1. Pound Coins are like gold.

2. Two meals a day is standard.

3. Spontaneous nights out become every night.

4. Checking for post was never an ego booster/breaker before.

5. You will begin to nap again.

6. Your bookstore bill will almost equal tuition.

7. Squirt guns = stress relief.

8. E-mail becomes your second language.

9. University students throw paper airplanes too.

10. You never realized so many people were smarter than you.

11. Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you'd never know, but you can recite last weeks rerun of Coronation Street.

12. You will never rent more movies in your life.

13. No one is too old for video games.

14. The health service nurses are there because they couldnt make it in a real hospital. Never, ever forget that!

15. Campus is only clean for open days.

16. It never sucked so much to get sick.

17. Nothing you want to register for will be open.

18. Not all your food in the dining hall will be edible.

19. Lectures: the later the better, (but you will still nap through them)

20. You are no longer thankful that fire alarms are here to protect you.

21. Disney movies are more than just classics.

22. Asleep by 2:30 AM is an early night.

23. Cereal makes a meal any time of the day.

24. New additions to food groups: Pizza.

25. Cash Machines are the devils advocate.

26. Duct tape heals all wounds.

27. Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them even more.

28. Showers become less important, sleep becomes more important.

29. You will eat anywhere that is a buffet.

30. You realize university is the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes.

31. Procrastination is an art form.

32. Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires.

33. The only time to dress up is when all your jeans are dirty.

34. Youll eat anything if its free.

35. A cancelled lecture is almost better than christmas.

Show Us Your Fuscle!!/Fridge/frisbee/balls

Gin And Beer

We Like You Naked

Not Out Of The Carton

Will You Juggle my Balls?

Crazy

Keep Up

Calm Down

Lets Get Mingin

Lets Get Rodneyed

Idiot!

Thing they do...
1. Eat frozen carrots cause it's "good"
2. Dilute fresh orange juice :S
3. Try to prove to parents they can cook when they CLEARLY cant!!
4. Think that half 2 comes before 2.
5. Tell you the time when you havent asked.
6. Steal shoes.
7. Lock keys in their room several times in a row!!
8. Perve on people in flats opposite.
9. Stair in naked mens windows.
10. Down drinks at an unnaturally fast rate.. pouring alot down themselves.
11. Getting wasted, showering, not putting PJ's on falling over flashing every1!
12. Falling for several emo guys and telling them that they like Rihanna
13. Make rude signs repeatedly.
14. Get lost finding the janitors in woolmanhill
15. Cant remember what Macaroni is
16. Explaind the most basic facts of life to you in detail as if it was a big deal.
17. Lie to us about their REAL name!