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- I'm not going to lie, cards ain't my bag baby!
- Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
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Allow myself to introduce.........myself
My name is Dean, I'm a quantity surveyor and i love to laugh. ha ha ha ha ha. I will talk to anybody so even if you've never even heard of me but your on my page leave a comment, i will reply eventually, just prob not right away.
I spend most of my time with Stef although if the lads go out i'll always be there just incase i miss something.
So far this year i've been to London for the Easter weekend, went to Chelsea v Bolton game, went to Lionel Richie concert, went to Newcastle for the weekend for Hammy & Davies Birthday and i've saw Rangers win the league title again. Took a sea plane trip over Loch Lomond - very bumby. Went to New York for a week with Stef it was amazing. I've also seen the Eagles and went to London for another weenkend, was meant to see Michael Jackson we just got wrecked instead. Went down to the Emirates Cup, man what a stadium, and yes it was another messy weekend in London town.
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KEN AFTERSHOCK ALNIGHTER......WE INVENTED IT!
- What people have said
- Nicola when chris said your drinking tomorrow - "Fuck off i'm drinking next weekend" (Had to be there to see Bickers reaction)
Hammy in Scots flat "thats some size of clock"
Jamie Mac - Deano you can't handle it!
When Bicker said na i don't want a drink, i handed him one he just said 'Cheers' Deeny gets what i'm talking about.
Deeny - 'AFTERSHOCK ALL NIGHTER'
Mork - Where abouts in Ireland you from? East Kilbride!
Tom - Ken that roonaboot?
Gordon - I'll have a plain burger wae cheese. So you want a cheesburger? Naw!!!!
Hammy - Seriously big yin we will kick f*ck oot yae
Davie Boyle - Get in this photo
Me - Wish tae f*ck a hadn't done that. (Hammy and Bicker liked it)
Bicker - Erin just shut up and drive!
Tom - There's that guy just ducked! Tam Watson's baw just flew by him.
Bicker - Ken who Hughie is? Hughie's this big white man
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Kyle Bicker
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Craig Hamilton
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Tom Clark
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Julia Bayvel
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Stef Johnstone
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Elaine
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Ryan Dodds
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Natalie Cairns
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Mrs T
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Ross Cameron
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Gareth Clarke
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Terry Portal Wind-Theory
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Davie Boyle
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- Why do we have to give these quizzes names Wykonano: 14
- How well do you know Dean? Wykonano: 33
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Vegas 09 - Who'll lose the most???
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Kev
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Bicker
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Hammy
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Deano
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Kev
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George Burley Good Guy or Wank?
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- Say dont move a muscle you 2 till i get the camera sorted
- Get a beer out the fridge and tell them to keep the noise down because the fitba is on
- Tell your birds pal to beat it, then try your luck with your bird because shes in the mood
- Tell your bird to beat it, then try it on with her pal because shes right gid and in the mood
- Go for broke, try it with the 2 of them, gid story for the lads, however it ends
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Why men don't write advice columns
Dear Joe The Advice Guy:
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor girl is 22.
We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless.
I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become very distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Sheila
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Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps!
Joe
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Click the random friend botton and answer these questions about the person who comes up dont cheat!
What is their name? Aimee Castles
How do you know them? Sat behind her in maths (Gid view)
What age are they? 23
Do they live near you? Same town (she's at the posh end)
Are they your friend? Yip
Do you no what their middle name is? I'm sure she'll have one but nope
Have you kissed them? Never with tongue, what can i say it's her loss
What is their favourite food? Italian. Thats a total guess!
When was the last time you saw them? Riverbank last sat of the xmas holidays.
Are you gonna bebo them now? Aye0 komentarzy 268 dni
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Women on Haircuts:
Woman 1: Oh! That haircut is so cute!
Woman 2: You think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman 1: Oh God no! It's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts, that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman 1: Oh, that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would kill for your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
And so on ...
Men on Haircuts:
Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Ai...
Man 1: Tidy.1 komentarz 437 dni
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What Boxer Are You?
Floyed Mayweather
You are one of the best boxers in the world. You are very fast and have quite a punch. But nobody really likes you, you are cocky and every one thinks your an idiot.
Which Scottish Drink Are You ?
smirnoff vodka
you are a bit of a hard on drinker but aww who cares you like to go out & enjoy your self & have fun
What Rock legend are you?
Slash!
You're slash! WOO HOO! you should be cheerin'. You don' tend to stop stuff. When one thing ends you go straight to another version of the same thing
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| Name : | Dean | |
| Nick Name : | Deano | |
| Birthdate : | 26 June 86 | |
| Birthplace: | Irvine | |
| Current Location: | Office, Its Lunchtime | |
| Eye Color: | Blue | |
| Hair Color: | Brown | |
| Height: | 5' 8" | |
| Weight: | 13st 11lb | |
| Piercings: | nope | |
| Tatoos: | nope | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: | GF - Stef | |
| Vehicle: | BMW 1 series | |
| Overused Phrase: | Thats a 3 day camel trek | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: | Anything except swwetcorn | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: | Portman/Garage/Jefferson | |
| Candy: | wispa, double decker, yorkie | |
| Number: | 6 | |
| Color: | Blue | |
| Animal: | Dog (but a dont have one) | |
| Drink: | Vodka & coke | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: | legs (but they're the 1st thing you throw to the side) | |
| Perfume: | Any | |
| TV Show: | 24 | |
| Music Album: | Any | |
| Movie: | Dumb and Dumber | |
| Actor/Actress: | Jim Carry | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: | Coke | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: | McDonalds | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | Chocolate | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: | Coffee | |
| Kiss or Hug: | Ride | |
| Dog or Cat: | Dog | |
| Rap or Punk: | Punk | |
| Summer or Winter: | Summer | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: | Funny | |
| Love or Money: | Love | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: | When ma eyes shut | |
| Most Missed Memory: | summer 2007 | |
| Best phyiscal feature: | Ma mouth | |
| First Thought Waking Up: | A need a piss | |
| Ambition: | Maga rich | |
| Best Friends: | Add chris tae ma top 32 | |
| Weakness: | To soft | |
| Fears: | None really | |
| Longest relationship: | 3 years | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: | nope | |
| Ever been beaten up: | aye | |
| Ever beaten someone up: | aye | |
| Ever Shoplifted: | nope | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: | aye | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: | aye | |
| Been Dumped Lately: | nope | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: | Are they near the Breasts? | |
| Favorite Hair Color: | Blond/Brunette/red head | |
| Short or Long: | any | |
| Height: | any | |
| Style: | any | |
| Looks or Personality: | Personality | |
| Hot or Cute | any | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: | none | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: | Australia | |
| How do you want to Die: | Saving someones life | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: | nope | |
| Get along with your Parents: | yip | |
| Health Freak: | nope | |
| Do you think your Attractive: | Best catch in Killie | |
| Believe in Yourself: | Of course | |
| Want to go to College: | been to uni | |
| Do you Smoke: | nope | |
| Do you Drink: | a couple of sherry's at xmas | |
| Shower Daily: | aye | |
| Been in Love: | aye | |
| Do you Sing: | aye but am crap | |
| Want to get Married: | aye | |
| Do you want Children: | aye | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: | Cant rember losing it a was pished at the time | |
| Hate anyone: | na no really | |
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| Song that always makes you sad | : Aerosmith - Don't wanna miss a thing |
| Last thing you bought | : Popcorn |
| Last person you argued with | : Some guy on the fone at work |
| Do you put butter before putting the jelly on | : Aye |
| One of your nicknames as a kid | : Deano |
| Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd | : Dont be daft |
| Favorite day of the week | : Friday |
| Favorite Sundae topping | : Caramel |
| Did you take Piano lessons | : Nope - About 3 Keyboard ones though |
| Most frequent song played | : Eagles - Take it easy |
| TV show you secretly enjoy | : Deal or no deal |
| Would you rather play basketball or hockey | : Fitba |
| Date someone older or younger | : Younger |
| One place you could travel right now | : Vegas baby |
| Do you use umbrellas | : Naw (what kinda quest is that) |
| Do you know all the words to your national anthem | : Aye |
| Favorite Cheese | : brie |
| Disturbed or My Chemical Romance | : My Chem |
| Blondes or Brunettes | : Any |
| Best job you ever had | : Cuttin the grass |
| Did you go to your high school prom | : Aye |
| Perfect time to wake up | : 10ish |
| Perfect time to go to bed | : when your f*cked |
| Do you use your queen right away in chess | : Naw the pawn 1st |
| Ever been in a car accident | : aye |
| Closer to mom or dad...or neither | : both |
| What do you call your sweetheart lovingly | : peppa pig |
| What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager | : Swinging 60's |
| Favorite shoes you have EVER owned | : Black prada |
| Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood | : naw |
| Were you in track and field | : Na am more into steak and ale |
| Were you ever in a school talent show | : aye a think so |
| Have you ever written in a library book | : ofcourse doesn't everyone |
| Allergic to | : cat/horse/rabbit hair |
| Favorite fruit | : banana |
| Have you watched sex and the city | : aye |
| Baseball hat or toque | : hat i suppose |
| Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap | : why would you soap 1st???? |
| Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste | : wet it obviously |
| Pen or pencil | : pen |
| Have you ever gambled at a casino | : you ripping the pish |
| Have you thrown up on a plane | : naw but i saw Hammy do it once :L |
| Have you thrown up in a car | : naw |
| Have you thrown up at work | : naw |
| Do you scream on roller coasters | : naw am too busy clutching |
| Who was your first prom date | : Karen McGee |
| Who was your first roommate | : Tom the Bomb |
| What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time | : Bud i think |
| What was your first job | : hand |
| What was your first car | : Yaris |
| When did you first go to a funeral | : 17 i think |
| How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown | : 22 |
| Who was your first grade teacher | : Mrs Fin |
| When did you sneak out of your house for the first time | : How do i know |
| Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them | : Steven McCall prob and i see him about nowadays |
| Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent | : Ma Flat |
| Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day | : Tom |
| Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman | : Tom the Bomb |
| What is the first thing you do in the morning | : scratch |
| What was the first concert you attended | : Celine Dion :L |
| First tattoo or piercing | : dont have any |
| Where did you go on your first airplane ride | : London |
| First celebrity crush | : Baby Spice |
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Its absolutely brilliant. Think i've looked at it about 300 times already - can't get enough. Yous all goin back next year.
How was it then ya shag. Seen the photos and it looks magic. I'm defo there next year.
Hey did u hav fun in vegas? Still massively jealous! Did u go on the rides on the strat then? xxx
how was vegas??
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hello stranger how are you? been up to much? out this weekend? xxx
Have a good one in vegas you shag and if you cheat on me i'll find out one way or another
If I was there u would b goin on them! U cnt wimp out, r u a man or a mouse?? xxx
oh soundsliek a screeeeeeeeeeeeeemer ha
U up to much on firday b4 u go away x
Woteva!!!! So jealous, there is no need 2rub it in! Is there no space for a wee 1?? xx
alright san u score any last night then,
u will be super moist abt vegas,
u got all ur threads sorted out yet x
em not quite. I cooked everything apart from the chicken I couldnt touch it hahah!
Did u find everything u were looking for? How long till Vegas - ahhhhhhhhhh im so jealous! xxxx
Another 1 of hammys gid ideas, wake up feelin fine so u buy a $5 hangover cure n end up wae a hangover. GID WAN.
Aye ken whats she like, she no rite in the heed.
Aye fuck it man think av got a few holidays left so why no. U up 4 it?
Aye was good man went a bit of ghost bustin on friday nite ha
U do much? well that u remember?
Aye a mite cum will need 2 c if the burd lets me though
U all set?
easy that wont even dent my bank balance ha
i only have like 50 bukcs for the morrow night so when that runs out thats me ha scotts bday is next week aswell so that will be expensive so im budgeting>
u up to much the night x
Nae poof in thaty big yin
Owell messy weekend for you mte aswell get yer drinkin in before ur feert in vegas!
thot u'd b wantin 2 pick me some sexy underwear!? x
Aye diet coke obviously
Ha am nae poof am goin 2 edinburgh for the weekend wit kerys.
U gettin messy atake it?
loving the chat ha, think were for last train home but there is this new club that just opened called in kille its calledel garage and i heard they let u get super messy in there and put on thir names badges, fancy it?????? x
cheers deano!!