A primary teacher explains to her class that she is a Bohs fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Bohs fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Bohs fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Bohs fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Rovers fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.
"Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Rovers fan?"
"Because my mum is a Rovers fan, and my dad is a Rovers fan, so I'm a Rovers fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Rovers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad Ran away, what would you be then?"
"Then," Mary smiled, "Then I'd be a Bohs fan

We'll never die.. we'll never die... we'll keep the green flag flying high... Shamrock Rovers we'll never die.. we'll keep the green flag flying high....



We Are Rovers
We are Rovers, Super Rovers. No-one likes ue, we don't care.
We hate Bohs, Orange bastards, and we'll fight them anywhere.




We all live in the Tallaght housing scheme,
where all the walls are green and Rovers are the team.
(Repeat)
Ta, la, la, la ,la, la, la ,la





Oh, the lads, you'll never see us coming,
Fastest team in the land, you'll never see us coming.
All the lads and lassies, smiles upon their faces,
Going down the Milltown Road, to see McLaughlin's Aces.




Hail, Hail the Hoops are here, what the hell do we care, what the hell do we care?
Hail, Hail the Hoops are here, what the hell do we care now?
For it's a grand old team to play for and it's a grand old thing to sing.
And if you don't your history. Well it's enough to make your hearts go oh, oh, oh, oh.
We don't care what the animals sing, what the hell do we care?
For we always know that there's gonna be a show and the Shamrock Rovers will be there.
Oh, oh, oh Rovers ta, la, la, la, la. Rovers, ta, la, la, la, la.




When I was six, I had some sence, I bought a flute for fifty pence.
The only tune that I did know was, "Fuck the Bohs we won Four in a Row."
Chorus:
Do, do ,do, do, do. Do, do, do, do, do. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Verse 2:
When I was just a little kid, I bought a flute for twenty quid.
And every time I blew into it, all it played was, "The Bohs are Shit."



I was walking down Phibsboro one fine day and a Bohs cunt got in my way
I kicked him in the balls and he ran away. We are the S.R.F.C.

i c de rovers fans arisin
i c teres truble on de way
nd if ur red nd black
ur goin 2 get smack
i c de bohs run away

When i was young
I had some sense
I bought a flute for 50 cent
The only tune that i did no was FUCK DE BOHS WE WON 4 IN A ROW
da da da da Hoops
da da da da Hoops
da da da da da da da da hoops
We all hate bohs
We all hate bohs
We all hate bohs
And We all hate bohs