You are sooooooooooooooo funny, thanks for long talk this morning duck!

Can't wait for YOUR wedding. Me and Kelly and Mags and Lucy and Sinead gonna DESTROY Montesanvito. I cannot wait for your beautiful autumn wedding.....

Layee ****.

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Hi Shiv
Thanks again for all the fantastic hospitality at the wknd, I'd a great time, tell Carlo I promise not to drink the bar dry if I'm ever allowed back and I will go on a hunger strike for a week before any visit so that no matter how badly hungover I am I will clean my plate at every meal

Oh duck that was sooooooooooooooooo funny. Jezz. F*ckin hell. I was walking through town laughing to myself. SHAME.

Last night was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the Trocadero duck, it was such a laugh. Speak to you soon.

See you tomorrow in town duck.

hiya duck,

i've booked me flight today i av. I cant wait to come over and see you so that when i get home i can join the italy network! xxx

Well, Michy is here so nobody really. Oh yes, how could I forget, Rockford Files, so he can tell me over and over how I remind him of his Sicillian wife, back in the '60's when he first married her. Christ, I have to sing to myself (la la la la la al) to distract myself from the length of his scary sideburnes.

IEugh!

Remember he gave me that bizarre Christmas present, that little rasta man smoking a joint? What do you think he was implying????

See you tonight, I actually just got off the phone to you. Market bar it is. Hehehehheheheheheheheheheh Can't wait to see Carlo, not you.

London only Friday til Sunday but yooooohoooooohooooo!

And yes, of course I hid on him when he came into arrivals, tghen I screamed out 'DAMON' when he saw me. He was SO embarassed. Ha TWAT!

Michy and Lucy had the guitar out last night......round the gaff. It was very funny if you had been there Siobhan, he kept singing Oasis & I keep singing any of Elton Johns songs over him...especially Yellow Brick Road, (and then moved onto to Crocodile Rock) I managed to get Kev & Lucy on my side too. It was fucking hilarious. I wish you and Kelly had been there. Siobhan I fell off the chair laughing after accusing Kevin of being 'with child' by Mary, cos he was telling us he found a test in his downstairs bathroom. I didn't leave him alone all night because of it and my face still hurts from laughing. So did Eoins cos we were ganging up on him & you know Kev he just sits there and takes it. Anyway, I'm off out. Simon is over too, did you know? He wants to go to a resatuarant first tonight and guess who has been delegated to arrange it all. Yes, of course. Well I am sure we'll be speaking to you soon ok duck. Don't miss him too much, and we will see you in 2 weeks, or is it 3?

i will look after him for you! F*ckin ballbreaker! I hope you don't cry at the airport. He called me tonight to tell me 'the plan for to make it my scared' or summat. Yeah alright the babys of Elton. Hahahahhahaha I'm gonna mash up his head SO BADLY. I will break him. He's bringing 3 fucking suitcases, how Italian can you get? I'll set him up on Bebo so yous can keep in touch that way too.

Can you believe that bus driver? He pulled up to us on the street, not even a bus stop cos he'though yiz were two foreignors lost'. We called you 50 times while we were on that bus & once people started getting back on, we turned it into the party bus. It was mental Siobhan, really mental. We had everyone pissing themselves by the time we got up O' Connell St. You back from mountains tomor right? So reply basstid.

Eh hello you two? Am I interrupting? Bar me? What ever for? I'm already barred from the ''VIP'' of Lillies, (oh what a loss) you simply can't and won't bar me from the Tempest gigs. Just cos once or twice we ran around causing trouble. I'm a changed woman and a good girl Alan....it's my feef (thief) of a sister you wanna watch. She will steal you logo if you're not looking......heheheheheh.

Tongue like hedge clippers? Ouch. Spitting fire?Yes I do that sometimes but usually only when I got a thorn in my Tiger paw. It's never personal but you wanna be careful, ganging up on me with my flakey sis, remember alcohol's thicker than water......

Siobhan - you are NEVER getting the necklace, so stop buttering him up. He simply wouldn't do that to me. Bitch.

yeah it is a gift she has, no doubts there.

I couldn't bar that lady, she would find a way in and then she would hunt the person down who barred her and spit in their face. She also has a tongue like a hedge-clippers and I'm sure she'd be spitting fire at the culpret

Ok no prob your presents will be waiting for you when you get here in Feb and I will be out with you lot. I have heard your track record is the stuff of legend, respect.

Ah hello dearest how the hell are ya? How was Crimbo? No hang on there your sis told me all about it, you're a pair of legends. Yeah you better get your ass to a gig when you're over sometime in the future, you'll be bumped straight up to VIP status, Ro will just have to pay in (I am a dead man for saying that)

Ah yes the silver necklace, well actually it was for Ro but I got you lots of stuff, they're in every bar around the city, the only problem is you have to take them when security aren't looking, I think you might be able to handle that Your track record is impeccable

Good luck with yr alco sister, she's gonna run riot with ya !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahhahahahahah che pesche, che pesche! See you in a few hours bitch. P.Catslut, I'm on my way, with your skinny jeans.