Mary Harness Megastar

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  • from Sheffield (Bhearla) and CORK/Corcaigh, Ireland.
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As seen on 'BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT' 2009! For bookings see www.mary-harness.com
Me, Myself, and I
YAY!!! The CORK-MIDLETON RAIL SERVICE starts TODAY, Thursday 30th July!!!

There is also FREE TRAVEL on the route ALL DAY TODAY (THURS 30TH) only!

Catch the free offer while it lasts; see: <a href= http://www.irishrail.ie/news_centre/...> </a> for more details!

(SECURITY ALERT!!!) Because of clear abuse of the Bebo Mobile service by convicted criminals/ gangs/drugs dealers/terrorists in spamming me, I WILL DELETE AND IGNORE ALL 'Bebo Mobile' messages/comments, WITHOUT EXCEPTION!!!
Please use the CONVENTIONAL Bebo Messages/Comments service to contact me for any purpose, as long as it is legitimate!!!

ALL SPAMMERS WILL BE IMMEDIATELY REPORTED, AND BLOCKED WITHOUT EXCEPTION.



As Seen on BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT, (Manchester Heat), April 25, 2009!
The Other Half Of Me
Alexis Flamboyant
Music
I am inspired and influenced, among others, by the following:
Throbbing Gristle/Psychic TV (Feat. transexual Genesis P'Orridge)-'Just Drifting' 'Ov Power', 'Godstar', Mission of Dead Souls...; Voices of Masada;
Christina Aguilera's 'Beautiful';
Neil Young ('After The Goldrush', 'Needle and Damage Done', 'Love is a Rose';
Lou Reed;
Procol Harum ('Whiter Shade Of Pale');
Tim Blake/Hawkwind ('New Jerusalem', 'Silver Machine');
Marylin Manson;
Slipknot;
Depeche Mode;
Accessory;
And these 1970's greats:
Joni Mitchell, Led Zeppelin, Mott The Hoople, THE WHO,
HAWKWIND, GONG, Tim Blake, Nick Straker Band, Elkie Brookes, Clout,
and KATE BUSH!!!

The kind of bands I particularly DON'T like are:
Amy Swinehouse
Eaton Road
Axe Girl
(And any other of the numerous examples of sub-1970's regurgitated drivel of dubious talent and reputation whose only musical progress seems to be backwards, into the Bargain Bin at HMV/Virgin, etc...)
Films
Abominable Dr. Phibes;
Theatre Of Blood;
Lord Of The Flies;
Nosferatu;
The Descent;
Van Helsing;
Halloween;
The Exorcist;
The Omen;
Psycho;
The (Tony) Blair Witch Project;
Space Oddysey 2001;
Solaris;
Don't Look Now!
Bad Education (P. Almodovar);
Priscilla Queen Of The Desert
The Cockettes
Sports
Basically anything a bit adventurous, as long as I know I'm within my limits -especially Mountainbiking!
Scared Of
Anything that might kill you...

Also, Tacky Drag Queens...
Happiest When
Doing Drag, getting paid for it, acting in films, being appreciated as one of the rising stars on the Drag Scene, working on new performance material, winning competitions (Such as 'Miss Originality Award in AMI 2006)
And ABOVE ALL, being a Goth, at CARNIVAL OF SOULS!!!
My Entertainment Services
LIVE Singing Male Soprano Drag Queen; 'Mary Harness' in Ireland, 'Tia-Anna Sore-Ass Wrecked' elsewhere. I also do LIP-SYNCH, MAGIC (Mainly Card-Tricks) STILTWALKING, POLE/CAGE-DANCING, DOOR-WHORING, PROMOTIONS.
Just PM me or email at dan@alacroart.com for details & prices (Serious Enquiries ONLY, Please!)
Email me for bookings at: dan@alacroart.com
See www.mary-harness.com for further details of how to book.
Based in Central Sheffield, England.
Myvideo&single: www.babydeltic.com/video/tian&shy;a.wmv
My first Release: A cover version of Kate Bush's 'Wuthering Heights'.
The video is available on the website www.babydeltic.com Click on the videos link, and then on the small TV screen closest to the bottom right hand corner of the pic. on the videos page! More videos and info of me at: www.babydelticproductions.co.uk
Watch this space for more songs I will be working on in the near future!
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...AND FINALLY...:______
xxxxxxx"DIED OF THE WEEK"xxxxxxx------
Yet again, I've been absent for a while and I've got a wee bit of catching up to do here...
STEPHEN GATELY:( AWW! Such a hero for so many Gays in Ireland...

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Name :   Dan
Nick Name :   Mary Harness
Birthdate :   Secret
Birthplace:   Wallingford, England
Current Location:   Cloyne, Cork, Ireland.
Eye Color:   Blue
Hair Color:   Black (Shaved Head!)
Height:   5 ft 11 in.
Weight:   10 Stone
Piercings:   3 in ears, one Flesh-Tunnel.
Tatoos:   Getting one soon!
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   NK of Nottingham
Vehicle:   Bicycle!
Overused Phrase:   'I'm A Royde!!!'
FAVORITES
Food:   Game: Venison, pheasant, quail...
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   The George, Dublin!
Candy:   Fairtrade Chocolate
Number:   666
Color:   Purple
Animal:   Vampire Bat
Drink:   Bloody Mary Harness
Body Part on Opposite sex:   Legs!
Perfume:   Joop
TV Show:   Buffy the Vampire Slayer...
Music Album:   The Fallen by Evanescence
Movie:   Van Helsing
Actor/Actress:   Johnny Depp
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   Mac's
Chocolate or Vanilla   Chocolate!
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Coffee!
Kiss or Hug:   French Kiss
Dog or Cat:   Both (Preferably Wolf and Lynx)
Rap or Punk:   PUNK!
Summer or Winter:   Halloween
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Funny Scary Movies!
Love or Money:   Money!
YOUR...
Bedtime:   Very Late at Night!
Most Missed Memory:   My First Performance
Best phyiscal feature:   My legs!
First Thought Waking Up:   Too tired to wake up!
Ambition:   To Win Alternative Miss Ireland!
Best Friends:   Rachel, Hanin, Jojo, Tyranna, Patrick Crowley and lots of ot
Weakness:   Never have enough time!
Fears:   Things which can kill you!
Longest relationship:   7 years.
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   Not that I can remember
Ever been beaten up:   No (Only in a custard wrestiling match!)
Ever beaten someone up:   You could say I have a few times...
Ever Shoplifted:   No
Ever Skinny Dipped:   No
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Is The Pope Catholic?
Been Dumped Lately:   No
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   Black
Favorite Hair Color:   Black or shaved head
Short or Long:   very long, or shaved.
Height:   Any
Style:   Goth
Looks or Personality:   Goth
Hot or Cute   Both
Muscular or Really Skinny:   Depends on type...
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   Canada
How do you want to Die:   I Want to live forever!
Been to the Mall Lately:   Yes
Get along with your Parents:   Yes
Health Freak:   Yes
Do you think your Attractive:   Yes
Believe in Yourself:   Yes
Want to go to College:   Been??? I've got two degrees!
Do you Smoke:   Never
Do you Drink:   Less than I used to!
Shower Daily:   Yes
Been in Love:   Yes
Do you Sing:   Professionally
Want to get Married:   Maybe
Do you want Children:   Not particularly
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   I did a long time ago...
Hate anyone:   people who spam my bebo 'by mobile': Mobile Messaging should
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  • John O Neill
    John O Neill

    Mary girl how have you being keeping. I’m sheer delighted your Halloween show at Dignity in Waterford was such a resounding success. I heard it went down a bomb. Mary girl you know Instinct is dead although there was rumour Miss M was going to take up residence there before its demise. Flux is now Snoopies still under the same ownership of Dave. It has killed all its outrageous gayness and all the drag is gone tg for Daisy whatever is gone as you say yourself beware of cheap imitations. It’s now what they call a metrosexual bar and has many of the patrons of nearby bars now visiting it, so there is no more of letting it all hang out. I believe Miss M is now back in her native Birmingham taking a well earned rest after working off her hot hot ass on the Cork scene where it wasn’t appreciated much as you have experience yourself. Such an ungrateful race of people

    1 week ago
  • John O Neill
    John O Neill

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    But Mary why I write to you is that AMC has being announced and only on Sat night I was talking to a chappie that’s preparing for it. Don’t know if I will be able to take part this year as we have work beginning in the big smoke and could be spending a good part of my time there. But anyways Mary I hope this time they appreciate your talents. Finally I don’t see much of our public enemy No 1 of recent, seems he is keeping a low profile, tg.

    1 week ago
  • John O Neill
    John O Neill

    Heidi Hotlips from Limerick won AML I was at it and was so disappointed you were missing from the line up, and guess who got second a friend of enemy number 1 or at least he thinks so. I personally thought it should have gone to Amanda Cummings from Galway as for the Cork guy I think it was gorgeous backing dancer Jason that swung it, as you say Mary “beware of cheap imitations”. For Flux for cookie he was an excuse really for a drag act it was all in his over active ego but Kelly was ok and Miss M was really good. Seems they are still around after all they live over the place. Flux is open again but has a new name and it no longer has it got a gay tag. Mary is it true you’re coming to Ireland for performances in Dublin and Waterford and Kilkenny. I’m sure your gothic style will be apt for the season.
    Don’t know what’s up with my bebo mail box must be an internal fault with bebo as I regularly clean it out.

    4 weeks ago
  • John O Neill
    John O Neill

    Mary girl was in Limerick today and was so disappointed to see the AML list and you were not on it, You know its on the weekend at Dolans. Yes Mary there are some surprising entries.
    On FLUX closure I think there is another little story lurking there, I always though they were foolish they did not distance themselves from it from the very start.
    So looking forward to to your Autumn tour.

    5 weeks ago
  • John O Neill
    John O Neill

    Mary girl I bring bad tidings from Cork this is on the eve (almost) of your grand tour of Ireland, that is FLUX is about to shut shop for good and INSTINCT is hanging on by a thread. Yes Mary girl where output greater than input it just can’t work. The shelves are almost bare in INSTINC its present survival on a shoestring is in great doubt.
    Looks like we will all have to kiss Monties ass after all, lol. Seems Monties deep pockets and free gifts and rooms and al that and those who are already kissing his ass are seeing to this already. And Mary girl I dont kave to tell you who the biggest ass lickers are, lol.

    7 weeks ago
  • John O Neill
    John O Neill

    Mary girl are you ever again coming back to Cork, I was at Mr Gay Cork and Mr Unmentionable.com event in Chambers last night. Mary girl I had a ball and gorgeous credit-union Jason and rideable Davey lol got through.

    8 weeks ago
  • John O Neill
    John O Neill

    Mary girl I was so disappointed you were not at Limerick Pride. I was there only for the parade on Sat as the All Ireland Football Final was on in Sun I had to hightail it up to Dublin for Sat night to meet up with friends from home and by Mary did we celebrate. It was great to have one over on those pretentious Cork ones. Yes yes Mary it was a victory just all too sweet and all the better when you have to work and see some of these pretentious gob s*****s. And yes Mary he who can’t be mentioned was there too and their banner that is n Limerick

    8 weeks ago
  • John O Neill
    John O Neill

    Mary girl how are you are you coming to Limerick Pride this year I’m told it’s promised to be a week of fun. No doubt it will also be an occasion of sadness in the Limerick scene with the recent death of a dear friend Dominic Whyte. He was only 45 yrs of age but in that time he achieved just so much. I’m surprised but then again I shouldn’t be with the non mention of him by these rulers of the Cork scene, there seems to be the continuous agenda of adoration and praise (most of it self praise) in the cult of the personality with them. Kim Jong-il so much comes to mind when I hear of them.

    10 weeks ago
  • John O Neill
    John O Neill

    But back to Dominic he played the pivotal role for the Cork gay scene during the 1980ths long before I came to Cork by setting up the gay confidential telephone line for those needing support and his involvement in organizing a then invisible community. This was a time when homosexuality was illegal in Ireland. His life was devoted to pioneering. He led the way in his profession that as a microbiologist in the HSE. He pioneered the analysis of hospital infections and the collation of stastics to show the true level of hospital infections in the Mid West Region. And Dominic also found time for the Limerick community and also became a respected volunteer in the Garda Reserve. His passing just leaves such a void in all those who had the pleasure of knowing him.

    10 weeks ago
  • John O Neill
    John O Neill


    Mary girl I’m back again in Cork all finished in Galway and I have the latest sca. I was in Dublin for the Equality/Marriage protest last Sunday, I travelled by train just couldn’t stomach to be on the Cork organized bus with that lethal peroxide on board twas bad enough to have to listen to her charade but I suppose in the interest of unity one has to go along with it although with a fairly jaundice eye.

    14 weeks ago
  • John O Neill
    John O Neill

    Mary girl I have being in Monty’s gay venture, sure tis grant just a bit too artificial. Mary girl saw your bebo ex other half there, and OMG he is completely without a rib. Should have eat his weetabix And Mary Instinct has a new manager ex Flaherty’s Jonathan hope he does not take to hitting on me like he used to do there at least there was an escape there. And Mary public enemy no 1 was on the protest tooooo, saw him from me I gave him a wide berth as usual and of course he was as morose as always.
    And congratulations on the opening of the Midleton rail link must use the next available sat to visit the farmers market in Midleton, and also Mary girl have you abandoned all your loyal fans in Ireland and Cork, although thinking again about it your justifiable in ignoring the Cork gougers.

    14 weeks ago
  • John O Neill
    John O Neill

    And Mary girl the latest news from Cork …… see Monty ever dutiful servants have now opened an alternative to Instinct knew that cork web site was shedding crocodile tears on Instinct when it allowed this mysterious person patxm knock Instinct when it got it on its knees “godddd NOOO its an awful venue ” and flew the mysterious kite “making chambers gay is the way to go i think.... we need a decent large gay pub in cork”. As if it wasn’t obvious whose payroll he was on. And Mary this site attacked you for spamming and they allow these to spamm and knock at will and I believe some of Instincts biggest crocodile tears are going to be working there tooooo…………………….

    I call it having double standards or is it having none at all, lol.

    17 weeks ago
  • John O Neill
    John O Neill

    Mary girl I suppose you heard Lisa in Instinct got the bullet, while I have no beef with her one can’t be surprised at the move. It has stumbled from one catastrophe to another and as they say the captain of the ship takes responsible for its state. One example of this is I have seen a charge on the door when there was more staff there than customers and they wondering why it was a disaster. But anyways Mary what surprised me or should I was the one that has abused you on several sites no doubt instigated by another shady figure and called you an “invertebrate liar” one which I had removed and whom I personally seen that side too is gone all weepy on the matter. Me think it’s just another tactic in her bullying charades.

    18 weeks ago
  • John O Neill
    John O Neill

    Mary girl this same one and those other gone all weepy were so seldom in there as customers I don’t know what they are crying is about, one can only miss what one uses. She is now also a campaign leader or is it a power play, me think it’s the latter, personally I have never seen anything weepy or concerning about her ever. Mary girl as the say it’s the same clique that seem to dictate in Cork, its no wonder it’s such a disaster and most avoid it like the plague.

    ps, Mary girl just so glad that your career is on such a high.

    18 weeks ago
  • Royw
    Royw

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    20 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Royw
    Royw

    HEY DID U HEAR THAT THEY ARE GIVING AWAY SAMPLE PACKS OF MAC MAKEUP!? VISIT MacMakeUK.com TO GET ONE FOR YOURSELF OR HER BEFORE THEY RUN OUT! hachador

    21 weeks ago via Mobile
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    Royw

    HEY I JUST GOT A FREE SAMPLE PACK OF DIFFERENT MAC MAKEUPS! GET ONE FOR YOURSELF OR HER AT MacMakeUK.com BEFORE THEY RUN OUT! chuong

    22 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Sharron K
    Sharron K

    oops


    lol

    23 weeks ago
  • John O Neill
    John O Neill

    Mary girl would you empty your mail box at your email address all the photos I send you from Cork Pride came back as undelivered, your box is full.

    24 weeks ago