I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee
And I can justify
Any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber,
But a beauty salon
Can get a massage
Without a hard-on

I can balance the checkbook,
Can pump my own gas
Can talk to my friends
About the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece,
And yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others
When I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles
At any cost,
And I don't have a problem
Admitting I'm lost.

I never forget
An important date
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late

I don't watch movies
With lots of gore
Don't need instant replay
To remember the score.

I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch,
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Would you look at my face,
Not at my chest!

I don't have a problem
With expressing my feelings
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.

Don't call me a girl,
A babe or a chick.
I am a WOMAN,
Get it, you prick?!

"IF TEARS COULD BUILD A STAIRWAY"
IF TEARS COULD BUILD A STAIRWAY AND MEMORIES A LANE. I WOULD WALK RIGHT UP TO HEAVEN AND BRING YOU BACK AGAIN.

NO FAREWELL WORDS WERE SPOKEN. NO TIME TO SAY " GOODBYE ". YOU WERE GONE BEFORE I KNEW IT AND ONLY GOD KNOWS WHY.

MY HEART STILL ACHES WITH SADNESS AND SECRET TEARS STILL FLOW. WHAT IT MENT TO LOVE YOU. NO ONE CAN EVER KNOW

BUT NOW I KNOW YOU WANT ME TO MOURN FOR YOU NO MORE.TO REMEMBER ALL THE HAPPY TIMES. LIFE STILL HAS MUCH IN STORE.

SINCE YOU'LL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN. I PLEDGE TO YOU TODAY " A HOLLOWED PLACE WITHIN MY HEART IS WHERE YOU'LL ALWAYS STAY "

Fill Y or N into each blank space!
[] kiss me?
[] let me kiss you?
[] take a shower with me?
[] be my bf?
[] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
[] have a relationship with me?
[] Spank that arse?
[] Carress my body?
[] Say yes if i asked you out?
[] Get wasted with me?
[] Hang out with me?
[] Bring me around your friends?
Do Y0U...
[] think im hot?
[] want to kiss me?
[] want to cuddle with me?
[]think im weird?
ARE WE...
[] friends?
[]enemies?
AM i...
[] sexy?
[] funny?
[] cool?
[] loveable?
[] Annoying?
[] great to be with?
[] odd?
HaVE Y0U EVER...
[] thought about me?
[] thought there might be an "us"?
[] had a crush on me?
[] had a dream about me?
ARE Y0U...
[] happy you know me?
[] thinking bout me?