Watz d differance between a snowman and a snowwoman?



SNOWBALLZZ!!!

cheap and cheerful

what do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eyedeer

what do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
Still no EYEDEER

what do you call a man with a spade?
Dug.

what do you call a man with no spade?
Dugless

big black prostitute chelsea fan got a tattoo of john terry and frank lampard on the inside of her thighs. she says to a punter 'if you can guess who they are you get a free shag'. he looks left and right and says 'dunno who those ugly bastards are but the 1 in the middle with the fat lips and afro hair is shaun whright-phillips !!

wot do u do if your dishwasher stops workin?

punch her in the face! haha

a woman is having a bath. there is a knock at the door,
he shouts up, 'its the blind man'
so she thinks thats alrite, he is blind so it doesnt matter.
she goes downstairs and answers the door.
he says 'nice tits love, where should i put the blinds?'

what is the most unrealistic thing about harry potter?

a ginger wityh 2 friends haha

whats da difference between a black man...and a bench?
a bench can support a whole family. ooo.... (jokes)

bewaer

38 DD breasts covered in warm belgium chocolate erect nipples peirced with gold nipple rings and topped with whipped devonshire cream, clean shaven minge framed by an open crotched leather thong with moist salty clitorus smothered in blackberry sorbet. this is not jus porn this is M & S porn!



that 8 year old boy who weighs 14 stone was asked on tv earlier todaywhat his favourite musical instrument was and he said the dinner bell !



two blockes in a bar. ones says to the other. " so when was the last time you had sex?" the other replies " 1957 ! "BLOODYHELL ! how did you go soo long without it ?" he asks in amazment " Fuk off !" hes says " its only five past eight now !".

a terrorist walks into a shop, he says to his feloow terrorist. does my BOMB look big in this?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
cuz Jon took his top off. lol. haha dat 1 is unbeatable.

Q 2 blondz were driven 2 da airport a sign came up dat said "AIRPORT LEFT" A so day went home ha ha

A girl says to her mum wot are those big things in your jumpa, the mum replies 'boobies, ull get them wen ur older.' the girl then goes to her dad wot is that big thing in ur trousers he replies' its a cock and ull b gettin that wen ur mummy leaves for work' haha my jokes r so much better then urs ben.

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE A BLACK PERSON DROWNING?

TAKE YOUR FOOT OFF THEIR HEAD.

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE YOUR TELE FLOATING IN THE DARK?

SHOUT, HEY NIGGER PUT IT DOWN!!!