i dont know what to say,really...
3 months...to the biggest battle of our academic lives...all comes down to today...

Either, we think, as a team, or we're gonna crumble...line by line, digit by digit...till we're finished, we're in Cairns right now, gentlemen...believe me...
and...we can stay here, get the shit kicked out of us...or... we can fight our way back...into the light...we can climb outta hell...one adjustment at a time...

now, i can’t do it for you...im too old...
i look around, i see this young faces, and I think...
i mean, i've made every wrong choice a master of accounting can make
...I...eh...I pissed away all my time, believe it or not...
i chased off any lecturuer that could ever help me
...and lately,I cant even stand the face I see in the mirror

...you know, when you get old in life,things get taken from you
...well thats....thats part of life...but, you only learn that,when you start losing stuff
...you find out, life’s this game of inches...so is accounting...
because, in either game, life or accounting,
the margin for error is so small
, i mean, one half a decimal too high, or too low, and you don’t quite get it,
one half working too slow, too fast, you dont quite balance it,
the figures we need are everywhere around us
... they're in every line of the accounts, every minute, every second....

in this masters, we fight for that line
... in this masters, we tear ourselves and everyone else around us, to pieces for that line
...we claw with our fingernails for that line
...because we know,when we add up all those lines ,
thats gonna make the fucking difference, between winning and losing!
Between passing and failing!!

I'll tell you this: in any fight, its the guy who's willing to die,who's gonna get that to balance
...and I know, if im gonna have any life anymore
...Its because I'm still willing to fight and die for that balance
...because, that’s what accounting is!
The six inches in front of your face...!!

Now, i cant make you do it,
you gotta look at the nerd next to you,
look into his eyes!now,
i think you're gonna see a nerd, who will balance that question with you...
You're gonna see a nerd, who will sacrifice his life, for this masters,
because he knows, when it comes down to it, you're gonna do the same for him...
Thats the masters, gentlemen...
and, either we think,NOW, as a team,
or we will die...ALONE...
thats accounting, guys...
thats all it is...
now, what are you gonna do?

My Diary
T U E S D A Y
1/04/2008
THEME - Guilty as Charged
Hola Evereyone..
i said that cos well it has come to my attention that people/fans/friends (ref ..previous entry SUNDAY) are reading this from european countries such as Spain, Portugal..etc
so i promised the lads i'd give them a mention. Hey heyy Fernado and Chrissy!!!... Nice guys..
Fernado Torres plays with Liverpool.. and Chrissy Ronaldo plays with United. Nice guys oh and chirssy id like to say sorry i didnt txt back ermm i have no credit nor the time to listen to you anymore.
Anyways back to the point. I seen a midget today in supermacs. How do midgets get around like that. Like if u have an interview for a job and ur midget do u feel u are at a slight disadvantage.. please please if you are midget and u read this place let me know how your life "AS A MIDGET"..anyone...please..any midgets!! well anyone except alison kenny.. cant be doing with that...too small!!
Just want to point out i dont have an issue with midgets...dwarfs...or anyone little. Whats the difference between a dwarf and midgit!!! IF ANYONE KNOWS...
pleas email me at midgets@reego-aspect.com
Oh yeh back the reason for this entry and theme...
I was accused along with Ray of robbing Rachel and her friends of a shoulder of vodka..they said we robbed some other stuff... but like come on that is MENTAL!!
I ask ye this...one can ye actually prove it...
and secondly piss offf.... dnt need this. We had to leave the jews house .....cos we were been accused of things... it was pum thing to do...

AND IF JOHN REGAN CHOOSES TO ROB..LET IT BE

u know who said that... yeh!! John Lennon another Great john..hes dead now.. he was shot by a midgit!! I think so anyways i better look that up now before i offend anyone else...ermm once again i have went off ona tangent and totally missed my theme.. u dont like it...go suck a lemon.

I was thinking alot today cos well i was hungova... so i decided to write a poem on my days events.

REEGO - POEM
Hungova... i am...i am
from the jews house i ran.. i ran
Pum remains great..so great...so great..
To be famous..we cant wait..cant wait...
Hungova..i am....i am...


a slice of art... by John Regan!


Yours
M-E
S U N D A Y
30/03/2008
Theme - All The Jealous People
Hello Hello...
This is the second edit for Sundays entry. I and myself Ray felt the orignal sundays was only "Very Good!" and not the usual standard of greatness which we produce week in .. week out.. So to all my family, friends and fans. I apoligize.
A journalist once asked me
"John which would you rather have. More friends... or more fans?!!"
and at the time i ignored the jornalists question cos i was in a rush to get to a meeting but I will field that question right now.
To me..friends and fans arent that Mutually exclusive... u might say i have 6 billion friends..or 6 billion fans.. doesnt matter...both the same.. i will always have time for both.
BUT
If someone comes to me and says Oh john..i love all your work.. i am a great fan.. how do i be great ?
I tell them join pum....!
sorted!
But.. if someone says..*(which could be 1 in every five)*... and they say
Ohh but what is PUM? or Ohh PUM is stupid!
I just simply say...
Piss off!! piss off!! u weasel faced arse

they obviously are neither a fan or friend(s) if ye ask that./// I would like to apoligize to that former fan who asked that right now cos i was angry. You must understand.
Sorry Micky K..artist formely known as dj. micky k. sorry! (sighs) as i mean i mean like)

JOHN REGAN DOES NOT APOLIGIZE NOR DOES HE CONDONE DRUGS...AND LOVE IS A DRUG... DON'T BELIEVE IN IT MYSELF. welcome to my world of pum.

I have alot of issues with girls this week. Like Girls are girls and all that but why must girls always try be the greater gender aka .Male .eg ME... like i seen a girl with a hairy belly button once. It was well lousy...and sick.. a

Dear Diary...
Firstly id like to say u shall always annoy each and every person in the end... sometimeS deliberate..sometimes not

problem is people will always be jealous of my success...

if i was asked wud i rather be a popular guy that wasnt great or a great guy that wasnt popular... to me they both arnt mutually exlclusive... i am great guy that happens to be popular... yes u are jealous...

yours
Reeego!


MY DIARY
30 July 2007
Dear Diary
So i have decided my diary should only be from the month of july as i dnt wanna give away my secret to greatness.
Any complaints send to
555-I-DNT-CARE
or just fax the frank regan household cos yes we do have a multifunction fax/scanner/pumer

I had my 2nd debs with Taraymond... shes my modern Love.
And yes the stories are true.. we are getting married. Thus im already in dublin.. i moved ther from Lucan sometime post debs.
I hate my job... i am gonna wuit and i shall be the the chief executive for Pum-group. It's a good job.. good hours and i get to wear a suit. So this is the end of my pumtastic Diary. For all those who have read it.. thank u... i love ye all.. heres my top five moments of my July!!

Getting to know Colmcille people alot more thanks to Ray at Oxegen! ie.Dec r/micky k) 250 euro
The mels and Ballymahon grads. 400 euro.
PUM T-shirts 500 euro.
Being sir John Regan of sunshine..priceless

Yours forever
Reego!



MY DIARY
23 July 2007
Dear Diary
Debs round two here we pum...
Prison break is a metaphore for my life. PUM FACT!!

They were locked up in a prison/ I feel locked up in my house sometimes.(my family dont understand me)

It took them a while to finally break out but they did/It took me a while to move out n get a job but i did.

Today in prison break they stopped running/ Today I stoped running.

And i prison break michael's love is his weakness.. just like in mine. (sighs)

speaking of love and weakness i met the skelly family tree over the weekend. It was average if i'm being honest.

i HATE work... hmmm im thinking of not writing my diary anymore well cos im telling everyon else what im thinking n stuff...
like thats like giving the winning lotto numbers out every week. Soon everyone will be lotto winners and it will be no fun.. everyone will be the same and defeat the point of the lotto... thats the way i feel about me john regan.. if everyone knew my secret well they'd copy me or want to be with me and well i cant deal with that at the moment especially on a monday. This may be my last entry who knows.... only god i guess... oh no wait im god sorry...

Yours
John Regan




by THE RAZZZZZZZZZZOR

MY DIARY
20 July 2007
Dear Diary
Today was hell... my meteor phone wudnt work.
I was at my debs last night.. it was a special night for me and my fans.. we got to mingle.. all sit back and relax just like i could before i was famous. However the night seemed to be spoiled when some fans who hadn't got tickets "Gate Crashed" my mels debs. they were steve shane and sum other girl i didn't care for much.. niamh... shes a joke!!
but they were alright.. they didnt cause any harm to any property.. however ali did get caught robbing knifes n forks.. it was upsetting for me seeing her been dragged away screaming.. but i quickly got over that mishap and looked in the mirror and realised.. "wow... it is true.. i am mr sunshine"
NOTICE///
Concerning all photographs taking by onlookers/parents/loved ones and mels students and grad invites; any images taking of JOHN REGAN will be charged a pum fee of 14.99 euro per image and only 9.99 if over 50 images of JOHN REGAN
Those who fail to pay this very small and respectful fee will be at high risk of a greater fine of 1000 euro / prison.
Thanks for ur support.

My family invited two french broads into my castle this week.
when i think of french people.. i think of
One) Th