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- AAAH!! SUFFER IN YOUR JOCKS!
- Me, Myself, and I
- wats d story im glen as u can see from the city of God aka B-mun (wat a dive haha)
hav a few good mates but a couple of them are anchorin in poo bay but who cares!! i like chillin ou an goin d dublin match's an i wrk in tesco in between ha (another kip ha) bak in college now doin accountancy and finance (yeah its as excitin as it sounds! haha) an hav a gorgeous girlfriend stephanie! couldn be happier! even if she's a scumbag-head! ha
anythin else u need to kno jus..... i dunno! mind ur business!
- The Other Half Of Me
And I thought hurricane season was over!
- Will Smith and his nice clean rap! The Ecuadorian National Womens choir singing the songs of Kenny Rogers
- Yes! I Like them!
- Specialises in
- Pressing buttons , talking shite, not working, skipping college, waking up the opposite end of the bed i went asleep in, killing plants, burning food, not hearing alarm clocks, simpsons quotes and eating sandwiches! spending my wages within 12 minutes of withdrawing them!
- Scared Of
- ManBearPig! Fritzel and Michael Jackson (i don't think he's really dead, maybe just re-cycled!)
- Happiest When
- im wit stepho... she's one cool chick!! wud do anythin 4 her not to mention she has an excellent bum hahahahaha SUUUUUUUUURE!!!!! she's gas and mental and a fuckin dope hahahahaha
- I think
- Mother Teresa looks like Christy Dignam with a tan! Shows like the Hills are full of dick-faces haha
- Bebo may cause loss of scalp and penis!
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- Glen's quiz 11 Taken
My mission is to go and destroy and not to let anything get involved. You get hit, you get punched and you get hurt. I refuse to be hurt, knocked down or knocked out. I can’t lose. I refuse to lose.
I always try to aim through the back of my opponents head. Fantasize my punches going through him and ending out the back of the head. It sounds like a brutal sport but it’s just a technique. It’s just an art. And when people hear you talking in a particular fashion, they think of you as some brutal monster, but it’s all about the skill, the speed, the accuracy. And that’s basically what I named my style after. Anyone who challenges me with their somewhat primitive skills is just as good as dead.
People don’t have the slightest idea how hard it is to break somebody’s jaw or break somebody’s eye socket. They think it’s just the power, but it’s the accuracy of the power. And every punch is thrown with bad intentions and the speed of the Devil.
My job is to hurt people and I like fighting. Not because I like hurting people but because I like the after-affect of fighting. And that meant I got the job right. Once the job is done correctly that’s my satisfaction.
I was beating guys up for just pure brute strength and intimidation. Most guys were just pretty much intimidated. They lost the fight before they even got hit. I knew the art of skullduggery. I knew how to beat these guys psychologically before I even got in the ring with them.
Soon as I come into the ring I’m... NO STOP! That’s not true!
While I’m in the dressing room five minutes before I come out my gloves are laced-up. I’m breaking my gloves in. I’m pushing the leather at the back of my glove. I’m breaking the middle of the glove so my knuckle can pierce through the leather. I feel my knuckle piercing through the tight leather glove, that Everlast boxing glove. I come out. I have supreme confidence but I’m scared to death. I’m totally afraid. I’m afraid of everything. I’m afraid of losing. I’m afraid of being humiliated. But I was totally confident. The closer I get to the ring the more confidence I get. The closer, the more confidence I get. The closer, the more confidence I get. All through my training I’ve been afraid of this man. I thought this man might be capable of beating me. I’ve dreamed of him beating me. I always stayed afraid of him. The closer I get to the ring I’m more confident. Once I’m in the ring, I’m a God! No-one can beat me.
I walk around the ring, but I never take my eyes off my opponent. I keep my eyes on him, even if he’s ready and pumped and he can’t wait to get his hands on me as well. I keep my eyes on him. I keep my eyes on him. I keep my eyes on him. Then once I see a chink in his armor. BOOM! And one of his eyes may move and then I know I have him. Then when he comes to the centre of the ring, he still looks at me with his piercing look as if he’s not afraid. But he already made that mistake when he looked down for that one-tenth of a second. I knew I had him. He’ll fight hard for the first two or three rounds but I know I really broke his spirit.
During the fight I’m supremely confident. I’m moving my head. He’s throwing punches. I’m making him miss and I’m countering. I’m hitting him to the body. I’m punching him real hard. And I’m punching and I’m punching and I know he’s not able to take my punches. One, two, three punches! I’m throwing punches in bunches. He goes down. He’s out. I’m victorious. Mike Tyson, the greatest fighter that ever lived! - Mike Tyson
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IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...just type it in man!
Opening Credits: JUS' A LIL' BIT - 50 CENT
Waking Up: YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE - GERRY AND THE PACEMAKERS
First Day At School: THUGZ GET LONELY TOO - 2PAC
Falling In Love: ALWAYS WHERE I NEED TO BE - THE KOOKS
Loosing Virginity: BUSINESS - EMINEM
Fight Song: I'M TOO SEXY - RIGHT SAID FRED
Breaking Up: FIX YOU - COLDPLAY
Debs: SUMMERTIME - WILL SMITH
Life: I'M A HUSTLER - CASSIDY
Mental Breakdown: I GET MONEY - 50 CENT
Flashback: DRIPS - EMINEM
Getting Back Together: LAST NIGHT - THE STROKES
Wedding: BEAUTIFUL - JAMES BLUNT
Birth of Child: MY NAME IS - EMINEM
Final Battle: X GON' GIVE IT TO YA - DMX
Death Scene: BAD TOUCH - BLOODHOUND GANG
Funeral Song: SCREAM - TIMBALAND
End Credits: BLACK REPUBLICAN - NAS AND JAY Z
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Dear Barnaby Chessington Harold Foxworth,
Thank you for returning my manuscript and your enclosed nasty, nimmoney-pimmoney little note. I am afraid YOUR letter is most unsuitable for ME at the present time, as I’ve just spent the entire weekend writing the novel that you have summarily rejected. I can only assume it is company policy to reject all manuscripts not submitted in ten-foot-high Braille. And yes, I am aware that it is traditionally bad form to respond to any kind of criticism or rejection, but in this (as with all else) I am an innovator and therefore may freely address you as “Piss-Midget”. Still, there’s time for you to change your views, and I think you will when we meet and meet we most assuredly will. When I suck out your eyes and use them as stoppers for my ears to muffle the screams you make as I headbutt you into a fine paste. I hope you will not be disheartened by your sudden, violent death.
Yours faithfully, Bernard Black.
‘Everyone agreed he was right to kill the publisher, and to do it with a flugle horn was a stroke of genius. “Bernard”, they said, no, Brendan!! Brendan!! “Brendan”, they said, “Congratulations!! Here, have this basket of stuff, and come and stay for the weekend.”’
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69 Things About Me
|Height||: 5 8'|
|Weight||: bou 11 stone|
|Birthday||: 28th may|
|Town you were born in||: harlow in essex|
|Single or Committed||: shwingle|
|Favorite band||: oasis|
|Favorite sports team||: the dubs|
|Favorite drink||: double vodka and red bull|
|Favorite getaway||: motorbike haha|
|Favorite pasttime||: jerkin' off|
|Favorite reality show||: porn|
|Best thing to ever happen to you||: porn|
|Favorite clothes||: tramp clothes|
|Your hair color||: brown|
|Pepsi or Coke||: coke|
|Do you kiss on the first date||: god no!|
|Chocolate or Vanilla||: choc|
|Favorite restaurant||: dont be so gay|
|Favorite movies||: anything wit a pirate or drug dealers and im happy|
|Love or money||: neither i jus want biscuits! NOW!|
|Blondes or Brunettes||: brunettes|
|Your ambition||: biscuit factory owner|
|Ever bungee jumped||: nope|
|Ever swam in the ocean||: no its too cold|
|Ever been in love||: love is 4 girls and gays|
|Ever broken someones heart||: dont be so dramatic|
|Had your heart broken||: nahhhhh|
|Broke a bone||: jus fingers (still broke!)|
|Favorite TV show character||: oscar the grouch or eddie hitler|
|Cats or Dogs||: dogs|
|Pizza or Burger||: pizza|
|Your first crush||: josh reilly haha wat an ass|
|Ever lied to your parents||: constantly|
|Worst fear||: havin to watch helen degeneres' lesbo show again|
|Your weakness||: wat about it?|
|Any tattoos||: nope|
|Favorite subject in school||: history|
|Kisses or hugs||: hugs|
|Done anything you regret||: loads but i'll blame drugs 4 dat|
|Passive or aggressive||: aggresive|
|Morning or Evening||: evening|
|Summer or Winter||: summer|
|Ever won a sports medal||: a few|
|Ever been out of your country||: ye|
|Your dream vacation||: vegas|
|Best gift you have received||: that new liver|
|Favorite Actor||: carrey|
|Favorite Actress||: ms. doubtfire|
|Best compliment someone gave you||: you are the devil! (thank you!)|
|Do you hate anyone||: no but i dont like a lot of people ha|
|Hip-hop or Rock||: hip hop|
|Favorite perfume||: harry waters|
|Ever been fined by a traffic cop||: no|
|Country you||: scotland|
|Ever been to a drive-in-movie||: no|
|Ever lied to teachers in school||: yes|
|Craziest thing you||: befriended marzie|
|Your craziest dream in life||: to find wally|
|Ever dyed your hair||: nah thats gay|
|City you live in||: ballymun|
|Favorite day of the week||: sunday|
|Favorite childhood memory||: me dog rommal|
|Do you swear a lot||: fuck ye|
|Ever puked at a party||: ever not puked???|
|Ever danced all night long||: yep|
|Have a crush on anyone||: every1 i kno|
|Your best buddy these days||: JD Quench|
|Are you a health freak||: no|
|Vehicle you drive||: none|