well done for last night, was really well done(: xx

BLACK MAN WALKS INTO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE'S THE ONLY ONE THERE AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE MAN SAT BEHIND HIM, THE WHITE MAN SAID "COLOURED PEOPLE ARN'T ALLOWED IN HERE" . THE BLACK MAN REPLIED... "WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK WHEN I GO IN THE SUN I'M BLACK WHEN I'M COLD I'M BLACK AND WHEN I DIE I'M BLACK. BUT YOU SIR... WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK WHEN YOUR'E SICK YOUR'E GREEN WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOUR'E RED WHEN YOUR'E COLD YOU TURN BLUE AND WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN "PURPLE." "AND YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLOURED" THE BLACK MAN TURNED BACK AROUND AND THE WHITE MAN WALKED AWAY. COPY THIS INTO YOUR SPACE AND HELP WIP OUT RACISM

Back to the '80's? I really have NO idea. I've been informed that during the " ohh corey, i think i've left my sweater in yerr bed " scene, your all going to be backstage creased. So, yay for me and all my very amusing scenes! x

hahaha yea, it feels like yesterday! we were like two peas in a pod laura! im agreeing with you there, i really want to, they wouldnt listen but then they would regret not when theyre older! we would be like the voice of reason! hahahahaha aw your funny. but thats good, cause i cant stand the sight of yours either bitch! how funny were me you and amy the last time you were though? such a laugh! it was like old times! sniff!! haha, yea well atleast iv still got that eh! lmao xx

haha, it totally is! that must have taken you a while to write lol! aww i miss jackie! i miss primary school actually. i miss you!! when are you next through this way? il probably smell you so i dont really need to ask but its just politeness. kidding, im in a weird mood tonight laura, its boredumm! xxx ps, no love!

glad ya found it funny. wish ma old dear did to haha. dnt think will get drunk at ur next gig or any gigs in that fact lol x

laura HIGH FIVE (h5) ps. ma mum said i have to say sorry for my behavior on satuarday night in the car she said i was a bit loud an drunk. :$:$ xx

are you sure??? xx xxx

Miss you too... If my blood test results come back ok next Tuesday, hopefully I'll be back next week xx

Just to add to what Ailsa was saying, that was the night you couldn't handle your Malibu! xx

Why thank you for that Laura. I rather love you too! xxx

that was quite an epic night at jacks. and a joke that has lasted, what? about 10 months? xx

you'd 'be' easy for me? babe, you already are . OHHHHHH Burn. make a joke about me being easy and your life is over.

I like your attitude towards the me, myself and I bit xo'

I caught a glimpse of you in a pic with them all and I assumed the worst

Answer one question Geyer.... Are you a young farmer ???

well done for it tho! i would be too scared to go to somewhere like that! x x x