xXXXx-What happens when a girl drinks too much-xXXXx 87 days ago

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3.WE FANCY GUYS THAT WE WOULD NEVER LOOK AT TWICE WHEN SOBER, AND WE HONESTLY BELIEVE THEY ARE GODS GIFT, THEN BUMP INTO THEM THROUGH THE WEEK AND STAND MAKING FRIENDLY CHIT CHAT WHILE DISCRETELY TAKING THE BOAK!!!

4. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

5. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

6.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" (lol soooo true)

8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US

9. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING TO US.

10. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.

11. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

12. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE VODKA.

13. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (usually ends bein up in front of the fire on the livin room floor for me lol)

14. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKEN THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..." (heard masel say that a good number of times lol)

15. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

16. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.

17. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.

18. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON THE TIME WE''RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK.

19. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS

L- You live to have fun.
A- You like to drink.
U- You really like to chill.
R- You are one of the best in bed.
E- Damn good kisser.
N- You are absolutely beautiful.


A- You like to drink.
B- You like people.
C- You're wild and crazy.
D- You have one of the best personalities ever.
E- Damn good kisser.
F- People adore you.
G- You never let people tell you what to do.
H- You have a very good personality and looks.
I- You have a fine ass
J- Everyone loves you.
K- Fucking hot.
L- You live to have fun.
M- Success comes easily to you.
N- You are absolutely beautiful.
O- You are not judgemental.
P- You are popular with all types of people.
Q- You are a hypocrite.
R- You are one of the best in bed.
S- Easy to fall in love with.
T- You're loyal to those you love.
X- You never let people tell you what to do.
U- You really like to chill.
V- Really silly.
W- You are very broad minded.
Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for.
Z- Always ready.

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