If you married the last person who text you, what would your surname be? Cormac Minnock


Who was the last person you were under a blanket with? Me Fone


Has anybody ever told you that you have pretty eyes? Who told you? Yeahh


Do you like to cuddle? Yeah


Name something great that happened today? Shauna Rang Me


How many different people of the opposite sex have you really cried over? None


Who was the last person's voice you heard? The One And Only Shauna Minnock


Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor? Noo


Do you like your life as of now? i Do


Who's car were you last in? Me Mammyz


Did you kiss or hug anyone today? No


What color is your hair? Blonde


You happy? i Am Cuz Im Talkn 2 Miss Shauna Minnock


Who is your number one right now? Aww Shauna Minnock


How did you wake up this morning? By Openin My Eyes


How many letters are in your last name? 6


What are you excited about? Seein Shauna On Monday


Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? NO!


Was the first person you talked to today male or female? Female


Are you a morning person or a night? Night


What's something you really want right now? Chocolate


Have you ever fallen for your ex's best friend? No


Besides your mouth,where is your favorite spot to get kissed? Dunno


Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex? Yeepp Shee Still Is


Do you want someone dead? Yup Shauna Minnock Nopee Noh Reli


Is someone on your mind right now? Yup


Who has your heart? Cormac Noonan


Who was the last person to text you? Shauna Minnock


Do you believe in love? i Do


Do you miss anyone? Shauna Minnock


Did you like anyone last summer? Yep


Is there anyone you want to fight? Yup Shauna Minnock


Did you talk to anyone this past winter? Wtf Yeah


What's the closest red object to you? A Light House


Do you live near your best friend? Nope


Have you ever had a surprise birthday party? Nope


Do you get along with dudes or chicks better ? Both

Put:
Y= yes
N = no
M= maybe
WOULD YOU?
[_] go out with me?
[_] give me your number?
[_] kiss me?
[_] watch a movie with me
[_] be my gf?
[_] Dance with me?
[_] Spank that arse?
[_] Say yes if i asked you out?
[_] Get wasted with me?
[_] Hang out with me?
[_] Bring me around your friends?
D0 Y0U.
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
AM i...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] great to be with?
HAVE Y0U EVER
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] wanted my number?

A Rangers supporting family were out shopping and ended up in a sports shop. Little Joey suddenly puts on a Celtic shirt and says to his sister 'Look, I'm a Celtic fan!' His sister slaps him across the face And orders him to show their mum He wanders over to his mum and says Ma look, 'I'm a Celtic fan' His mother also slaps him across the face And orders him to show his dad He finds his dad and say's 'Da', da', I'm a Celtic fan' His dad looks at him and them he Also slaps him across the face On their way home in the car The family turn to him and say 'Well we hope you've learned something today' To which little Joey replies 'Yeah, I've only been a Celtic fan for twenty minutes and I already hate you Rangers bastards