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Jesus

Welcome really this wow no i mean i knew what you ment please you ve said what all no pop wow how the hell really yes oh i didnt mean to....

11/30/08 | me too! | Reply

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  • Male, 21, Luv 448
  • from Southampton a.k.a Shrimptayzia
  • I am Single
  • Member since: November 2007
  • Last active: 11/4/11
  • www.bebo.com/callashrimp

About Me

Tagline
Don't torment me i'm a hippe !
Me, Myself, and I
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The life of Susie and her...
Um hello today i will be talking about the diplomacy of the living vegetable and how it functions.
A vegetable is a type of penis that lives deep down to scared to come out from its burrow however the story gets better.
The vegetables wife susie was out gardening one day when she came across a murder. This murder happened in gravyington forest while they were hunting lemons. Susie quotes "Thats a hump dinger of a carrot is it dead ? Susies husband Geogie Brush replys yes that is one fine looking lettuce. Susie shouts stop eyeing up my dead carrot. There is a massive potato throwing fest and they each both come with half of the carrot from the divorce settlement. Now Susie lives out her life feeding on her carrot and her potato looker like ex husband pays strippers to dress up as Ryan lansley and to do the too
The Other Half Of Me
Cherry Chapstick

Cherry Chapstick

Music
does voices in my head count ????????????



Well hold on......... Offspring, Bullet for my valentine, Rise aganist, Billy talent, Slaves to gravity(very talented check them out amazing live *****) Mindless self induljence, Kill hannah, Good charlotte, Madina lake, Pearl jam, Boys like girls, Simple plan, System of a down, The red jump suit apparatus Disturbed, Evanescence, Fightstar, Funeral for a friend, Lostprophets, Nirvana, Paramore



I love the sound my bottom makes and um matts left buttock o yes that is very educational !!!!!!!
Laura
Ah Laura what can i say apart from i like lettuce, Rancho and fire engine you are my half eating cabbage at lettuce baguette. I love you like a Lemon not to sweet those otherwise Ryan and his man lettuce will attack from the attack attack gig and that would not be good so im afraid we can only be lemons friends and we will have to savour our love for when we move in together shhhhhh dont tell Ryan i don't have a ticket O.O Laura you are the best ! like the best of the last piece of carrot from Emma secret stash or the last bit of The simpsons double chocolate fudge brownie you are the turkeys knees you really are x. Laura over the past 100 million years i have known you i have found that you are a true best mate and when eva i wanna someone to lick Ryans left turnip you would do it no questions asked ! well maybe one how big is George W Brushes Bush ?>?>?>?>? So to sum you up in one word it would have to be Kite because you are my Diamond and you are all our shinning star x, x, x, :D
Ryan
Ryan you are offically my left buttock ! O.O Even those i broke your christmas tree shhhhhhh you are still a topless giraffe and will continue after the beep...........O.O...........
 .BEEP BEEP BEEP i said one beep you bloddy rotton"£$£$%% im sorry for personal reasons this show has canceled you "£$%^&^& !!!!

Ryan you are the lettuce that grows from my arm pits you are the Phalanges that fall from my trousers and most of all you are my secret sause from within !!!!!

I love you like a brother and maybe more but don't tell Laura i don't have a coupon shhh. Ryan you are really a world class mate and a southampton class skater and a excellent bottom scratcher as well. Ryan keep on doing what you are doing and you will finally one day be succesful enough to look into the book of the balls
(Warning ! there are no actural balls contained O.O) Keep on being a legend and all see you in hell my lettuce You truelkly do have the power ! :D
Emma
Emma like my best mate even through the good and the bad carrots. You seriously are like my best carrot and that says alot about my other carrots !!! Lol No really you are like the Emma of all Emmas and are a serious contender for the best amazing legend. All the other Emma look up to you in disgrace there are no ones to sum up you! :( O.O

You are like my sugar on top of my lettuce the raspberries in my chicken and the penis inside the Ryan.

Ahhhh Shhhhhh this is a massive secret im getting on top of both Laura and Ryan without coupons and tickets this is because when i got asked ticket for you i was chucked out and they said you money isn't wanted here you bum ! Even if i wanted a ticket all the money in the world would still not be enough to earn your friendship your a legend and i love you !!!!!!! keep on being Emma Emma and i quote from me, Ryan and Laura "You have the power of the lettuce"

x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.xEmma x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x
Everyone
Um this counts for all my mates !!!!!!!!
You are all giant tiger pancake eating ponies yet we have all had many funny turd squeezing moments this is because partly im a freak and have been either dozed up on some sort of drug thanks to emma doing somthing when im slepping thanks again emma !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fav food
Noodles, Angel delight, The sex in the mouth chicken tika wrap, Chocolate, Meatballs, Pasta, Chinese, Indian and Cheese NOT SHRIMPS !
CLASSIC SHRIMP SHIP SHAPE SEA SING SONGS OF SOTON
:O (sing)Bens a big fat tea pot and he smells of sprouts hes got rolls yet ryans a trout!!!!(sing):O


(Sing)Hi Ho Hi Ho

Here is Nathan Snow he smells real bad yet he looks real MAD!!!!!

Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho

Beesley is a troll, hes a leprechaun and his breath smells of prawn hey!!!!!!!

Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho(Sing)
































































Does anyone know where that chicken with his shrimp pillow case has gone oh no the chicken nsamosa are back right thats it eat them im gonna eat with my wooden spoon come match on my wooden leg ben is a pizza cheese yellow man with his yes im watchin you jesus i am the brave yellow seahorse that romes the seas after my father captain shrimp of the shrimpie department in debnames im coming for you i will win this battle between ben and ryan and the lemon emma is my wife yet she is my na

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