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Hannah Elizabeth

Haven't been on this (bebo) forever!!!

6/21/11 | me too! | Reply

Hannah Elizabeth
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  • Female, Luv 428
  • from United States
  • I am Single
  • Last active: Mar 29
  • www.bebo.com/HannahK8249

About Me

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Would you enjoy a Spot Of Dick?
Me, Myself, and I
Not a doctor.

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    • With Legs Like That

      1. Put your iTunes/music player on Shuffle
      2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
      3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT

      IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?
      Fat Lip-Sum 41

      WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
      Bittersweet-Bret Michaels
      haha

      WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
      Sugar Lumps-Flight of the Conchords
      haha oh my gosh haha

      HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
      Hot 'N' Cold-Katy Perry

      WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
      Last Night-Keyshia Kole

      WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
      I'm On A Boat-The Lonely Island
      haha good song right ther !

      WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
      My Own Worst Enemy-Lit

      WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
      Because I Got High-Afroman
      haha

      WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
      I Will Possess Your Heart-Death Cab For Cutie
      umm...

      WHAT IS 2+2?
      Johnny are you queer-Josi Cotton
      hahaha

      WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PRSON YOU LIKE?
      Everything I Ask For-The Maine
      awe !.. true that !

      WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
      It's All I Can Do- The Cars

      WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
      Pretty Fly- The Offspring
      been there done that !

      WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
      Cookie Jar- The Gym Class Heros

      WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
      Makes Me Wonder-Maroon 5

      WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
      Brick-Ben Folds Five

      WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
      All My Friends Say-Luke Bryan

      WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
      Carona and Lime- Shwayze

      WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
      I Wear My Sunglasses At Night- Corey Hart
      i really do that too !

      WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
      Mama's Boy- Chromeo
      haha

      WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
      With Legs LIke that- Zebrahead

      0 Comments 218 weeks

    • Funny Moments III

      Me: ya it said "im reading talk if you want"
      Tyler: might as well say "im gay.. talk if you want"
      ~♥~♥~
      (Sitting at a ball game)
      Me: hey Curtits !
      Curtis: hey kock!!
      Hannah jo: im hannah hoe !!
      ~♥~♥~
      (In the car, Haley leaning her head on my shoulder)
      Me: what the hec are you doing ?
      Haley: in my world, we are always turning !
      ~♥~♥~
      (talking bout flip-flops.. i misunderstood)
      Aunt Cathy: ya i bought some thongs
      Me: what !!
      Cathy: oh ya i wear them all the time !
      Me: are u serious !!
      Cathy: oh ya
      ~♥~♥~
      Nick: i think Brent should be rated RRR for Really Really Retarded
      Brent: i think NIck should be rated RRR for Really Retarded
      Me: whats the other R for
      Brent: Really not sexy !
      ~♥~♥~
      (talking bout a pic. haley drew and i colored on with a yellow marker)
      Haley: who the fuck pissed on my picasso
      Me: sorry i had an accident .. its not my fault my mom cant afford pull-ups !!
      ~♥~♥~
      (playing WarBall)
      Me: BOOM ur out .. put that in ur pipe and smoke it
      Jenna: ya put those mentos in your coke and watch it explode !!
      ~♥~♥~
      Mr. Scism: how many times does 5 go into 100?
      Me: a couple of times
      ~♥~♥~
      Mr. Scism: how do u split 27 eggs ?
      tyler: okay so its like 13 eggs then u just cut the other egg in half !!
      Mr. Scism: umm.. no u cant do that
      ~♥~♥~
      (writing stories in English)
      Tyler: this is hard
      Me: NUH UH!! .. its easy like a $10 hooker !!
      ~♥~♥~
      (Dylan and Brendon talking like old people)
      Dylan: I'm gonna go take a nap
      Brendon: i hope you dont die !
      ~♥~♥~
      (Me making a death wish)
      Me: BLAKE !! i hope you die of old age peacefully in ur sleep !!
      Blake: awe .. hannah thank you !
      ~♥~♥~
      Me: jeff, i was gonna get u a cuzzi cup but it probably smelled like beer and piss
      Jeff: (gives me this what the hec expression)
      Me: what its a good combination !!
      Jeff: oh my god .. i am related to you !!

      0 Comments 239 weeks

    • Funny Moments II


      Me: I wonder who invented peanutbutter
      Jeff: JIF duh hannah !!
      ~♥~♥~
      Me: This is B.S.
      Hannah Jo : hey there is no such need for abbreveational language !!
      ~♥~♥~
      (Random Guy at KU Band day): TODD REESING HAVE MY BABY !!
      ~♥~♥~
      Jenna: reese's pieces, bubble gum, i love u so gimme some.
      a peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss ain't a kiss unless theres tongue.
      jump and hit and wack and smack, come on boy, i like that!!!!
      ~♥~♥~
      Me: Shes was being a bitch
      Jeff: i woulda shoved a taco up her ass !!
      ~♥~♥~
      Jeff: i can eat peanutbutter with no hands
      Jordon: peanutbutter nose ... peanutbutter chin .. i love peanutbutter look at my grin
      Jeff : i love peanutbutter from my head to my toes ..its even on my nose !!
      ~♥~♥~
      Curtis : ya i suck at band so i quit
      Me: curtis everyone knows u cant suck at band .... you have to BLOW !!
      ~♥~♥~
      Me: hang on .. i need to blot
      Meghan: screw blotting i need to wipe !!
      ~♥~♥~
      ((standing at the top of the high dive))
      Me: i dont wanna go off the high dive !!
      Blake: just jump damn it
      Bryce: hannah if you drown ill laugh
      Tyler: its scary .. ull shit ur pants and it will be icky
      Me: i dont wanna jump... somebody better save me
      Blake : we'll draw straws .. whos gonna save her ass?
      Me: you guys its not funny !!
      Tyler Blake and Bryce : uh .. yes it is
      ~♥~♥~
      Tyler: and this is my cows hair brush
      Hannah jo: its a curry comb
      Me: ya
      Tyler: i was using small words for the others like erica
      Erica: huh ?/ .. what is that used for ?
      ~♥~♥~
      (michelle hits my butt.. accidentally of course)
      Me : ohh michelle hit my butt
      Me: i like u too michelle
      Hannah jo : hannah ? r u okay
      Me: ur just jealous cuz i dont like you
      Hannah jo: im perfectly fine with that
      Me : me i dont date white trash like yourself
      Hannah jo: ohh its on
      ~♥~♥~
      ( eating frozen grapes at lunch one day)
      Jason: ooo wow... these grapes r cold
      Me: realllyy !!!... thats why they are called frozen grapes
      Jason: ohh i thought that was the name brand
      ~♥~♥~
      Hannah jo : hey lets rhyme.. dog.. frog.. your turn
      Me : this is a drag and ur being a fag
      Me : your turn
      Hannah Jo: ohh good one.. umm hairy potter likes to teeter-totter
      Me: this is lame and i am ashamed
      Hannah Jo: THAT DONT RHYME
      ~♥~♥~
      (serving with Blake and Tyler)
      Me: y do they even put hoods on these things ? .. i look like a Ku Klux Klan person
      Blake: yupp .. the good ole CCC
      Tyler: KKK blake .. KKK

      9 Comments 261 weeks

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    • Alex
      luv Alex

      good haha did u no we might combine schools next year? It will be so much fun but I'm worried about making cheerleading!!! How's ur summer?

      8/20/09
    • Alex
      luv Alex

      hey hannah hows it goin? its been a while sol hows th esummer...???? well i gtg so lam... lylas <3

      8/1/09
    • Brendon B
      Brendon B

      NSync wtf?...

      6/7/09
    • Shane Torrey
      luv Shane Torrey

      Haaa omg lmfao

      2/16/09 via Mobile
    • Shane Torrey
      Shane Torrey

      Hahaha I no..I am one haha

      2/16/09 via Mobile
    • Karlaa
      luv Karlaa

      OMFG! IM INVITED AHHH! THIS IS THE HAPPYEST MOMENT IN MY LIFE! ITS EVEN HAPPYER THAN THE MOMENT I GOT 2 PACKAGES OF SOUR SKITTLES! YEAA BITCHES! HAHAHAH,.. just ta let ya know.. its gunna be a wild night with me..and my bizzitch meghan. haha megs said shes drinking her sorrows away.

      2/6/09
    • Karlaa
      Karlaa

      hey you. no not you. yea you. NO NOT YOU. hey yea hows it goin?

      2/6/09
    • Meghan Showman
      luv Meghan Showman

      I think thAt we need. To do umthin before tHat.btw I'm on a hackin iphone!!!!!! I reallllllllly want a snail named Brittany and another one named cletus!!!!!

      1/19/09 via Mobile
    • Meghan Showman
      luv Meghan Showman

      my life is lackin the crack a lackin! (quote by hannah koch) getting dumped is not my idea of a fun time. anywho............................  ..................................  ...................remember that one time..there was a bad stomr...and the weatherman was going psycho he was like HOLY FUCKING SHIT EVERYONE TAKE COVER THIS BITCH IS HUGE WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE. good times oh and i read the second twilight book! have u ever wanted to pull someones shirt over their head and toss them down a flight of stairs? do u think animal crackers coem to life when were not eating them? later hater! CYA FEB. 7TH MWAHAHHA MAYBE BEFORE THAT

      1/18/09
    • Karlaa
      luv Karlaa

      HANNAH KOCH! I CANT WAIT TILL JENNA'S PARTAYYYY! WOOT WOOT! ITS GOING TO BE FUNNER THAN SHIT! hahahaha.. WHATS THIS ABOUT U HAVIN A PARTY?> !@!$#^%*&^ Im there. Peace out home fish.

      1/14/09
    • Karlaa
      luv Karlaa

      ......hannah.. mwahahaha.. come. come to the dark side. we have cookies..:D

      1/8/09
    • Karlaa
      luv Karlaa

      HAHHAHAHAHAHHA U HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW! SO DOO WEE..BUTT..HAHAHHAA ITS GUNNA SUCK WAKING UP AT 6:00 FOR UUUUUU CAUSE TODAY U PROLLEY SLEPT IN! thismorning was a bitch getting up! lol

      1/6/09