Mrs Claus
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Kobieta, 78,
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- z Korvatunturi
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- Jest z nami od: November 2007
- Ostatnio online: 72 tygodnie temu
- bebo.gazeta.pl/jessica_claus
- Motto
- Girl power - Christmas without Santa Claus
- Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
- For years and years I spent my days on the mountain of Korvatunturi in Finland (no we don't live on the North Pole!) - you know, cleaning, taking care of business with Santa Claus, shoveling rain deer shit and cooking for those green-faced midgets who don't grow much but they sure can eat.
AND I'M SICK OF IT!
Its not that I mind - I know we have an important task of keeping track of good and bad little boys and girls... but spending every darn Christmas home alone?
Its the 21st century for God's sake!
Can't we do it over internet, outsource to India or something like that? Couldn't Santa just take a break for one measly year? The Easter Bunny doesn't seem to be having these problems... he and his missus are still getting it on at least once a week - like rabbits... my life sucks...
So this year I'm taking things in my own hands! Girl power!
Have you been a bad little boy or girl?
Become my friend and get on MRS. CLAUSs NAUGHTY LIST!
- Music
- Liona Boyd, Adolphe Adam, Camilli String Quartet, Nat "King" Cole, Prodigy, Bing Crosby, Busta Rhymes
- Films
- A Christmas Carol, It's A Wonderful Life, Brokeback Mountain, Miracle on 34th Street, Frosty The Snowman, Gia
- Sports
- pesäpallo, floorball, nordic walking, running, skiing, jack rabbit playing
- Scared Of
- Tooth Fairy
- Happiest When
- Santa introduced her to her new best friend Jack Rabbit (on sale at mypleasure.com)
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Do you think that Santa deserves a break at least 1 year?
- Yeah, no problem - we still have Hanukkah
- No, shut up and put out
- You guys should outsouce to India
- Mrs. Claus ist HOTTT!!!!
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Starcasting Auditions49 tygodni temuMerry Xmas Mrs Claus
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Joe50 tygodni temuwhat the fuck.....
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Claire50 tygodni temuiv bn good at being naughty this yr will santa still bring me prezzies
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Hayleylovesme56 tygodni temu
Yeaa right
whatever :S
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Frank Gallagher57 tygodni temuNow you know what I feel like... quit whingeing, drink more lol.
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67 tygodni temu przez Komórka
Destiney Ketara
Re: hey Elvin Bebo is being stupid! I cant upload my pics for some reason. Hit me up on msn messenger jane21pink@live.com talk to you later
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71 tygodni temu przez Komórka
Staci Bradshaw
omg Kyra This hot chick with huge tits is showing on cam! Hit up jane23kent@live.com on msn messenger before she gets off. Shes crazy!
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Hazelbombom72 tygodnie temuyes lad...scrxx...bring me a laptop wif internet dis year nd i wil no ur real
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Kyle100 tygodni temucheck my profile...i have some col stuff come along......

























hi whant too be friends???
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