Re-post this with "I do stupid things __% of the time" as the title after you take it. HAVE FUN!!!!

1. [] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [✔] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [✔] Broken a chair by leaning back in it. IN MR DAVORENS CLASS HAHA!
4. [✔] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [✔] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [✔] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head unfortunately
7. [✔] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush *sigh*
8. [✔] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [✔] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10.[✔] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Total so far: 9

11. [] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [✔] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [✔] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [✔] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [] Have had the juice from an orange squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [✔] Have had your drink come out your mouth because you were laughing so hard
19. [✔] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. []Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Total so far: 14

21. [✔] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [✔] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [✔] Have run into a closed door
25. [✔] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [✔] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [✔] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [✔] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [✔] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [✔] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Total so far: 24

31. [✔] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it ...and dog shite
32. [] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [✔] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [✔] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property Come on, who hasn't been kicked out of the Bridge Centre?
35. [✔] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot. EVERY FREAKIN' DAY!
36. [✔] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. [✔] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [✔] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [✔] Walked into a pole
40. [] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Total so far: 31

41. [✔] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. [✔] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [✔] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [✔]Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [✔] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do.
46. [✔] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [✔] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [✔] Have poked yoursel

SUPIDITY

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Conor downloads 30 iPod touch applications, really hhappy with himself that he's getting so much free stuff...

...until he realises he doesn't have an iPod touch

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Conor is annoyed at me not getting something and bangs his head off the desk...

...a few seconds later...

"OWWWWWW!!!!"

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CONOR'S MATH THEOREMS

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[In Math Class]
"I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing... and what do you do when you don' know what to do? Draw Circles!" *takes out compass*

When in doubt, draw circles

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[In Math Class]
"I did this much of the sum, but I dunno what to do after that... I'll just divide what I have by some random numbers a few times"

When in serious doubt, divide randomly

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FUNNY

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[Pointing at My Black Pen]
"I bet the stuff in the pen is NiggerJuice"

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[I offer Conor Some Croissant]
Me: Do you want some croissant?
Conor: No I'm grand
Me: It's still warm, I just got it in Dolans
Conor: Ah fuck it, OK give me some...
[I give Conor some,and put the rest in my bag]
Me: Miss! Conor's eating a croissant!

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Conor: Do have a rubber?
Me: An eraser, it's called an eraser
Conor: Do you have an eraser?
Me: ...No.
Conor: *sigh* I'm not doing any maths ever again.

Walk around the block, see what your neighbours have to say.