Do us a favour, dont tell us bullshit stories about how youll write we didnt go to open day on our reference, as if anyone gives a fuck, but especially dont if you dont invite the fucking students to the fucking opening, fucking gimme a fucking break if youre gonna gimme your fucking shit every fucking day. Not that id even fucking go its just nice to be thought of every now and a fucking gain, im sorry i dont drive a fucking merc and hand in cheques for 20 fucking grand every fucking wednesday, im sorry i dont own half of fucking newry, im sorry that daddy doesnt have a foreign fucking bank account where he stores his drug laundering money, im fucking sorry. But dont have the fucking cheek to say that we dont give things to the fucking school to our faces when were the fucking ones you get fucking funded for, without fucking us youre fucking nothing. Wise the fucking act up. and for christ sake miss farmer, learn my fucking name its been 6 mother fucking weeks.

SUCK MY DICKKKKKKKK

Can you take this without deleting any questions?
Probably not.

What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?
Youre right, I cant
Nada thing, shes a lovely girl who probably owes me a drink at least. Fucking fat frog is a tenner. FUCK SAKE.

What was your worst mistake in your life?
I know what it is. People who know what it is know why it was.

What’s the last thing that made you sad?
Fuck ive been on a high for the past week or two. Im due a fuck up

Last time you were nervous?
Eh, Liquid confidence proved a blockade for nerves, otherwise would have been saturday.

How was today?
Odd, fuck me, abused by a 3rd year, wheres the respect

Do you wear glasses?
20/20 Hindsight.

Anywhere you'd rather be right now?
I could name a million places.

Are you going anywhere for the next summer?
Ehm, not to my knowledge but I presume Ill sort something if i get a job

Are you waiting for anyone to call you?
Hollaback.

Will you call them if they don't call?
Whom am I Holla'n

Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
Topgay.

Could you go a day without eating?
If I didnt, id be a 66th of the man Bobby Sands was.

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name starts with a K?
Kathryn was first to come to mind. Theres been others.

What does the 8th message in your inbox say and who was it from?
Fag - Shane. Thanks buddy.

What was the last thing you drank?
Cokey Coley.

What is for dinner tonight?
Chikkkkenz

Is anyone in love with you?
When are they not. They be lining up.

How has this week been?
Em, its been a crappy monday.

Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?
Its a bad sign when you cant remember the last person you shared a bed with. If its who I think, and by god i hope for perspectives sake it isnt. No.

Are you slowly drifting away from someone?
I only do things on impulse. Stay or go. Dont gimme your Kurt Cobain shit with that Burn Out: Fade Away shit.

Who did you see today?
Hella lotta 6th year.

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a J?
Jesus Christ I dont think so. Heres looking at you, Jesus.

Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
Probably the hopping fish that I pointed out. AND WHO SAID DRUNK PEOPLE CANT PAY ATTENTION.

Do you still talk to the last 3 people you kissed?
3rd last, not much but comes with the deal, she knows I havent forgot.
2nd last, Ive only started
1st last (Is there a first last? NO GOOD ENGLAND SPEAK) still gets talkin too.

Does anyone hate you?
Probably, Hopefully, Definetly

Do you believe every one deserves a second chance?
Nope. Some people, obviously anomallies, but I was asked 'every one', and every one doesnt.

Have you ever seen your best friend(s) cry?
Jesus Christ no

Do you walk around naked?
For the weird looks id get if i said otherwise : No.
For lack of care : FUCK YEAH.

Ever had the opposite sex over when no one was home?
Pablo doesnt decieve.

Who will you be sleep​ing with tonig​ht?​
*Crude joke that I dont want family members to see here*

Are you getti​ng engag​ed any time soon?​
Sure, why not.

Do you watch​ "The Hills​"​?​
No, sorry, my IQ is in positive figures.

Is anyth​ing upset​ting you right​ now?
Nesh.

Who was the last perso​n you cried​ in front​ of and when?​
Cryings fo sissies, Im a real man 8-)

What'​s on your agend​a for tomor​row?
School, sleep.

Who do you not get along​ with?
Mouthy wee cunts. Snobby wankers. Pretentious folk.

Does anyon​e know your passw​ord besid​es you?
Who's? Mine? PaulDonnelly's? who would know that.

Did you have a good day yeste​rday?​
Yeah it was uneventful. After 1:30am.

Is tomor​row gonna​ be a good day?
Probably not.

Do you like coffe​e?​
Love the smell.

What kind of mood are you in?
Cant be fuckeeeeeed.

Would​ you ever date anyon​e your paren​ts disa

TEN things you wish you could say to TEN different people right now:
1. Youre funny as fuck, you should be rollin' in poontang in a few months, rian.
2. Sorry about those Miley tickets, Paidi.
3. Stop being a dweeb and do me already
4. Fuck off, i dont like you, i never will.
5. I do like you, now sit down and dump the other guy for me, i have golden locks; he doesnt.
6. I might be a little pussy, but id knock your fuck in :')
7. Give me 20 minutes and ill show you that you made one hell of a bad decision a while ago.
8. I hope to god im not waiting this long for you to tell me to fuck off, cause im gonna be pissed.
9. Buy me a fucking drink
10. If youre gonna give me that fucking attitude you can just fuck off out that fucking door right now, im not taking another fucking month of this bullshit youre just annoying my fucking happiness. Infact fuck off now, see if i give a fuck.

NINE things about yourself:
1. I know a lot of pointless crap
2. Im always right
3. I can argue for hours
4. I think organized religion is a joke
5. I havent done anything with my shitty life
6. I dont care about my GCSE's at all
7. I use sarcasm as coping mechanism, much like Chandler BBBBBING
8. Im a hypocrite
9. I will be rich.

EIGHT ways to win your heart:
1. Need a transplant
2. Make me sign my donor card
3. Dont be a moody fucker
4. Dont be spineless
5. Put in a bit of effort
6. Dont be a slut
7. Dont be another catholic girl
8. Trust me when I say 'I wont fuck off if you dont'

SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot:
1. When you die, NEVERRR come back, never never ends.
2. You fine foxy ladies.
3. Money
4. AMERICAAAA
5. Leeeeds
6. Businessses
7. Howww to get rich

SIX things you do before you fall asleep:
1. Put phone under pillow
2. Cold side of pillow
3. Look at the big poster thing
4. Kick the blankets
5. wrap in blanets
6. think about crap until i drift

FIVE people who mean a lot at the moment:
1. Rian from Bloc Party
2. Jonsi from Sigur Ros, hobv
3. Ima say Tanya (dont take it as a compliment)
4. Christine (hey christine)
5. Shane and Ryan, they come in a pack.

FOUR things you see right now:
1. Laptop
2. Daylight
3. Big Brother on TV
4. Extreme Sports advert

THREE songs that you listen to often:
1. Hoppipola - Sigur Ros
2. Come what may - The Scene Aesthetic
3. Intensity in ten cities - Chiodos

TWO things you want to do before you die:
1. Live in California
2. Be a millionare.

ONE confession:
1. I will outlive every single one of you.