The Letter A
Are you available?bitches aint shit.
What is your age? uhh....old enough?
What annoys you? six words.....internet explorer cannot display this page.....

The Letter B
Do you live in a big house?its more of a mansion really.
When is your birthday? the golden month of august.jeez,i almost spelled month m.o.n.t.h.e.....tard.
Who is your best friend?bebo,its my like,life.

The Letter C
What's your favorite candy? gotsta be fruit gums,or terrys chocolate orange,ohhhs yeah,does that count?it really should like.
Who's your crush? kinda have a weird thing for Peter Ingle.He knows whats up.puts my little house on the prarie vibe into perspective.
When was the last time you cried? kinda anytime im reeeeal excited or happy,or when loadsa people applaud something real worthwhile,or when i havta do shitty things in work that will just mess things up more for people who dont need any more hassle like,and well,i always used to cry back in the day when i didn't get my own way like,but aside from that im todally dead inside.

The Letter D
Do you daydream? and i nightdream.
What's your favorite kind of dog? awwwh,susie,before she got dead like.
What day of the week is it?uhh tuesday

The Letter E
How do you like your eggs? ohhs yeah,super burned,there eggsquisit that way...hahaha
Have you ever been in the emergency room?i got born there man.
What's the easiest thing ever to do?PATRICK MURPHY.....man that was a sweet burn.

The Letter F
Have you ever flown in a plane? how else do you fly?
Do you use fly swatters?lah dee dah,fly swatters...
Have you ever used a foghorn?everyday like.

The Letter G
Do you chew gum? nah,i swallow it........thats what she said...hahahahah
Are you a giver or a taker?generally both,sept if its food,in which case im a taker,aoife does not share food.
Do you like gummy candies?not too picky really,as long as their not coffee flavoured,man,that would be weird.and gross.

The Letter H
How are you? what is this? vodaphone?
What color is your hair?like todally blonde o.m.g.
What do you hate?when ro hitler-ifies the radio and won't lemee listen to it going asleep,or that time i woke up and in my sleep/kinda a bit awake state said sacre bleu,it was just weird.i clearly studied french.oh and when you go to listen to a cd,and its not in the case,awwh man,that sucks,especially when ro laughs at me for my autistic cd maintanance,just fighting the good fight.

The Letter I
What's your favorite ice cream?this is tough,feeling a lil torn right now,spose sometimes chocolate,sometimes mint,but neffffer vanilla....gick gick gick.does neapolitan count?thats chill too.
Have you ever ice skated? yes,it was super awesome thank you.
Do you play an instrument?yup,many,and amazingly.

The Letter J
What's your favorite jelly bean brand?i dunno actually,uhh schivers,is that one?or uhh k.y.hahaha.oh,its jelly BEAN brand,oh i geddit,its gotsta be bassetts.with all the powdery yumess on em.sweeet.
Do you wear jewelry?uh huh.

The Letter K
Who do you want to kill?my bitches rocks that shizz foh me,dl style boo yeah.
Do you want kids?who knows?ehh clearly not me like.
Do you like Kit- Kats?who doesn't,specially when you eat the ends off first and then eat em layer by layer.its like a rainbow in my heart just thinking about it.humunah.i kinda miss kitkat orange,member them?

The Letter L
Are you laid back?im sitting up,like?
Do you lie?uhh yeah,but sure only if its kinda necessary like.

The Letter M
Whats your favorite movie?zoolander,and thats saying something cause i dont do movies.but now i gots a new favourite,stepbrothers,but i gotsta wear it in a bit,give the time test like,till im definite.its got potential though.
Do you watch Disney movies?how old are you?uhh 12?
Do you like mangos?yeah,i dont know what they look like,but i like most mango flavoured packets of shizz like.

The Letter N
Do you have a nickname?yup.kinda a few actually,depending on who im talking to

TARDCORE
Noun: Someone who seems completely ignorant or idiotic in method, speech, or action, but is surprisingly capable of amazing feats.

The Scotsman from Gendy Tartakovsky's Samurai Jack is Tardcore



2. Tardcore 4
Something that is trying to be hardcore, but it ends up being overused and just ends up looking completely retarded.Abbreviations:
tXc
t/c


1. tYpInG lIkE tHiS iS tArDcOrE
2. Gamertags like "Blaze" and "razor" and "Demon Killer of Twilight 666" and other things like that are tardcore.
3. T-shirts with flaming skulls or tribal designs on them are tardcore, as are tattoos that have a tribal design or a skull.
4. Cars with flame decals are tardcore.
5. People who say "tubular" are tardcore.

All perople who say things like "rad" or "tight" or "righteous" are automatically awesome. And if you disagree, then you are tardcore.A person who is oblivious to the fact that they are geeky, nerdy, weenish, fucktardy or dweeby, one who believes themselves "holier than thou", awesome, powerful, but is in reality mediocre at best in every standing of the typical human cluster. In other words, a literal egotistical idiot.


"Woman 1:That guy in customer service is an asshole. He can't tie his shoes but he thinks he knows about proper business management.

Woman 2: No, he's just tardcore."

"Fuckers who act like they know everything about anything, man they be tardcore shitheads."
"Kevin the Sea Cucumber from "Spongebob Squarepants", is a prime example of "tardcore".
Music that is just retarted. But very oringal and not really any typical scene.Very entertaing! Example- Bloodhound Gang.

"'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a head-start the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel 'cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feelin' down-and-out with what your life is all about
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out" Is an example of tardcore music.


5. Retarded hardcore music.Thats so tardcore!!!!


6. retarded, dumb, stupid, ugly, etc people, trying to act hardcore. or just a person or mass of the aforementioned type of people.
wow, mindtwist's pic is tardcore
that ripper guy that killed himself was fucking tardcore
TARDCORE!!!


7. tardcore (Informal.)

Relating closely to the subgenre of whiney music known as "emo", tardcore spawns an endless line of generic bands deprived of a musical life outside of depression. Lyrical themes usually consist of broken hearts, ex girlfriends/boyfriends, lost loves, failing relationships, etc. No creativity, lack of flowing rhythm in the music itself. General earcandy for younger teens wanting to lash out because of broken hearts. Also, the general mixing of hardcore with metal, A.K.A. "metalcore".Both nicked' "tardcore" by fans of Heavy Metal

For a second there i thought you disappeared
It rains a lot this time of year
And we both go together if one falls down
I talk out loud like you're still around

No noo

And i miss you (ooooh…)
I’m goin back home to the west coast
I wish you woulda put yourself in my suitcase
I love you
Standin all alone in a black coat
I miss you
I'm goin back home to the west coast

And if you shake her heart enough she will appear
Tonight i think i'll be stayin here
And you never did like this town
I talk out loud like you're still around

No nooo

And i miss you (ooooh…)
I'm goin back home to the west coast
I wish you woulda put yourself in my suitcase
I love you
Standin all alone in a black coat
I miss you
I'm goin back home to the west coast
Come on everybody
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaa
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaa

So pack up the bags to beat back the clock
Do i let her sleep or should i wake her up
You said
We both go together if one falls down
Yeah right, heh
I talk out loud like you’re still around

No noo

And i miss you (ooooh…)
I m goin back home to the west coast
I wish you woulda put yourself in my suitcase
I love you
Standin all alone in a black coat
I miss you
I'm goin back home to the west coast
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaaa
I'm goin back home to the west coast
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaaa
I 'm goin back home to the west coast
Lalalalaa
Lalalalaa