How many emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they'd rather sit in the dark and cry about it.

*How many emo kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them

*What's better than 50 emo kids nailed to a tree?
One emo kid nailed to fifty trees.

*how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3,One to replace it, & two to write a poem about how they miss the old one

*did you hear about that new emo pizza??? It cuts itself!

*If a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and hit the ground at the same time, who dies first?

The blonde, she drowns in the emo kid's tears.

*What's the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry.

*What do you call an emo kid outside the mall?
Anything he'll cry no matter what you do.

*What's emo's favourite film?
Suicider-Man 2

*How do you get an emo down from a tree?
cut the rope!!


*Why are emo's like slinkies?
There's no real use for them and every1 loves watching them fall down the stairs


*if ur in a room full of emos and the floor gets dirty, how do you clean it?
Pick an emo and wipe away!

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