John Mccann
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Male, 27,
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- from Clontarf,Dublin,Ireland In Boulder,Colorado for now
- Single
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- Me, Myself, and I
- Everyone should check out the STAIRWELL CAFE in Malahide, Dublin
- Music
- All kinds really, Jack johnson, 3 doors down, Maroon 5, Fiddy, Kanye west, Jay-Z, Eagles, Elton John, Black eyed peas, Dr.Dre, Elvis, Eminem, Fran
k Sinatra, The Fray, Green day, Michael Jackson, Westlife and of course Phil Collins - Films
- Seven, Shawshank Redemption, Old school, Bad boys, Scarface, Goodfellas, Godf
athers, Wedding crashers, Crash, Good Will Hunting. - Sports
- Soccer, Golf, Snooker, Kick ball.Tennis and womens volley ball!!!
- Happiest When
- Partying, Sleeping
- Fave Teams
- Manchester United, Celtic, Colorado Rapids
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Peter Kay
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrow garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) the most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
1 The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
2 No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
30) the most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
36) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
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Sports slip ups
1. "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them
serious."
(Alan Minter)
2. "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch
this
morning and it was amazing ! "
(Pat Glenn - weightlifting commentator)
3. "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside
of
him."
(New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted)
4. "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
(Ted Walsh - horse racing commentator)
5. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of
my body."
(Winston Bennett)
6. "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one
behind it,
which is identical."
(Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator)
7. "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and
mother."
(Greg Norman)
8. "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect
the same thing again."
(Terry Venables - Soccer Coach)
9. "I would not say that David Ginola is the best left
winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
(Ron Atkinson - soccer coach)
10. "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge
president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
(Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)
11. "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
eleven Dicks on the field"
(Metro Radio)
12. "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to
hang in the air for even longer."
(David Acfield)
13. "What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will
you stay in football?"
(Stuart Hall Radio 5 live)
14. "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight,
pening his legs and showing his class."
(David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)
15. "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so
well is that before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
balls and kisses them....Oh My God! What have I just
said?!!!"
(US PGA Commentator)
16. "For those of you who are watching in black and white,
the blue is behind the brown."
(Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator)
17. True story... a female news anchor who, the day after it
was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the
weatherman and
asked...
"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
... Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew
did too as they were laughing so hard!
18."He's just smashed the world record, this is >unbelievable!!!what is he doing? he's still going. oh wait
there's still another lap to go."0 Comments 1044 days
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Top 10 Things You Can Only Say At Christmas
1) Talk about a huge breast!
2) Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3) I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
4) Are you ready for seconds yet?
5) It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
6) That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
7) Don't play with your meat.
Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
9) How long will it take after you stick it in?
10) I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
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38 weeks ago
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Stephanie S39 weeks agoGet your friends to check out the new coffee shop in Malahide
"STAIRWELL CAFE" all the celebs go there!!!!! Great food ,Great decor and best of all low prices!
Thanks Bro
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Stephanie S40 weeks ago
Hey Bro
Just thinking of you, take care of yourself.
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Colette60 weeks agoYou maniac! Keep chatting with you family! We gotta covered.
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Brian Kearney66 weeks agoalrite john hows tricks?u still stateside?
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70 weeks ago
Ali Murray
hey dude
how the hell are ya?? bebo home page had that u changed ur profile pic so reminded me of u and thought i'd say hey!! i see ur status has changed?
comin home for summer at all? x -
Stephanie S71 weeks ago
hey bro,
hows it going, all keeping well here. talk soon.
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GRey One Productions73 weeks agojohn john john
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Dave Harte74 weeks agoWhats the story man, how you keeping?
Paul Ince about Cantona before he entered court: 'We stayed at the Croydon Park hotel. So we got up in the morning and I've got me suit on - the nuts, know what I mean? I knock on Éric's door and he's standing in jacket, white shirt, long collars like that [he gestures to describe long, pointed collars], unbuttoned so you can see his chest. "Eric, you can't go to court like that", I told him and he says, "I am Cantona, I can go as I want"'.
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Barry Dennis77 weeks agoalright j, how ya keeping? have ya finnished all ur exams? when u commin over to dublin?
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Killian Smith80 weeks agohows mccann??saw your old fella in tesco in clare hall last night and thought of you(not in a gay way!!)how ye gettin on man,you still in colorado??
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91 weeks ago
Jaime Buckingham
OMG yeah i'll be here thats gonna be soooo awesome to see you is lauren coming too? I was just talking about you yesterday I miss you loads please come love you xoxo
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Jaime Buckingham97 weeks ago
just thought I'd drop by bro. I miss you tons I was in Dublin the other month saw janette and peter which was awesome. What have you been doing? hows Lauren? do you think you guys will come over to cali for a visit anytime soon.
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Peter Reilly98 weeks agohey johny boy happy new year hope your keepin well
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100 weeks ago
Stephanie S
Hi J.J.
That sounds great. Look forward to talking to you.
Happy christmas to you and lauren. Say hi to Pat and all the family from us. Love you both lots, Steph, Hamid & James. -
Barry Dennis103 weeks ago
Hey J, long time no chat man! hows things with ya, hope your keepin well, any plans for the christmass?
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Eoin K108 weeks agohey long time no see how are you getting on, so by the looks of your page your living in the USA fair play how are you getting on out there.
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Kelli Slattery109 weeks agoHappy belated birthday John, hope all is well with you xxxxxxxxxxx
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110 weeks ago
congrats man looks like ur livin the dream!im very happy for you.tobin
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