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1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call you teacher mum or dad.
1 The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at he first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
2 No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household injury is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip

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1. Where is your cell phone?


2.eating?


3. Your hair?


4. Your mother?


5. Your father?


6. Your favorite thing?


7. Your dream last night?


8. Favorite drink?


9.Your dream car?


10. The room you're in?


11. Your ex?


12. You fear?


14. Where were u last night?


15. What you're not?


16. Muffins?


17. One of your wish list items?


19. The last thing you did?


20. What are you wearing?


21. Your TV?


22. Your pet or pets?


23. Your computer?


24. Your life?


25. Your mood?


26. Missing someone?


28. Your car?


29. Your work?


31. Like someone?


32. Your favorite color?


33. When is the last time you laughed?


34.bf/gf?

Q: Have you ever kissed anyone in your top 16?:
ERM YEAH!!!

Q: Whats your least favourite thing about number 13?
SARAH! SHES FAR AWAY

Q: What's the best memory you have of 9?
ELAINE! DEFO ON THE BEACH WITH THE THREE HORSES

Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 4?
STUEY! GOD ONLY KNOWS HES A BUSY MAN HA HA

Q: Is number 7 pretty?
SINEAD! SHES RELATED TO ME SO YEAHH!!

Q: What was your first impression of number 8?
ANN! FUCKIN LUNATIC

Q: What do you like most about number 14?
STUEY H! FUNNY OUT STRAIGHT FELLA

Q: How did you meet 3?
ERM TANYA! IN THAT PLACE CALLIAGHSTOWN

Q: Do you think 12 would kill someone?
MICHELLE! YA NEVER KNOW

Q: Is 11 your best friend?
MANDY! VERY GOOD FRIEND FOR YEARS NOW

Q. How long have you known number 13?
SARAAH! ALL HER LIFE

Q: Have you seen 2 naked?
ERM NIAMH! I DONT TINK SO HA HA

Q: Do you think 5 has a crush on you?
WILKIE!! YEAH DEFO HES ALWAYS TRYIN TO GET UP ON MY LEG HA HA

Q: What is the last thing you did with 8?
ANN! SAW HER AT AOIFES 21ST

Q: If you coud give anything to number 10 what would it be?
SHAY! EM I DUNNO

Q: Would number 2 and number 16 make a good cuple?
EM NIAMH AND MELISSA WELL IF THATS WHAT YOUR INTO

Q: If number 3 was a crayon, what colour would she/he be?
TANYA! SOME FREAKY COLOUR CAUSE SHES A BIT OF A WEIRDO!!

Q: Have you ever been to 9s house?
ELAINE! NO ACTUALLY WHERES MY INVITE ELAINE HA HA

Q: Have you ever been in the same bed as 7?
DONT TINK SO BUT MAYBE HER HOUSE USED TO BE LIKE MY SECOND HOME!!

Q: When's the next time you'll see 5?
WILKIE! PROB NEVER CAUSE HIS MEAN MAMMY NEVER BRINGS HIM DOWN ANYMORE

Q: Are you real close to 1?
GER! YEAH TOO FUCKIN CLOSE

Q: Have you ever kissed number 1?
GER! YEAH EVERY DAY

Q: Would you die to save number 3?
TANYA! YEAH CAUSE SHES MY ONLY BABYSITTER

Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 8?
ANN! NO

Q: Whats number 1's house like?
GER! A ZOO ANIMALS EVERYWHERE

Q: Have you ever been angry with 12?
MICHELLE! NO DEFO NOT

Q: Would you ever make a move on 10?
SHAY! NO THATS JUST WRONG

Q: What do you and number 5 talk about the most?
WILKIE! EM BONES AND BITCHES

Q: Do you ever talk to 9?
ELAINE YEAH ALL THE TIME WHEN I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING

Q: What do u think of number 16?
MELISSA! AW SHES COOL

Q: Whats your favourite thing about number 7?
SINEAD! SHE DIDNT GO MAD WHEN I TOLD HER I BORROWED HER DRESS WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM CIARA