Jist a wee thankyou to all friends relatives who have e-mailed,texted ,phoned and sent cards beboed and helped me in ma wee hour of need. Your support has been an inspiration and re-enforced my faith in human kindness, and just too let you know there is light at the end of the tunnel and im nearly out ..................................
 ....thanks again, you KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL WARNING

Due to increasing products liability, alcoholic
beverages manufacturers have accepted the Medical
Association's suggestion that the following warning
label be placed immediately on all bottles:

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a wanker.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to
tell the same boring story over and over again until
your friends want to smash your face in.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to
telephone them at 4 in the morning.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your clothes.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think
you can logically converse with other members of the
opposite sex without spitting.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to
roll over in the morning and see something really
scary (whose name, and/or species you can't
remember).

Warning: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause
of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic
signs and cones appearing in your home.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe you are invisible.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think
you possess mystical Kung-Fu powers.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe that people are laughing with you.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx
in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and
sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally
disappear.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause
pregnancy