whats your name-
how old are you-
would you ever kiss me-
would you hug me-
would you love me-
would you french kiss me-
did you ever love me-
di you ever date me-
did you ever fall in love with me-

When and how did we meet?

How have I affected you?

What do you think of me?

What's the fondest memory you have of me?

How long do you think we will be friends?

Do you love me?

Do you have a crush on me?

Physically, what stands out?

Emotionally, what stands out?

On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?

Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it:

Am I loveable?

How long have you known me?

Describe me in one word:

What was your first impression of me?

Do you still think that way about me now?

If you could give me anything what would it be?

How well do you know me?

When's the last time you saw me?

Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?

Do you miss me?

Who wants to taste my general tso? You want to taste my general tso?
I'm-a give it to you now
Who like my chopstick
hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. Yellow
If you wanna see me, eat Jell-O
I never seen nothin' like you before
I can kick you higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi
Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang?
Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA?
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life
You will fall, down and break a leg
Everybody wanna see me break an egg? Well I don't
but I like fried rice and I got lice
Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice
that ain't nice Four for the cookie I only charge you twice.
Delivery is free but not for me I only charge a dolla fifty,
fifty five. Wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you in the leg. HAI YA!
War when I hit you with the shit do a split
Take a shit have to go eat my dick kung-fu
Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah
Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the fuck away
Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe
Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits
WAAAAAAAAI-YAH!
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch
Everything cost a little bit
So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie
I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong
I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long
And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong
I can get you and tackle you take you never see me
When I get you and make you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me
God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city
Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin
God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye
And if you wanna come on in
You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI YA
Can't be tamed
I got shit to control your brain and it's called
Egg Foo Yung, and Lo Main
So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH!
No wok tow ung di day
HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?
huhhhuhu huh