1. a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
2. a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection, as for a parent, child, or friend.
3. sexual passion or desire.
4. a person toward whom love is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.
5. (used in direct address as a term of endearment, affection, or the like): Would you like to see a movie, love?
6. a love affair; an intensely amorous incident; amour.
7. sexual intercourse; copulation.
8. (initial capital letter) a personification of sexual affection, as Eros or Cupid.
9. affectionate concern for the well-being of others: the love of one's neighbor.
10. strong predilection, enthusiasm, or liking for anything: her love of books.
11. the object or thing so liked: The theater was her great love.
12. the benevolent affection of God for His creatures, or the reverent affection due from them to God.
13. Chiefly Tennis. a score of zero; nothing.
14. a word formerly used in communications to represent the letter L.
–verb (used with object) 15. to have love or affection for: All her pupils love her.
16. to have a profoundly tender, passionate affection for (another person).
17. to have a strong liking for; take great pleasure in: to love music.
18. to need or require; benefit greatly from: Plants love sunlight.
19. to embrace and kiss (someone), as a lover.
20. to have sexual intercourse with.

1.Any man who takes a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers

2.Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella

3.It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstanses:
a)when a heroic dog dies to save its master
b)the moment Angelina Jolie starts unbottoning her blouse
c)after wrecking your bosses car
d)when your bitch is using her teeth

4.Unless he murdered someone in your family you must bail a freind out of jail within twelve hours

5.Acceptable excuse for not helping your friend move-your legs were severed in a freak threshing accident

6.If youve known a guy for more than 24 hours his sister is off-limits forever unless you actually marry her

7.The minimum amount of time you have to wait for a guy whos running late is 5 minutes. the max is 6 minutes. For a girl you have to wait 10 mins for enery point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

8.No man shall ever be required to ever buy a birthday present for another man(infact even remembering your friends birthday is strictly optional)

9.On a roadtrip the strongest bladder determines pitstops, not the weakest.

10.When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event you may always ask the score of the game but never whos playing

11.You may fart infront of a woman only after you have brought her to climax, if you trap her head her head under the covers for the pupose of flatulent entertainment she is officially your girlfriend

12.It is permissable to quaff a fruity chick drink only when your sunning on a tropical beach...and a topless supermodel delivers it...and its free

13.Only in the situation of moral and/or life peril may you kick another man in the nuts

14.Unless your in prison, never fight naked

15.Friends dont let friends wear speedos. Ever. Issue closed

16.If a mans zipper is down, thats his problem-you didnt see nothin

17.Women who claim to love sports must be treated as spies until they demonstrate adequite knowledge of the sport and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

18.If you compliment another man on his 6 pack you better be talking about his choice of beer

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