Condoms Condoms.....
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tagline............

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork.
Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsburg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
Mars condoms - pleasure you can't measure
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperoni condoms - its a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!!

1. Full Name: Elizabeth Burnard
2. Nicknames: Beth
3. Birthday: 18/01/1989
4. Place of Birth: Plymouth
5. Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
6. Male or female: Female
7. Year: 13
8. School: Camelford 6th Form
9. Occupation: Student
11. MSN Screen Name: Beth-----The Mini Mob
__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour: strawberry blondish
13. Hair Length: mid lengthish
14. Eye colour: blue
16. Height: 5ft4
17. Braces? nope
18. Glasses? nope
19. Piercings: yep
20. Tattoos: yep
21. Righty or Lefty: righty
___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Sian at Camelford Primary
23. First Award: cant remembr
24. First Sport You Joined: Netball
25. First pet: pig but we used to own a farm
26. First Real Vacation: spain
27. First Concert: err spice girls
28. First Love: Sean

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: The original Italian Job
30. TV program: Hollyoaks
31. Colour: green/red
32. Rapper: not keen on rappers but probs eminem
33. Band: dont really have a fave anymore
34. Song Right Now: Just Jack-Stars in their eyes
35. Friend: I have an ace group of friends in 6th form and lisanne
36. Sweet: duno
37. Sport to Play: only do horse riding now
38. Restaurant: dont have a fave but i like subway
39. Favourite brand: dont have one
40. Store: any
41. School Subject: Psychology
42. Animal: horse
43. Book: Da vinci code
44. Magazine: Mini World
45. Shoes: etnies, converse or cat boots

___Currently___

46. Feeling: tired
47. Single or Taken? taken
49. Eating: nothin
50. Drinking: nothin
51. Typing: yes
52. Online? obviously
53. Listening To: nothing
54. Thinking About: answers to this
55. Wanting To: go wadebridge
56. Watching: the comp screen
57. Wearing: clothes

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? yep
59. Want to be married? yep
60. Careers in Mind: police
61. Where do you want to live: sumwhere nice
62. Car: of course its Betty the Mini

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: blonde, brown
64. Hair length: short
65. Eye colour: dont mind
67. Cute or Sexy: both
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: both
70. Short or Tall: tall
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
73. Fatty or Skinny: in between, not 2 big or 2 thin
74. Sensitive or Loud: bit of both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: both

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: nope
79. Had Alcohol: yer
80. Smoked: yeh burt don't
81. Ran Away From Home: nope
82. Broken a bone: nope
83. Got an X-ray: yeh
84. Been with someone: yep
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: don't think so
86. Broke Up With Someone: yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: yer

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: nope
90. Miracles: sometimes
91. Love At first site? kinda
93. Aliens: nope
94. Soul Mates: yer
97. Angels: duno really
98. Kissing on The First Date: yer
99. Horoscopes: occasionaly

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? nope cos i'm with him!!