If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.

What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this??

Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?

You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.

You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some?

You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?

Are we related? Do you want to be?

(leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.

What the hell are you looking at?

Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?

I cannot believe what a complete slut you are.

If I look the way you look when you walk, I'd walk everywhere I went.

So....I heard you wanted to fight me.

I once knew a squirrel named Marvin. God your hot. Marvin is in Africa now.

Hey baby, everything I'm going to do to you tonight I learned at SeaWorld.

You, Me, and a midget makes three.

Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?

You owe me a drink! (Why?) Why not?

Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?

Let's go get liquored up and rape each other.

So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.


Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "that's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator

Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura

Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"

Fart loudly then exclaim "Not I said the wolf"

Jump up and down then look at the floor and shout "Let go you bastard "

Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then laugh and say "beat you again Mr Elevator."

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool....because your not!

Opening Credits:
Hear me- Kelly Clarkson(!)

Waking Up:
Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'- Michael Jackson

First Day At School:
You And I- Michael Bublé*

Falling In Love:
Your're the first, the last, My everything- Barry white

Fight Song:
Friends in low places- Garth Brooks

Breaking Up:
Bicycle race- Queen ( )

Formal:
Life's a bitch-Shooter

Life's OK:
Anythings possible- Will Young

Mental Breakdown:
Happy Ending- Mika (!)

Driving:
Trad!

Flashback:
Tears in Heaven- Eric Clapton

Getting Back Together:
Irresistible- The corrs ( )

Birth of Child:
Anyone else but you- Juno ( )

Wedding:
How good it can it be- The 88

Final Battle:
Daydream believer- The Monkees

Death Scene:
Song for you- Micael Bublé

Funeral Song:
Amie- Damien Rice

End Credits:
Wherever You Will Go- The Calling