__08\____________________________
__888____________________________
__088____________________________
__+880________________________ ++
__+888________________________+888
__++880______________________+888
__++888_____+++88__________+++8__
__++8888__+++8880++888___+++88___
__+++8888+++8880++8888__++888____
___++888++8888+++888888++888_____
___++88++8888++8888888++888______
___++++++888888888888888888______
____++++++88888888888888888______
____++++++++000888888888888______
_____+++++++000088888888888______
______+++++++00088888888888______
_______+++++++088888888888_______
_______+++++++088888888888_______
________+++++++8888888888________
________+++++++0088888888________
________++++++0088888888_________
_______[ [ [ [ [ [ [===] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]________
_______[ [[ROCK FOR LIFE ]] ] ]________
______[ [ [ [ [ [===] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]_________
_____+++++++0088888888___________
___+++++++++088888888____________
_+++++++++0088888888_____________
++++++++00088888888______________

Nike Condoms - Just do it.
# Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
# Vauxhall condoms - Raising the Standard!
# Sony Condoms - Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms.
# Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to go today?
# KFC Condoms - Finger Licking Good.
# Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper.
# M&Ms Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
# Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
# Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
# Muller Light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain.
# Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
# Tesco Condoms - Every little helps
# Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better
# Abbey National Condoms - Because life's complicated enough
# Coca Cola Condoms - The Real Thing.
# Ever Ready Condoms - Keep going and going...
# Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work.
# Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
# ESSO Condoms - The Eye of the Tiger
# Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
# Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.
# Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide
# FCUK condoms - No comment required!
# Philips Condoms - Lets make things better!
# Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
# BT condoms - Stay in touch!
# Halfords Condoms - We go the extra mile!
# Abbey National Condoms - Because life is complicated enough.
# Pringles Condoms - Once you pop you can't stop.
# National Lottery Condoms - It could be you!
# Energizer condoms - It keeps going and going and going...
# The Star Trek Condom - To boldly go where no man has gone before.
# Bounty condoms - A taste of paradise.
# Pedigree chum condoms - Top breeders recommend it.
# Nokia condoms - Connecting people.
# One-2-One condoms - Who would you most like to have a 1-2-1 with?
# Vodafone condoms - How are you?
and last but not least.....
# Windows condoms - Plug and Play!

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.

Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc."