Don't worry if you don't get these.

In the morning

David: My neck's killing me...
Me: Your hair should be killing you.

Someone: Oh no we're out of milk, the other people are gonna be pissed off.
John: Someone better start milking me then.

David: Did you just jump into Chang's bed naked.??
Lisa: Uh, I have a top on.

Lisa: Tong.! Bring your deoderant onto the bus.
Tong: Why.?
Lisa: Just in case. For Richard.

Me: if you whack me, i'll whack you twice as hard.

On the bus

John: *Looks up at snow* man, you see all that.? i did all of that this morning xP


*To be continued*

Skiing trip
Most people will only get half of these, except me, Lisa, Tong and maybe Jason and Richard

Peter Griffin: There are three types of people in this world, bullies, nerds and hot asian chicks
Lisa: Hahahaha Oooooo......

Tong: Your music is offputting
Jason: No, your face is offputting
Tong: Your driving is offputting
(this was hilarious at the time)

Tong: This cream is disgusting
Lisa: I'll have it
Me: Do you want my cream?
Lisa cracks up
SICK MIND

Richard: Your mum
Me: What about her?
Richard: She's hot

Tong: Poliiiiiiice

Not laughing competition
Lisa: Poo on you!
Everyone cracks up

Lisa: Where are my earmuffs?
Lisa: Oh right, I'm wearing them

Jason walks in: What are you guys doing?
Richard: Watching a gay porn movie

Lisa: Poo!
Jessie: Where?!

Tong: It's really short *long pause* well it's actually quite long but it's short.

Richard: Bang bang with Chang Chang!

*Incomplete*

ARE YOU...
1. A cuddler?
2. A morning person?
3. Are you a perfectionist?
4. An only child?
5. Catholic?
6. In your pjs?
7. Okay at styling other peoples hair?
8. Addicted to MySpace?
9. Shy around the opposite gender?

DO YOU...
10. Bite your nails?
11. Get paranoid at times?
12. Currently regret something that you have said?
13. Curse frequently when you get mad?
14. Enjoy country music?
15. Enjoy jazz music?
16. Enjoy smoothies?
17. Enjoy talking on the phone?
18. Have a lot to learn?
19. Have a pet?
20. Have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" person?
21. Have all your grandparents?
22. Have at least one sibling?
23. Have been told that you are smart
24. Have a broken bone?
25. Have Caller I.D. on your phone?

HAVE YOU...
26. Changed a diaper?
27. Changed a lot over the past year?
28. Had surgery?
29. Killed another person?
30. Had the cops called on you?

WOULD YOU RATHER..
1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
2. Be serious or be funny?
3. Drink whole or skim milk?
4. Die in a fire or drown?
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?

DO YOU PREFER...
1. Flowers or candy?
3. Colour or black and white photos?
4. Lust or love?
5. Sunrise or sunset?
6. M&Ms or Skittles?
7. Staying up late or waking up early?

DO YOU PREFER X2...
1. Sun or moon?
2. Winter or Fall?
3. Left or right?
4. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends?
5. Sun or rain?
6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?

ABOUT YOU...
1. What time is it?
2. Name?
3. Nickname(s):
4. Where were you born?
5. What is your birthdate?
6. What do you want?
7. Where do you want to live?
8. How many kids do you want?
9. What would you want to name a girl?
10. What would you want to name a boy?
11. You want to get married?

UNIQUE...
1. Nervous habits:
2. Are you double jointed?
3. Can you roll your tongue?
4. Can you raise one eyebrow?
5. Can you cross your eyes?
6. Do you make your bed daily?
7. Which shoe goes on first?
9. Ever thrown one at someone?

Good luck trying to do this one it'll take like 3 comments at least