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Howie
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  • männlich, 21, Herzchen 262
  • von Prestonpans
  • Ich bin Single
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  • Mitglied seit: February 2005
  • Zuletzt aktiv: 9 Stunden her
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Back from the US, gimme a shout on here or Facebook!
Beats...
Hip Hop, Rap, R'n'B , Indie..anything as long as its catchy and has a good beat to it!
films....
The ringer!! also any film with will ferrell, owen wilson, ben stiller or vince vaughn in it, legendary! anchorman, blades of glory, zoolander, blazing saddles, wedding crashers, waiting, talledega nights, dodgeball, starsky and hutch. also van wilder, coach carter, 40 year old virgin, platoon, full metal jacket, football factory, green street, godfather1 and 2, scarface, goodfellas, braveheart, all the die hards , shooter, knocked up, superbad, friday, next friday, friday after next etc
Sporting goodness...
Rugby! play for preston lodge The Gym, coaching and playing basketball on the odd occasion!, love football too, Gers fan , 7's rugby and cant beat playing Tens with the Thorntree Helldogs!
Scared Of
Carnies..those little circus people with very small hands and smell like cabbage
Good times...
Super cider sunday sessions, getting skited, rugby, winning at anything , people who are up for a bit of banter , coaching the superstars, sevens, training, the gym, cav sundays, city on a wed labour club thursday karikoke's. . .
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    • Man Law

      1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.

      2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control

      3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period.

      4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home.
      (The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friend’s home)

      5. Short shorts have been banned… Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar.

      6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.

      7. If a girl and a guy are not officially dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you.

      8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only law that suffers the penalty of death.

      9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare incase a friend is in desperate need.

      10. No heavy fornication in a friend's bed. Or just wash the sheets.

      11. No man shall every use a rolling backpack. If you can't carry the bag then you’re not a man.

      12. If another man's fly is down, you didn't see anything and may not make a comment about it.


      13. When a man is borrowing a buddies tool or other equipment, if the borrower puts any scratches or brings it back with any noticeable wear, then he is required to do one of the following: If the item costs under 50 bucks, you are required to replace it. If the item costs over 50 bucks, you are required to give him a case of beer, because hey...who wants to spend more than 50 bucks on something that isn't yours.

      14. When your friend picks up a hot girl...however the hot girl has an ugly friend...it is only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you got to do to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. As men we are obligated to sacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favor will one day be replayed.

      15. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of paper rock scissors (with no shoot). If the two contenders tie 5 times in a row then the rightful owner of the shotgun is to be decided by a UFC cage match in which the first blood drawn decides the rightful owner of shotgun.

      Addendum to Man Law No. 15:
      If at any point during the process of determining the shotgun rider a hot girl hints that she would like to sit up front the driver has the sole right to declare her the shotgun rider and depending upon the situation may even deny rides to all other passengers. However, if said hot girl is an ex of any passenger they may overrule the driver's decision and make her ride in the back. Additionally, if all passengers happen to be female then revert back to original method of deciding shotgun rider substituting mud wrestling for UFC cage match. The winner then gets either a cold water hose down or shotgun the next ride unless th

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    • 100 questions about me

      100 Questions about me!

      001. Name : Mark Howie
      002. Nickname : howie, howitzer/witzer
      003. Single or taken : single
      004. Zodiac Sign : pisces
      005. Male or Female : male
      006. Primary School: prestonpans
      007. iPod : yeah
      008. How many buddies on your list : too much
      009. Screenname: the-howitzer
      010. Hair Color : brown
      012. Hair Long or Short : short
      014. Eye Color : brown
      015. Are you health freak : yea, only when i can be bothered though
      016. Height : 5'10
      017. Do you have a crush on someone : na
      018. Do you like yourself : love myself
      019. Braces? : Nope
      020. Think your awesome? : all the time
      021. Piercings : nopw
      022. Tattoo : lion rampant, right arm
      023. Righty or Lefty : lefty

      __Your 'Firsts'___

      024. Surgery : not yet
      025. First piercing : none
      026. First best friend : Andy hill
      027. First Award : some football trophy when i was about 8
      028. First Sport You Joined : football roseburn(preston athletic)
      029. First pet : a hamster, cant mind his name but he eat a whole juventus strip!
      030. First vacation : florida
      031. First Concert : eminem at hampden
      032. First proper love : n/a

      ___Favorites___

      033. Movie : Anchorman by far
      034. Favorite tv show : lost/scrubs
      035. Color : blue
      036. Music : anything except hard dance n metal
      039. Drink : jack d please
      040. Body part not on the face : guns
      041. Sport To Play : rugbt
      042. Favorite piece of clothing: too much, whatevers ready
      043. Brand Of Clothing? : anything smart, lyle n scott, american eagle, Abercrombie etc
      044. What do you sleep with? : nothing
      045. Favorite School : the mighty lodge
      046. Favorite Animal(s) : dogs
      047. Favorite Book : not a big reader
      048. Favorite Magazines : fhm

      __Currently___

      049. I'm Chewin: gum
      050. I'm drinking : coke
      052. I'm about to : watch a dvd
      053. Listening to : rangers game on rangers tv
      055. Waiting For : payday
      056. Watching : rangers game from sat
      057. Wearing : jeans

      ___Your Future___

      058. Want Kids? : ventually
      059. Want to Get Married : need someone to calm me down sometime, not too soon though
      060. Careers in Mind : anything except scotweld

      ___Which is better with the Opposite__

      068. Lips or Eyes : Eyes
      069. Hugs or Kisses : kisses
      070. Shorter or Taller : shorter
      072. Romantic or Spontaneous : spontanious
      073. Butt or bust: bust, cant have an arse like a sack of tatties tho
      074. Sensitive or Loud : loud
      075. Hook-up or relationship : hook up,not too good with relationships
      077. Trouble Maker or Hesitant? :hesitant

      __Have you ever__

      078. Kissed a Stranger : Yes
      079. Drank bubbles : Yes
      080. Lost glasses/contacts :dont wear any
      081. Ran Away From Home : yea
      082. Broken a bone : wrist, sternam, ankles alot
      083. Got an X-ray : alot
      084. Broken Someone's Heart : dont think so
      085. Turned Someone Down : Yes
      087. Cried When Someone Died : Yes

      ___Do You Believe In___

      089. God : no
      090. Miracles : No
      093. Aliens : no
      094. Magic :nope
      095. Heaven : unless its filled with naked women with huge boobs
      096. Santa Claus : got told when i was 8 that he wasnt real!
      097. Sex on the first date:why not
      098. Kissing on the First Date : course
      099. Angels : no, unless theyre naked

      ___Answer Truthfully___

      100. Is There someone You Want To be with right now? : no

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    • ZOOLANDER QUOTES

      Matilda: When did you first realize that you were good looking? Derek: Well, when I was in the second grade for the first time, i saw my reflection in a spoon and said, gee Derek, you're ridiculously good looking, i wonder if i can do that for a career? Matilda: Do what for a career? Derek: Be professionaly good looking.

      There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Mayori tribesman, when I was just like, WOW! I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman!

      Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?

      I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

      Derek- I thought you were here to me how bad a eugoogalizer I was. Matilda- A what? Derek- A eugoogalizer: One who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogaly was.

      Moisture is the essence of wetness. Wetness is the essence of beauty.

      Derek's Father: You're more dead to me than your dead mother. Thank God she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid! Derek: mer-man! mer-man!

      Maury: What do we do when we fall off the horse?............We get back on. Derek:I'm sorry Maury, I'm not a gymnast.

      There has got to be more to life than just being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking.

      They were like brothers to me, not like real brothers, but brothers in the way black people say it.

      If there's anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we, too, can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

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    facebook Howie Posted a status update: is physically and mentally fucked. Day one of being a brickie, the worlds most monotonous job, done..
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    facebook Howie Posted a status update: rolf Harris, danni minogue, Jason donovan, kylie minogue, @clint guyatt, steve irwin,heath ledger, nicole kidman, Harold bishop, dingo Dave, Paul hogan . . Your boys took one hell of a beating!! . . . Come on Scotland!!.
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    • Karma Nights
      Karma Nights

      Galaxy FM comes to Karma Nights

      Friday 13th November

      Dont miss out on this exclusive night only @ Karma

      First 100 people to send us a message get free entry :)

      (if you dont want these messages please remove us as a friend)

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    • Karma Nights
      Karma Nights

      KARMA NEWS!!!

      Dont forget to get on the guestlist for some great nights coming up!! On the guestlist you get free entry before 11:30!!!

      Coming up we have:

      Sat 23rd Oct - Chris Fountain (aka Justin Burton - Hollyoakes)
      Fri 30th Oct - Club Galaxy live at Karma
      Sat 31st Oct - Halloween fright night!
      Sat 28th Nov - Scott Maslen (Eastenders)

      Remember our drinks prices are the best weekend prices in Edinburgh!! Only �2 for a spirt and mixer �2.50 for bottles. We also have fishbowls and half yards for only �5!!

      Remember to get on the guestlist and also check out the pictures online via karmaguestlist.com

      Lots of love Karma!

      xxxx
      gjonjrdt

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    • Karma Nights
      Karma Nights

      KARMA UPDATE!!!

      Dont forget to get on the guestlist for some great nights coming up!! On the guestlist you get free entry before 11:30!!!

      Coming up we have:

      Sat 23rd Oct - Chris Fountain (aka Justin Burton - Hollyoakes)
      Fri 30th Oct - Club Galaxy live at Karma
      Sat 31st Oct - Halloween fright night!
      Sat 28th Nov - Scott Maslen (Eastenders)

      Remember our drinks prices are the best weekend prices in Edinburgh!! Only �2 for a spirt and mixer �2.50 for bottles. We also have fishbowls and half yards for only �5!!

      Remember to get on the guestlist and also check out the pictures online via karmaguestlist.com

      Lots of love Karma!

      x <3 x
      knmpnoqrvu

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    • Collette Smith
      Collette Smith

      lol. nope not yet but i will be topping up at some point 2day !!! u will be the first person i text :)
      x

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    • Collette Smith
      Collette Smith

      aw am sorry............a cani help it. i hate staying in :(

      aw got a driving lesson the day. and i think i might colour my hair it really needs done coz my extensions dont match anymore !!!!! its tragic.lol.
      apart from tht........nothing.
      wot u doing 2day?
      xxxxx

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    • Collette Smith
      Collette Smith

      aw did they makethink of me :)
      well think am just going 2 my mates after work n satrday. gonna watch x-factor and have cocktails. mayby go 2 the mayfair 4 a couple.
      a canni stay in.
      why r u working satrday nights ???????????
      xx

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    • Collette Smith
      Collette Smith

      aw just coz a cld ni get it :(
      were u off 2 cav ???? lol.
      am staying this weekend, dont know what 2 do with myself, my mates r away 2 tenreef 2moz :'(
      xx

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    • Collette Smith
      luv Collette Smith

      heya. av actually no credit 2 txt u lv.
      wat was tht picture msg u sent me last night????
      wot u up 2 this wkend?
      x

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    • Club Berlin
      Club Berlin

      Hey Howie this could be your lucky week!!

      We could have a cheque for upto £500 with your name on it...yes that’s right £500!!

      Join us for QUIDS IN every wednesday where we’ll be giving away upto £500 in our free prize draw :D

      It’s simple, entry is £1 and the full amount of door takings before midnight will given away on the night to one lucky winner!!

      This massive giveaway kicks off on the 23rd of September and we trust you’ll be as excited as we are!!

      Would you like to double your chances of winning?? Simply PM your full name and we’ll add you to our ‘Double Your Chance’ guestlist. As well as receiving double the chance of winning you will also be entitled to QJUMP before midnight!!

      With drinks from £1.50 all night long and the best tunes in town what’s not to like...come and see if it's your lucky Wednesday!!

      Good luck x

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    • Club Berlin
      Club Berlin

      Guestlist for Howie ???

      We have a huge weekend of clubbing ahead and we are delighted that we can offer you the chance to receive exclusive discounts to both our parties!!

      Fri 4th Sep - FUSE Residents Party

      Fuse have firmly established themselves as one of Edinburghs biggest club nights and last month saw the party produce as big an atmosphere as the venue has ever seen!!

      This month Fuse will showcase it's talent with a Residents party that's not to be missed!!

      Sat 5th Sep - FLAUNT 6th Birthday

      The nation's most glamorous club night, Flaunt, makes their long awaited return to the Capital's club scene after an extended break and they are back with a bang. They have many treats in store to celebrate their 6th Birthday including the announcement of their new sound that comes in the shape of The Studiopunks.

      This will be a night to remember.....

      Drop us a pm for guestlist, group bookings or further information.

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    • Heather M
      Heather M

      hello hello. How goes the last few days being a Yank? Give us a text when u get back - mwah X

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    • Stacey
      luv Stacey

      gdgd!! am doin great fanx!! when you cmin home 2 c me hahaha xxx

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    • Chris Matthews
      Chris Matthews

      awright pal de ken if u know me but hows florida

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    • Stacey
      luv Stacey

      hey u!! hwz it goin!! bet uv gt a great tan am so jealous haha! wb soon shagger! xxx

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    • Xxterry Rxx
      luv Xxterry Rxx

      Howdy!!!
      U meet up wi Matty then??

      xxxx

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    • Dc.
      luv Dc.

      Hey you when u home? Xxx

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    • J Mack
      J Mack

      i good thsnks im glad uv had good time call me wen u get home and wee will meet up 4 a rink

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