1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.

2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.

4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.

5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.

6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.

7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words fuck you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.

10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.

11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?

14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about.

21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you fucking baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.

22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

23. if youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.

24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is PARAMOUNT.

1. Name: Karen
2. Nicknames: Towler, Towel, Towlie (wanna get high?) Smelly, Kar, Carnival, Nelly, TitsyBoobatiousBogCotton, Juan, Ticky, Bo, Torso, Yvonne, Tree Trunks,"Virtuous Lady Karen Of Splendiferous and Almighty Greatness" PETAL, Fun bags, Special K
3. Male or Female: I'm a ladeee
8. School: ...'s out -for the su-mmer! And for ever actually... *tear.
9. Occupation: They say an honest day's work never hurt anyone, but I'm not taking any chances... Am, crony bears for a while there.
10. Residence: I'm here till Thursday
11. MSN Screen Name: wait for it: Karen. original, I know.

__Your Appearance___
12. Hair Color: Dark brown
13. Hair Length: Bah, long-ish.
14. Eye color: Hazel I'm told, but bloodshot on Mondays
15. Weight: More than you.
16. Height: 5' 11" (come Join the Tall Brunetes club!)
17. Braces: Never!
18. Glasses: 20 20
19. Piercings: Ears.... the whole biker chick look never turned me on.
20. Tattoos: Not for me.
21. Righty or Lefty: lefty's of the world unite! The Irish for left-handed person is 'citóg' whict directly translates as 'weird person'. Give us a break like...

___Your 'Firsts'___
22. First best friend: Erin/Soracha
23. First Award: Em, I came joint 3rd in an Irish dancing competition of 4 people.
24. First Sport You Joined: Crosshaven Rowing Club
25. First pet: Bubbles but he ran away to the circus...
26. First Real Vacation: France, Brittany Ferries, The boat was sooo the best part
27. First Concert: Sclub7 less of the sniggering okay?
28. First Love: D'ol lade like

___ Favorites___
29. Movie: Running Scared/Pulp Fiction/The Departed
30. TV programme: Family Guy
31. Color: Black/Red
32. Rapper: Not quite my genre but eh, Eminem?
33. Band: What kind of Q is that?
34. Song right now: You only live once, Strokes is the all-time classic fav, right now... um, oh feck it I can't decide. Jape? Phil Lynott? maybe? just maybe?
35. Friends: Not so much.
36. Sweet: JELLY TOTS
37. Sport: Rugby (or pitch & putt)
38. Restuarant: Farmgate, Middleton
39. Favorite brand: Russel Brand
40. Store: The Internet
41. School Subject: Business, so simple...(that's what I thought before I did the leaving and performed chronicly)
42. Animal: Dogs
43. Book: Robert Rankin--"The Hollow Cchocolate Bunnies Of The Apocolypse"
44. Magazine: "Four Four Two"....nah, who am I kidding, it's "Yachting World"
45. Shoes: Just socks please...

___Currently___
46. Feeling: hungry, horny, cold
47. Single or Taken?: Taken .
48. Have a crush: wouldn't you like to know....
49. Eating: A cookie
50. Drinking: Nothing alcoholic
51. Typing: duh
52. Online?: whats with the stupid q's
53. Listening To: A little fellow called Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly. --check him out...
54. Thinking About: Question 47...
55. Wanting To: Stop worrying
56. Watching: The flash box that I stole of someone's page
57. Wearing: Boxers and a tee, thus the coldness

___Your Future___
58. Want Kids?: God no. mmm, okay maybe. But if Karma exists I'll end up infertile after all those cruel jokes...baby in a blender anyone?
59. Want to be Married?: Do you know what wife stands for? :- Washing Ironing Fucking Et cetra
60. Careers in Mind: Candlestick-maker
61. Where do you want to live: Far from here...
62. Car: Lambourghini Diablo, then again a shitty little civic would be grand

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___
63. Hair color: Don't care as long as they have some hair. Actually I wouldn't mind a baldie...
64. Hair length: Couldn't give a toss...scruffy
65. Eye color: Who cares?
66. Height: okay I care about that...6ft at least
67. Cute or Sexy: Neither! Rugged and Manly!
68. Lips or Eyes: As in I have to choose one? So like, gummy or blind?? I'd like them to have all facial features. thank you.
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both
70. Short or Tall: TALL TALL TALL TALL
71. Easygoing or serious: easy going.... lifes too short to be serious...no-one gets out alive anyway...

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...just type it in!

Opening Credits:
Babyshambles-Albion

Waking Up:
Lying Eyes-The Eagles

First Day At School:
Lovefool-The Cardigans

Falling In Love:
(oh god...) Raspberry Berret-Prince.... niice!

Losing Virginity:
Save Tonight-Eagle-eye-cherry (soppy...... )

Fight Song:
Crazy-Gnarles Barkley (I don't care how overplayed it is it'll always be a classic)

Breaking Up:
Chasing Cars--Snowpatrol (okay I swear not all my music is this soppy....)

Grads:
Ticket To Ride-The Beatles

Life:
Have A Nice Day-Stereophonics

Mental Breakdown:
You Shock Me All Night Long-AC/DC

Flashback:
This Is The Place-Chillies

Getting Back Together:
Ballte Without Honour or Humanity-Kill Bill Soundtrack

Wedding:
Blue Orchid-The White Stripes

Birth of Child:
(Sittin' on) The Dock Of The Bay-Otis Redding

Final Battle:
Everyone Has Aids-Team America World Police (oh dear....)

Death Scene:
HA! Another One Bites The Dust-Queen

Funeral Song:
My Body Is a Cage-Arcade Fire

End Credits:
Speak To Me/Breathe-Pink Floyd (now that's music)