Oh Keano's f*ckin' magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Old Trafford,
He said I fancy that,
He didn't sign for Arsenal,
Or Blackburn 'coz they're sh*te,
He signed for Man United,
'Coz they're f*cking dynamite

Cheer up Kevin Keegan,
Oh what can it mean,
to a Sad Geordie b*stard,
and a Sh*te football team

Kevin Keegan,
Can he fix it?
Kevin Keegan,
Can he fuck!

Build a bonfire,
Build a bonfire,
Put the Scousers on the top,
Put City in the middle,
And we'll burn the f*cking lot

He's only a poor little scouser
His face is all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he can't sing anymore!

Who put the ball in the scouser's net
Who put the ball in the scouser's net
Who put the ball in the scouser's net
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

You are my Solskjaer,
my Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
when skies are grey,
Oh Alan Shearer,
was f*ckin dearer,
please don't take,
my Solskjaer away!

I saw my mate the other day
he said to that hed seen the white pele
all i ask who is he
he goes by the name of wayne rooney
wayne rooney, wayne rooney
he goes by the name of wayne rooney

he plays on the left
he plays on the right
our man ronaldo
makes england look shite

hello, hello
we are the busby babes
hello hello
we are the busby babes
and if you are a city fan
surrender or your dei
cos we all follow united

Mourinhoooo
Are you listening
You betta keeeeep
The trophy glistenin
We'll be bak in May
To take it away
Walkin in a fergie wonderland

Hollow Hollow Hollow
Chelseas Success is fuckin hollow
All the money they took
of thet big russian crook
But they'll never win 3 in a row

Theres only one Ronaldo, Theres only one Ronaldo

(Ronaldo)-You can stick ur fuckin england up ur hole

Take me home United Road to the place I belong, to Old Trafford, to see United, Take me home, United Road