I don't want ye learning stuff
Once money gets over a million, i don't know what it is
After ye've done yeer leaving cert, ye can go work at the checkout in Lidl
We must co-operate with crime
Whatever turns you on
The cows would have to be thrown away, or put in fridges
The European Union? it's the best idea ever!
business plan for ORGI-BREK ltd.
Computers are cousins
HO YEAH ('the black community')
What's 4 into 15? mmm...4!
Mahony Point
In the future, it won't be six continents, it'll be ten giant companies
I know things always look easier when they're done for you
(the classic misspelling of) EQUITITY
I don't think he has an engine on his wheelchair (a thought on Brian Crowley, MEP... it was something to do with lobbying about Harley Davidson)
if you don't understand you can make them up
To be honest, I didn't even read the ABQ (this one is more for the people in the class, you'd need to do business to get it. Said after answering a full question on it, and the inspiration for this compendium of 'comedy'. More recently rehashed as 'I didn't even look at the question)
We've got a double class, so we can waste time
Stop playing with each other
We'll call it Hooglaboogla!
I worry that ye listen to me too much
She's kinda dopey everywhere so, is she? (about an absent student)
Chinese, or Japanese, people are tiny
What do farmers do at those meetings?..they don't talk, do they? I always thought they just mumble!
Are you saying something about my nose? Jews are supposed to have big noses.
Write about etc. more stuff
I'll kill you someday, that's what i will
The final George quote for now : i didn''t teach those two questions well enough at all, that's what i didn't (on seeing the paper)
( It should be noted that George is actually quite a clever man, and is possibly putting this shit on)

Future George students, enjoy.

Hey ppl!! Please put memories ere of us 2gether whether der happy or sad or embarassin or wateva...i just wana hear em!!

the cork slang!!

1) C'mere = Excuse me

2) I will yeah! = no!

3) What's the story fella? = how are you?

4) hows the form? = hows it hanging?:

5) You would yeah! = You wouldn't dare!

6) Here la = here you are

7) There la = it's over there / look over there

State a him la = He looks bad

9) (Ah / Awe) now sham = that's good

10) I claim ya = I would really like to engage in a fight with you.

11) Pure = very

12) Two fucks = care

13) Couldn't give two fucks = I don't care

14) Like = this word is used at least once in every Cork sentence. E.g.

Ah know like you understand don't ya?

15) Like eh = Used as a hesitation at the start of a sentence.

16) Nawful (he's a nawful langer) = terrible

17) Bate = beat up, used with da fuck. E.g. I'll bate da fuck outa ya

1 Have a lash off = have a go

19) Lash into hash = Smoke cannabis

20) Be wide = be careful

21) Scetch = There's someone coming (be wide)

22) Be doggy wide = be extra careful

23) How bad bhoy = good

24) Bhoy (pronounced-by biya) = man / person. Not necessarily a Celt.

25) A trip in the white van = A trip in an ambulance

PART 2: NOUNS & VERBS

26) Brasser / stella / tramp / trollup / whore bag prostitute

27) Stella = Girl who wears her hair up in bob, chews on gum, has

earings the size of hulla hoops, and are mostly norries (see no.71)

2 Jammy Rag = a tampon

29) Steamer / bender / queer / ass-bandit / faggot / puff / gaylord =

homosexual 29 b) Hairy = Child molester / peodaphile or old person /

experienced person

30) Blouse = Steamer ( ya fuckin' blouse)

31) Wan / bure = female

32) Young wan = female child

33) Fella / fein / feeno / your man = male

34) Small fella = Male child

35) Mam / dad / ole man / ole laid / oul fella / oul wan = mother/father

36) Lulla / subla / din-din / a suck / cream crackers

= knackers

37) Apache = joyrider

3 Salk = stolen car

39) Sham = young male / hard man or knacker

40) Sham-feen = macho / hard-man

41) Snout / gonker / snoz = nose

42) Gib / gap / gant / gearbox / pussy / bush / muff vagina

43) Pussy = chicken shit or faggot (see no.29)

44) Langer / langerdan: prick

45) Gowl (Ghoul) = Stupid person

46) Gimp = Feckin eejit

47) Gimpy walk = person with the mousy walk (wabbling from side to side)

4 Fifty = Stood up

49) Poppies / tatties = Potatoes

50) Yolkes = ecstasy

51) Duby / chatnospoof = hash