45 Questions About Me

Jules: You scratch my back I scratch yours Seth: Funny thing about my back is it's actually on my dick

Chicka chicka yeah fake ID, fake ID!!

She wants my dick in and around her mouth

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that mistake!

I mean just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff and just like wanted to see them. I mean, you know, that's the world I one day want to live in.

Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.

I got a belly full of white dog crap and now you lay this shit on me!

I'm gonna rub my ballsack on your mothers face

You bet your bollocks to a barn dance you're not backing out boy

Maaatt Daaamon

I'm gonna be frank OK, can I still be Garth?

[Policeman] What's in the car?
[Turkish] Seats and a steering wheel.

'[Turkish] We've lost Geourgeous George
[Brick Top] Well Find him he aint exactley Incon-Fucken-Spicious now is he

You see this? You see that? There's no hair under here, bro. It makes me aerodynamic when I fight. I can take danger.

Fine, Evan. Here it goes. When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem, and it's not even that big of a deal. Something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. It's... for some reason, I would just kinda sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks

[Seth] What the hell is that?
[Fogell] Its a fucken vest, dumbass .. Im tryin to look older
[Seth] You look like pinnochio

'I love lamp'

Brian Fantana: It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries..Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good..Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline..Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time........Ron Burgundy: ((to baxter his dog)) What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay..!

You are too stupid to insult

Not you, fat jesus!

You guys might not know this but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack...it grew by one. So there..there was two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, 'Wait a second, could it be?' And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack.running around the desert together, in Las Vegas,looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!

The dopest dope I've ever smoked. Smellll it. It's like... God's vagina

Hey, look. It's like my thumb is my cock.