Well were to start with this holiday! So many memories in the space of a week

Basically it started of on the Sunday afternoon when everyone came to my house to go to the airport and i sed to Mel i woke up and thought its sunday then i realised that it was time for Turkey and i praised the lord Then at the airport where we saw like 5 fit lads and it turned out i new one of there mums when my dad kicked the chair and everyone vibrated which lead to us thinkin of everyone shakin on the plane Then we took a picture on the plane and it flashed and the women sat opposite us sed "Oh my god was that lightnig" but it was the flash from the camera There was the song its magic yhoo no with the hand movements
When we landed mel was sat chewin like 5 pices of chewing gum and she was like my ears are still poppin! Gettin on the bus to go to the hotel we sat down and like 45 minutes later Mel came out with we are drivin on the right side of the road and i sed yer we are sat behind the driver . Well sumone thought it wud be a clever idea to were stiletoes to Turkey and Mel fall over when we got to the hotel then we checked in and got a drink and by this time it was like 3ish and Michal who turned out to be german sed yhoo english cum talk to us so we didnt end gettin to bed it like 4ish Oh yer aswell we got locked out of the room and we were all sat in the corridor takin our nail varnish off
Maho is a livin legend!!!!!!
Maho,Itouch and veliko walkin talkin burds
Oh i completely forgot about the domestic violence in the hotel room bet the people walkin past was thinkin is that real or fake
And i crnt forget the when we were walki with the waiters and a came out with piss barrel and yhoo pissed ur self and i was the one that sed it . Chasn my dad with a razor and on the last night goin out and runnin down the corridor and we was like sshhhhh they are gonna here us and we stayed out for like an extra hour without gettin caught . Then we took a picture on the goat and that guty walked past and he was like have they never seen the goat berfore
Well on the monday morin after we got sum sleep we went down to get sum breakfast and we saw like 10 cute waiters and they were all at the kitchen part so i sed to mel check the gang bang of waiters After breakfast we went upstairs to get changed to go to the pool! and we saw Maho who had a surf bord on his head and he sed yhoo do pool game? so we sed yer and it turned out yhoo had to suf across the pool throwing frisbes Yhoo crnt forget the pool dance with me and Mel following Maho Itouch and the other cute DJ guy (Mel's other guy was in the box). Then at the nightime Maho asked us to go watch him in Lion king so we did and we were tryin to guss which one he was coz there were two other guys that looked like him then we went for a walk and mel was doin the chicken dance and i had already seen Maho and started to go over to him and Mel was still doin the chicken dance and we walked over and was like what is this .
Well we crnt forget the double date with the guys from the shop they was like we go beach and i sed i crnt i feel sick and mel sed Jess do yhoo want me to cum behind the tree with yhoo and i sed no i feel sick so we ran away from them and Mel's guy sed i love yhoo darling When we told Maho the next day at dinner he sed yhoo go out on ur own yhoo crazy!? and then he sed do they work here and we sed yer and he sed oki i will sort them!

Right its unbelivble how many times i got pushed in the pool! Each time i got out the pool to play catch with james sumone came behind me and pushed me bk in and james didnt even tell me they were there! There was the time when me and Mel was on the lilo talkin to Maho and he was gonna jump in and he didnt want to get wet! So i sed swim like a fish . There was the time when Mels bikini top fell off Then at the nighttime on the Wednesday Mel sed to Maho our room number is 2210 cum