Been waitin to build up enough stuff for my next rant!!

1)50+ year old fat women do not have the right to look me up and down like dirt on their shoes.Yes,I am young Yes,i do wear less clothes than you YES,I HAVE A FUCKIN SOCIAL LIFE...GET OVER IT!!

2)Wanna-be models!!...I understand the attraction of becoming a model however i do not envy how lank your hair is, how shapeless your body is and the fact that if eatin a donut is a sin to you..and also how you suddenly think you are better than everyone else and treat my friends like shit!
As for the glamour models...to be a glamour model its all about your boobs and how pretty your face is..if you are as ugly as sin makeup isn't gonna make the camera like you and your skanky matted extensions do not make you any more attractive!!

3)To some people - They were never worth your time and you have always been better than them,do not let people treat you like dirt and forget about them.If you keep goin back they'l never get the message!!

4)Yes,we do have a house....No,You are not invited to the house warming so don't bother harrassing me about it!!

5)I'll do what i want with my money, I'll spend it how I want,Save what i want and i know what we still need to get for the house...I do not need you to tell me!!!

6)The people who tell you at the last minute that they can't make it to things,if you were really that bothered about being friendship you'd put in the fuckin effort!!

END OF RANT!!

Thought i'd get this out of the way before my holiday

New job=New idiots
"Please sign where the crosses are on all 3 pages"
Idiot hands them back all signed apart from 1
"Could you sign this one please"
"Oh thought i was just supposed to look at it"
THERE IS A BIG FUCKING X ON IT WHAT PART OF SIGNS WHERE ALL THE CROSSES ARE DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!...Whats worse,They do it every fucking time!!Do they think that somehow they are exempt from the signing 3 forms rule...I'm giving them money and all i ask for is 3 signatures but they cant even give me that....

Oh and people telling me not to look at their Bebo...WTF is up with that...Whole new level of maturity there and....not even sayin to me about it but telling me thru someone else...Uv surpassed urself this time!!

ALSO...Whats with all the dirty looks?!I am not the one in the wrong as far as im concerned iv got more reasons to give u dirty looks than you do for me....Dont go ruinin my night out cos you hold some sort of grudge against me for bein pissed off at something YOU did!!

And no amount of drink could make me like you so dont try and talk to me if you know i dont like you!!

Didn't have money for most of the month.....HATED IT!Much happier iv got paid

Holiday soon cannot wait hopefully next months rant wont be so long

Going to the beach involves a ten minute row with your mates about which one

You can get your mobile phone's predictive texting to recognise "dreckly" and "wosson".

You can reverse with ease around the tiny backroads - because someone has to, and it wont be the Emmet in the BMW

You know what Emmet means...

You use the phrases "Where's that to?", "Proper Job" and "Maid"

And other classic phrases like:
"As teasy as a bag of wasps"
"Hello my lover!'
"matter do ee?"

And you hate Emmets

You know how to make a Cornish Pasty, and you know that ginsters aren't 'Proper Cornish'

You can talk to 'locals' and make out what they're saying ... just

You know about Porthemmet beach

You don't stop to look at wild rabbits anymore. You've seen it all before

But you will rescue rabbits and other small animals from cat attack on occasion (without squeling)

Being stuck behind a herd of cows is a plausible reason for being late to work

You can name at least three types of Cornish real ale, and have probably tried drinking it at some point (only to realise what a bad idea that was)

You have met at least one of the town criers

You know that Flambards sucks, but still go there every Summer

You know that anyone from "Over the Bridge" should be hated and feared in equal measure

You know what Saffron cake is

When everywhere else is " up country"

You have decided a favourite between Rowes and Warrens (Mine is Rowes)

You get worried if you go out and don't bump into someone you know

You know that there is never any real news to report in Cornwall (when something major happens, you're super surprised...)

You have accepted that there is probably no mobile phone reception in your house/village, unless you stand on a manhole cover / under that tree / in the bath ...

You know when dreckly is ... and can use the word in a sentence

You try and cover up your accent when out of the county, but relapse when around family

You have a strong opinion on the is Cornwall a Country arguement

You use the phrases:
"I'll do it dreckley"
"Where you to?"
"you beastly begger"
"you'm proper daft"
"rough as rats"
"costy much diddy?"
"gibmere aminut"
"Goin f ra drink winnus?"