Chris: I'm quare cold!
Ray: I'm not...I'm smokin'!
Chris: ...Please, don't ever say that again.

Ray: *Punches Nicky*
Nicky: OW!
Ray: SHUT UP!

Nicholas: Steven, is'nt Ms. Hackett fine?
Steven: Yeah! Some say old, I say experienced!
Nicholas: I'd hit that!
Steven: With a shovel, in the face!

Steven: What are we gonna do for Celtic Enterprise?
Ray: Pancakes!
Steven: Fine, when Ms. Millar asks what we're doing, you can stand up and declare "Pancakes!"
Ray: Yes!
Steven: We won't make them, we won't buy them, we'll DO them!
Ray: And then she'll ask for a visual demonstration!
Steven: Using only her vagina!

Entire school: "Aaaaaah!" (During an "Aaaah!" moment)
Nicholas: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE!?"

Chris: Ray. Please.

Daniel: Liam! Where are your shoes!?
Liam: *looks down*

Ray: Well, if I had pearls, I'd be clutching them!

Ray: Change your display picture of me!
Ronan: No!
Ray: Please! People will think you're me!
Ronan: ...I'm changing it.

Orla: Gimme a hug.
Ray: *hugs*
Orla: Oh, you smell nice...
Ray: You sure know how to get into a guy's pants!

Ray: Pssh!
Ronan: What happened to "Ptch!"?
Ray: Pssh is easier on the tongue!
Chris: Your MA is easier on the tongue!

Ronan: Say something.
Ray: Bananas.
Ronan: You would, fatty!

Chris: You're not welcome here, Ray.
Ray: But you invited me!
Chris: You're as welcome as a heart attack...up the arse!

Ray: Mr. Casey was TOTALLY hitting on me!
Simon: Well, we all know about that Mr. Casey! He has his fingers in all the pies...literally!
Ray: That's why his hands smelled like apple!
Simon: That's not apple...
Ray: Dear GOD!
Simon: It's pear, I think...
Ray: Oh.

Ronan: Oh that poor girl...she has a fringe!

Ronan: Aww, did I hurt Way-Way's fweelings?
Ray: There's no "r" in feelings, retard!

Ray: Hey Dave!
Dave: Does anyone else hear a buzzing?

Ray: Orla, Ronan keeps calling me fatty!
Orla: Ronan, how can you do that!?
Ronan: I'll give you a euro if you call him fatty!
Orla: Fatty!

Ray: *eats ice-cream, ending up with white stuff around mouth*
Ronan: Ray had that white cream around his mouth before he got that ice-cream....

Steven: I'll save you! Save you DIE!

Ronan: Lots of good things have come out of Canada, like maple syrup, billy talent and........... the french?

Chris: Hey, maybe one of the polar bears wants it! Polar bear! Poly Woly!
Steven: You have to make polar bear noises!
Chris: CAW! CAW! I'm a polar bear!

Ray: Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Nicholas: You did that a little too well....

Nicholas: WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!? (shouted at random person)

Nicholas: Why do you do things you know will hurt me?

Steven: *cough cough* (he coughed alot)
Chris: God, why don't you go play in a hospital?

Ray: Hi Charlie!!
Charlie: *dirty look*
Ray: Jeez!
Charlie: Cheese! *points at sandwich*

(middle of media class, everyone talking)
Ray: *presses button on nicholas's watch*
Talking watch: It is 2:47 p.m.
Class: *silence, stares at Ray and Nicholas*
Nicholas: You have GOT to grow up Ray!

Gary: Hey, what's the differnce between a Lambourgini and dead babies?
Nicky: You don't have sex with Lambourgini's, Gary!

Gary: What could we improve in Technology?
Ronan: Clock.
Gary: COCK!?
Entire class: *silence*

Ray: FINGERS!!!
Corrina: You love that song, don't you? It's true to your life!
Ray: Yes, it is. My lovers can't satisfy me so I have to feel my vagina afterwards!
Everyone: ...
Ray: I took the joke too far again, did'nt I?
Ronan: Lil' bit.

Chris & Steven : Yellow walls!?!?

Ray: *gasps* Oh no!
Nicky: What was that for?
Ray: Oh, nothing...
Dave: He just realised he's not kool!

Ray: I had my period today
Ronan: I guess we can rule out pregnany then, as an excuse for your gargantuan size!

Ray: Alan, where were you!?
Alan: I was on my phone and plane.
Ray: I'm not good enough for you?
Alan: Nope.
Ronan: Quality

Chloe don't know better Chloe just like me, only beautiful
A couple of years of difference
But those lessons never learned
Chloe danced the tables in the french quarter
Always been given so I can't always make her laugh
But I'm proud to say
And I won't forget
Time spent laying by her side
Time spent laying by her side
And dreams like this must die

You ever heard the story of Mr. Faded Glory?
Say he who rides a pony must someday fall
I been talkin' to my alter
Life is what you make it
And if you make it death well then rest your soul away
Away away yeah child
It's a broken kind of feeling
She'd have to tie me to the ceiling
A bad moon's a comin' better say your prayers
I wanna tell her that I love her
But does it really matter?
I just can't stand to see you dragging down
Again

So I'm singing
This is my kinda love It's the kind that moves on
It's unkind and leaves me alone
Yes it does

I uses to treat you like a lady
Now you're a substitute teacher
This bottle's not a pretty, not a pretty sight
I owe the man some money so I'm turnin over honey
You see Mr. Faded Glory is once again doin' time

This is my kinda love
It's the kind that moves on
It's unkind and leaves me alone
Yes it does
Like a crown of thorns it's all who you know
So don't burn your bridges woman cause someday, yeah

Kick it!

Baby i said com' on, com' on, com' on, com' on yeah I said baby
don't burn your bridges woman

In the morning I am a recluse, lost in memories
Ideal situations and convulsions
I'm never in and I can't remember
They built portholes for Bono, so he could gaze
Out across the bay and sing about mountains
Maybe. You are what you own in this land
You can be King and it all depends on the view and what you can see
And around here nobody tells me what to do anymore

We don't need nobody else
We don't need nobody else
We don't need nobody else
We don't need nobody else

Why say words that I do not mean
They only serve to amuse, ridicule and destroy,
Hardly ever to teach
I hit you for the first time today
I didn't mean it
It just happened
You wouldn't let me go to the phone,
You wanted to make love and I did not
Now I know the distance between us
Christ we weren't even fighting, I was just annoyed
Silence and you started to cry, that really hurt
You said, yeah and you thought you knew me

We don't need nobody else
We don't need nobody else
Just you and me
Just you and me

Consider this as the wine takes hold
And sinks into your veins
I try to force it but it's not there
Love gives you comfort
And comfort makes you dim
She's in the kitchen
Putting beads in her hair

It all came out tonight
The queen of drugs broke down and cried
'Cause she'd been shagging her best friends guy
She knew the form, she knew the lie
She wasn't shy and she refused to try
That's why I'm gazing out of portholes
And I'm wondering why

We don't need nobody else
We don't need nobody else
Just you and me