Go on google, type in "(your name) looks like" (don't forget the quotations (")) n see what it says about you!! Reply to this with the funniest one(s) there are lol. I was bored so I did a few on myself...

Abbie looks like she is ready to romp.
Abbie looks like she needs her roots done and I'm seeing alot of silver showing on her back.
Abbie looks like a "Disney Detective Dog".

Abby looks like she's about to fling some of that food right at you, catapult style.

Abi looks like a frumpy housewife.
Abi looks like ET.
Abi looks like Bart Simpson.
Abi looks like a little pilgrim.

Abigail looks like she has great breasts.
Abigail looks like she is going to be a bit chunky.
Abigail looks like a pro.

Gail looks like someone took a chisel to her chin and a hedge clippers to her hair.
Gail looks like something out of Planet of The Apes.
Gail looks like ET, only without the redeeming feature of being a nice person/alien.
Gail looks like your average "asian porn pop-up window" girl.

Cheeeeeers!! lol! Popular opinion is I look like ET? Quite a few insults there.. erm aparently im quite horny. Bart Simpson.. ey up. Going to be a bit chunky? Not fat! lol. All v funny, but the asian porn pop-up window girl is just going too far!!!
Do it! x

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

1. We like it wet
2. We are used to wearing next to nothing in front of people
3. We are experts at putting on rubber and can do it fast
4. We know how to push it and work under HARD conditions
5. We believe practice makes perfect and will any time day or night
6. We are used to doing things till you cant go on any longer
7. Sprinters are fast and efficient. Distance swimmers can last a long time
8. We are always ready to dive in head first
9. We may get tired but never stop in the middle
10. We do it in the water
11. We start fast, stay strong, and finish hard
12. We are always wet and half naked
13. We are able to do it on our backs or our stomachs
14. We can do it fast or slow
15. We can do it 4 different ways
16. We know how to get dressed and undressed in no time
17. We are always improving our times
18. We are better when we put our hips into it
19. We have good endurance
20. We are not afraid of pain