hello! ooh, weird new way of posting comments! i feel like i haven't spoken to you in ages. how is you doin? i'm finally getting down to applying for jobs. i don't like it much, but needs must! i actually have a cv done now. i'm so organised! tell me news!
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45 Wochen her
Maeve Quill
hey nik, wat is the craic with ur gud self mrs?? O Ozzie land will hav me bankrupt, im having an absolute ball. iv started to travel the coast which so far my activities have included lots of partying ...too much partying!!
n iv learnt to surf...sum craic doing that only 1 or 2 falls!!!
did a party tour in surfers paradise last nite n im bolloxed had to get up early to get the bus to brisbane where im writting this from now n den im goin lukn for a car to hire out so i can drive out to steve erwins zoo n take in a water park or 2!
so basically ALL IS GUD!
hows life with ur gud self?? am i rite this yr ( ) in saying this is ur last yr in college????? iv asked u this q for the last 2yrs! 
ne craic back hme?? is miss sabia ni bharaoin still alive?? -
45 Wochen her
Shelly T
OMG is this like the first trip ever in BCFE history
Say that will be deadly crack..whos going with yaz any of the tutors?
Aw I couldnt be bothered gettin a car.. I dont need one.. I dont have to go to Wexford on d weekends
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46 Wochen her
Shelly T
Cool, I'll try make it... Saving for Amstermdam, 5 of us got an apartment for a few days at the start of Feb so thats whats getting me up into work each morning
Not much else going on January is crap x x x
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46 Wochen her
Shelly T
No way so thats all done and over with
Lovely Id say it feels great not to worry about it! When is the peg bar night again? x x x
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47 Wochen her
Shelly T
well after Christmas ya know I havent stopped eating..it was great Ah it was good a quiet one tho.. you back in college Wednesday? x x x
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Shelly T48 Wochen her
Heya did you have a good Christmas? x x x
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Galvinized49 Wochen herhappy birthday nikki!!
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53 Wochen her
Sophie Webb
so did you manage to steal anything else from the zoo? if i'd thought about it sooner, i would've gotten you to steal me a red panda! they're awesome too. especially the one who's always asleep in the tree and he's all snuggly and he peeps open one eye to have a quick look at the people who are admiring him and then he readjusts himself to be all comfy on his branch and goes back to sleep! i want him! maybe next time. i've time on my hands and a nephew to entertain, so i think a trip to the zoo is definitely on the cards.
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Shelly T54 Wochen her
Yeah I know seems everyone here was told stuff they would be able to get into and all just not happening and Im sick of it and then the rest you wouldnt believe half the stuff I could tell you about it!!
Did you say anything to them... thats really weird did many people go?
Ah you will look back on it as d best time... it really is one of the toughest courses so much work involved! We have to go out sometime soon before Xmas havent seen ya in forever!! Jackie is supposed to be coming up sometime soon so maybe then?
Hows Ben gettin on with work tell him I said Hey! x x x -
54 Wochen her
Sophie Webb
yes, i is good. i'm actually really lookin forward to having xmas off! i know that's not supposed to be the attitude and i should be looking for new jobs but a few weeks off can't hurt. how'd the poker go? much fun and games? sorry i didn't show.
what news in nikkiland? u wanna come play? if u is poor and hungry i'll feed you nommy dins! the offer's open for whenever.
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Ben Hennessy 0 AntwortenThat is a metaphorical representation of you! if it was cuter and less squashed looking, i would have just said it was you!
Sophie Webb 0 AntwortenHope you like the picky!
Sinead Holohan 0 Antworten(Inspired y Soul Fire)